Opinion Sack Hinkley 7 - "Turn it around or watch out"

[philreich]

Hi, you have reached Ken Hinkley, I can't come to the phone right now as I am tending to the dish lickers, so leave your name and number and i will get back to you when I become a premiership coach.

I think this would be somewhat more amusing......

 

[Us against the rest]

Has he ever been asked?

Hi Ken, can you sign my sack Hinkley sticker.

 

[killtaker1993]

Has he ever been asked?

I bet if a woman asked him for his signature, he would say 'where do ya want it, love?'. I imagine him rooting a fan up against a Coke machine

 

[BornPort]

I bet if a woman asked him for his signature, he would say 'where do ya want it, love?'. I imagine him rooting a fan up against a Coke machine

Thanks for that mental image.

 

[BornPort]

Ken not at presser? Rowie insinuating things? What’s happening?

 

[Jojay]

Ken not at presser? Rowie insinuating things? What’s happening?

Hinkley declined a joint presser with Nicks

 

[Vagabond0]

Did I hear that correctly.

"Sporting Wivalwy"

 

[Doctor Feel]

81 inbound calls to the sack hinkley hotline.

 

[PatientMental]

Lol went from top 2 two years in a row to the least desirable s**tstain coach.

What a rort

 

[Loony Juice]

I'd ask him to sign a box of Krispy Kremes

Or a dishlicker TAB betting slip

 

[Loony Juice]

I bet if a woman asked him for his signature, he would say 'where do ya want it, love?'. I imagine him rooting a fan up against a Coke machine

Working hardery for longery

 

[Loony Juice]

I love this photo, shows Clarko is a ripping bloke. Has Daddy Donuts ever done this?

Yeah Kenny take this black texta and sign it on the white parts on the back

 

[killtaker1993]

Working hardery for longery

That's the Kenny Kama Sutra - pound it hardery and you will last longery. I believe it was written in Kenny's diary - 'The 120 Days of Donuts'

 

[John the Butcher]

Call this number guys, you will not be disappointed, not even kidding.

7130 3451

Is that a Greyhound getting murdered in the background?

 

[Flash of power]

It's a waste of time and devisive, the decision has been made, there is nothing a few signs are going to do to change it. Why do this at Robbie's last game, this is the time to give him an all of club send off and make it all about him.

The Sack Hinkley brigade should now STFU until the wheels fall off in 2023.

 

[Doctor Feel]

distribute the number lets see how many calls we can get lol

 

[Loony Juice]

I bet if a woman asked him for his signature, he would say 'where do ya want it, love?'. I imagine him rooting a fan up against a Coke machine

Now I have the vending machine scene from Jackass Bad Grandpa stuck in my head

 

[Doctor Feel]

a mate has been diverting calls to his mobile to it lmao

 

[PowerLil]

We beat Melbourne by 9 goals in mid 2020. Since then they've gone top, and will be playing in September, while we've made choking in prelims our speciality, and the best we can hope for this year is 11th!!!

The Port team of '01, 02 and 03 and Choco got absolutely crucified for not making the GF after losing home QF's and called chokers. We were the laughing stock of the comp. Kenny Donuts loses back to back home prelims, the 2nd in spectacular fashion. Misses the finals the following year and apparently is coaching better than ever. You can't make this sh*t up.

 

[JimmyBC]

Hit those phone lines you fleas!

 

[BornPort]

The Sack Hinkley brigade should now STFU until the wheels fall off in 2023.

 

[tribey]

Remember that sweet innocent time when the general consensus was 2022 was GF-or-bust?

And now I’m watching Melbourne and Brisbane playing off for top-4 again, on a day when Clarkson signed for North.

And Krispy Ken is going into season 11 despite sh¡tting out his equal worst year at best — as Robbie Gray

9

Robbie Gray

Age

36

Ht

183cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

10.1

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.4

5star

D

13.3

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.6

4star

G

0.6

4star

D

10.4

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

rides into the sunset to join Brad Ebert

7

Brad Ebert

Age

34

Ht

189cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

11.4

4star

HB

8.5

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

5.2

5star

G

0.5

3star

D

14.6

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

4.9

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

3.8

4star

G

0.6

4star

D

12.0

3star

K

8.2

4star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.2

3star

in flagless retirement.

And there are still gormless chodes in our number who think we’re being unnecessarily, obsessively negative.

What planet is this?

 

[JimmyBC]

Remember that sweet innocent time when the general consensus was 2022 was GF-or-bust?

And now I’m watching Melbourne and Brisbane playing off for top-4 again, on a day when Clarkson signed for North.

And Krispy Ken is going into season 11 despite sh¡tting out his equal worst year at best — as Robbie Gray rides into the sunset to join Brad Ebert in flagless retirement.

And there are still gormless chodes in our number who think we’re being unnecessarily, obsessively negative.

What planet is this?

Planet Teal

 

[tribey]

 

[Magpiespowaz]

Gawd, he was so happy with himself for standing up Nicks at the press conference today, been waiting all year for this pissy payback, such a dopey campaigner lmfao