Opinion Sack Hinkley 8 - "Ask me in August"

[Tibbs]

Jeez, if smiling coaches on the sidelines fires you lot up so badly, I suggest you avoid watching any Collingwood matches at the moment. They should come with a warning:

"CAUTION: This telecast is filled with shots of a sh!t-eating grinning coach on the sidelines!
If this telecast causes you undue anxiety, speak with someone today.
Call Lifeline Australia on 131 114"

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[finbarr]

Jeez, if smiling coaches on the sidelines fires you lot up so badly, I suggest you avoid watching any Collingwood matches at the moment. They should come with a warning:

"CAUTION: This telecast is filled with shots of a sh!t-eating grinning coach on the sidelines!
If this telecast causes you undue anxiety, speak with someone today.
Call Lifeline Australia on 131 114"

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Surely you can admit Ken Hinkley has the most annoyingly smug face in the game.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Jeez, if smiling coaches on the sidelines fires you lot up so badly, I suggest you avoid watching any Collingwood matches at the moment. They should come with a warning:

"CAUTION: This telecast is filled with shots of a sh!t-eating grinning coach on the sidelines!
If this telecast causes you undue anxiety, speak with someone today.
Call Lifeline Australia on 131 114"

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[davesnothere]

So the media claims that he telepathically knew Houston was going to kick the goal.

This type of attention is concerningly similar to the "Sheedy invented Aboriginal footballers" fiasco

We've switched off the headphones now Ken thinks he's a Jedi.

 

[johnnysix]

Can't tell if he's watching Houston on a mission from God or Dawson commit us to hell.

The media claiming Ken was smiling because "he knew" is an all time joke. My dog was smiling while I was watching the game, I don't think he has any great unflappable belief in Dan's kicking ability. My dog wasn't also smiling as Jordan Dawson sunk us in the showdown. By the same laws of correlation he's Nostradamus compared to Ken.

 

[Winestoppable]

I wish the broadcast would show footage of the actual coaches box rather than Ken on the boundary line.

I am generally interested in what the dynamics look like in the box. I guess we know this doesn't fit the media script of Ken the Saviour.

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[bomberclifford]

It’s seriously like we’ve got one of the special needs cheer squad members on the bench for us. What other professional coach acts like this?

 

[Alberton Proud]

Kissed on the dingaling by God

What a time to be alive

 

[Ljc_86]

Haven’t been a big Hinkley supporter but if you can’t get around him with his smug smile after Houston marked it then there’s something wrong.

Hinkley smiling after Houston’s mark is the most Port Adelaide thing ever. He knew he was going to kick it.

My old man and I were laughing we knew Houston was going to kick it.


It’s nice to have some confident arrogance for a change.

 

[johnnysix]

Haven’t been a big Hinkley supporter but if you can’t get around him with his smug smile after Houston marked it then there’s something wrong.

Hinkley smiling after Houston’s mark is the most Port Adelaide thing ever. He knew he was going to kick it.

My old man and I were laughing we knew Houston was going to kick it.


It’s nice to have some confident arrogance for a change.

I would agree 100% if wasnt the exact same when Jordan Dawson lined up. I think he was actually smiling at the ownership, not that he knew he was going to kick it.

 

[simba_]

Hinkley smiling after Houston’s mark is the most Port Adelaide thing ever.

i'd love to know what you think is the second most Port Adelaide thing ever? Justin Westhoff laughing whilst holding a glass of red?

 

[Ilias M]

3:30 mark "kicked out of the box"

He a cheerleader that's it

 

[Willsy10]

it was a nervous/anxious smile, the same smile he pulled before that Dawson after the siren goal. This threads ability to make a mountain out of a molehill is unmatched.

 

[bomberclifford]

Our Coach and Captain are on the bench and that's the way we planned it all along.

It's just two examples of the genius mind of Kenneth Hinkley Esq.

 

[PowerLil]

3:30 mark "kicked out of the box"

He a cheerleader that's it

Ramblings, that's all.

 

[Tibbs]

Surely you can admit Ken Hinkley has the most annoyingly smug face in the game.

Oh I agree, it is punchable without the grin!

Its just that I feel the grin was a very natural thing in the context of the situation. I cant be bothered wasting my anger on that. I am saving it for the preliminary final later this year!

 

[Enviable Tradition]

It’s seriously like we’ve got one of the special needs cheer squad members on the bench for us. What other professional coach acts like this?

In all honesty sometimes I wonder whether his lack of inhibition is a sign of something more going on.

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[Enviable Tradition]

Haven’t been a big Hinkley supporter but if you can’t get around him with his smug smile after Houston marked it then there’s something wrong.

Hinkley smiling after Houston’s mark is the most Port Adelaide thing ever. He knew he was going to kick it.

My old man and I were laughing we knew Houston was going to kick it.


It’s nice to have some confident arrogance for a change.

Except for the fact that he has already said twice that he DIDNT think he would kick it.

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[Expat power]

3:30 mark "kicked out of the box"

He a cheerleader that's it

I reckon he's trolling you every time he uses that phrase

 

[bomberclifford]

In all honesty sometimes I wonder whether his lack of inhibition is a sign of something more going on.

It's a very different Ken than when he started with us, that's for sure.

 

[Del165198]

Our Coach and Captain are on the bench and that's the way we planned it all along.

It's just two examples of the genius mind of Kenneth Hinkley Esq.

we finally kicked out the no hopers

 

[Ljc_86]

i'd love to know what you think is the second most Port Adelaide thing ever? Justin Westhoff laughing whilst holding a glass of red?

It’s not the laughing or the smiling. It’s the confidence he had in Dan kicking it that.

But now that you mention it I was laughing and enjoying a red when he marked it.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

I didn't renew my membership this year as Ken was still coaching. Given it's pretty much acknowledged that Ken isn't coaching the team now, would it be conscionable for me to take the 4 games for 3 membership on offer do you think? I'm sorely tempted!

 

[RossFC]

The more club leadership we can get on the sidelines the better it seems.

Maggies in 4th spot in the SANFL with Sutcliffe nowhere to be seen as well.