Opinion Sack Hinkley 8 - "Ask me in August"

[TazD]

My brother deadset saw Ken Hinkley at Alberton foodland during the week buying 2 x 30packs of coke zero cans. I broke into laughter.

Gotta buy in bulk.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Gotta buy in bulk.

The club doesn't buy it anymore so he's gotta get his own

 

[Vagabond0]

My brother deadset saw Ken Hinkley at Alberton foodland during the week buying 2 x 30packs of coke zero cans. I broke into laughter.

Getting paid close to a mill a year but when shit is on special...

 

[tribey]

“Ken Hinkley”

— Brad Johnson

Brad Johnson

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.7

5star

K

14.1

5star

HB

5.6

4star

M

5.9

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.5

5star

No current season stats available

D

12.8

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.6

3star

“Kenny said”

— Ben Dixon

Ben Dixon

Age

47

Ht

188cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.8

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.4

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

0.8

3star

G

2.4

5star

“Hinkley”

— ​

All within 20 seconds. Unreal.

 

[MrMeaner]

We exist to fluff Keninkley

 

[PowerLil]

F*** Kenny Hinkley.

 

[tribey]

“I think Collingwood have more tricks than Port, but you never know with Ken Hinkley, Kenny Power!”

Another actual quote from Ben Dixon

Ben Dixon

Age

47

Ht

188cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.8

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.4

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

0.8

3star

G

2.4

5star

. We’re being Truman Show’d.

 

[TazD]

“I think Collingwood have more tricks than Port, but you never know with Ken Hinkley, Kenny Power!”

Another actual quote from Ben Dixon. We’re being Truman Show’d.

Yet to be convinced I haven't died and this is my hell.

 

[Del165198]

“Ken Hinkley”

— Brad Johnson​

“Kenny said”

— Ben Dixon​

“Hinkley”

— ​

All within 20 seconds. Unreal.

I can't believe what pussy lock gran said

 

[afl2004]

We could win every game for the rest of the season by 10 goals and a qualifying final by 10 goals but until we have won a prelim I won't believe for a second

 

[tribey]

I can't believe what pussy lock gran said

 

[Del165198]

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[dirty2]

My brother deadset saw Ken Hinkley at Alberton foodland during the week buying 2 x 30packs of coke zero cans. I broke into laughter.

Did he tell Hinkley that he is a w***er and to **** off? #sackhinkley

 

[dirty2]

Yet to be convinced I haven't died and this is my hell.

Oh please no!!!

 

[TazD]

Oh please no!!!

ITS YOUR FAULT FOR HERESY ON EASTER!

 

[dirty2]

ITS YOUR FAULT FOR HERESY ON EASTER!

It's natural!!!!! Why would God put it so close to... The whispering eye...

 

[TazD]

It's natural!!!!! Why would God put it so close to... The whispering eye...

FORBIDDEN FRUIT

 

[dirty2]

FORBIDDEN FRUIT

That's what makes it better

 

[Schulzenfest]

“I think Collingwood have more tricks than Port, but you never know with Ken Hinkley, Kenny Power!”

Another actual quote from Ben Dixon. We’re being Truman Show’d.

Would love somebody to ask him to name one incident in the last 11 years where 'Kenny Power' has pulled off a successful coaching 'trick'. Just one.

 

[gbear]

Sack the ****er now!

 

[gbear]

Ken Hinkley is a ducking liability to the club

 

[tribey]

Re-sign this f#%king moron. Who cares.

 

[dirty2]

Re-sign this f#%king moron. Who cares.

No!!!! Don't listen Koch!!!! Sack him then fall on ya sword ya campaigner

 

[gbear]

#sackhinkley

 

[Us against the rest]

Sack him tomorrow.