Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[PowerLil]

I’ve heard that Hinkley is well aware of the daddy donuts nickname and doesn’t like it one little bit

Truth hurts. He's a meme. Anyone with a modicum of self respect would've stood down long ago.

 

[tribey]

I’ve heard that Hinkley is well aware of the daddy donuts nickname and doesn’t like it one little bit

The perfect remedy for that would be, you know, winning.

 

[tribey]

Truth hurts. He's a meme. Anyone with a modicum of self respect would've stood down long ago.

We’re actively reshaping the very essence of what the club has stood for, for this guy.

This guy.

 

[Marmozet]

Now that I think about it, it's no wonder Richmond beat us in the 2020 PF when they had Craig McRae

Craig Mcrae

Age

51

Ht

176cm

Wt

73kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

3.9

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.9

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

16.2

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

5.6

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

1.2

3star

G

1.4

5star

and Adam Kingsley

Adam Kingsley

Age

49

Ht

183cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.9

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

16.4

4star

K

10.4

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

in their coaches box alongside Damien Hardwick, while we had Donuts.

 

[tribey]

Now that I think about it, it's no wonder Richmond beat us in the 2020 PF when they had Craig McRae and Adam Kingsley in their coaches box alongside Damien Hardwick, while we had Donuts.

You’d think the fact he keeps getting his pants pulled down by, and falling out with, 2004 Port Adelaide premiership players, would constitute a red flag.

 

[sobrave]

I’ve heard that Hinkley is well aware of the daddy donuts nickname and doesn’t like it one little bit

It's lucky I'm not in SA, my hatred for stinkers is bordering on pathological. I wouldn't do anything violent, but I wouldn't be above petty vandalism lol. I'd make them wish for stickerman instead.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[tribey]

It’s official, we are the Wish version of Collingwood — even their ‘daddy’ shtick is superior.

 

[crafty_bernardo]

I’ve heard that Hinkley is well aware of the daddy donuts nickname and doesn’t like it one little bit

Need to get a chant daddy donuts, going next season


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[pastmyprimus]

Truth hurts. He's a meme. Anyone with a modicum of self respect would've stood down long ago.

Hinkley will never step down voluntarily. He’s far too selfish for that.

It’s up to the club to get rid of him. But the toothless tiger in Koch isn’t capable of making that decision.

And it’s not even a hard decision. It’s clear that Hinkley’s the wrong man for the job. He’s had more than ample opportunity

 

[sobrave]

That's nothing, daddy donuts has "Max Power" embroided into his polo

 

[sobrave]

We finished the season by going 3-6 and they gave him a two year extension, after already being statistically the least successful coach ever.

 

[edgie]

Ken would never admit to having 44 sons - the relationship is entirely one way. To them, he is their daddy. To him, they are the kids from work.

 

[VineValerian]

I’ve heard that Hinkley is well aware of the daddy donuts nickname and doesn’t like it one little bit

Lies. Damned lies. And statistics.

Well in our case, the stats don't lie.
And it ain't pretty reading.

 

[longdonkey]

I’ve heard that Hinkley is well aware of the daddy donuts nickname and doesn’t like it one little bit

I'd say he's so thin skinned that mocking him is likely to anger him more than if you went up and punched him in the face.

Mock away everyone.

 

[pastmyprimus]

I'd say he's so thin skinned that mocking him is likely to anger him more than if you went up and punched him in the face.

Mock away everyone.

So true. He’s got a glass jaw. He gets consumed with revenge when he gets mocked/criticised. And he gets his minions to retaliate. Like you say, mock away

 

[Capital Power]

So, when most people say the birth of their children is the most momentous thing in their lives, for him it wasn't even the most momentous thing to happen yesterday.

 

[sobrave]

So true. He’s got a glass jaw. He gets consumed with revenge when he gets mocked/criticised. And he gets his minions to retaliate. Like you say, mock away

I still can't believe he publicly said the players on the list not in the side are so shit they would have made our semi performance worse.

Like, that's just an incomprehensibly bad thing to say. They're still on your ****ing list, you clod.

Imagine sitting at home watching the half ass efforts of some of those playing, and the senior coach goes "well yeah, but it would have been much worse if we picked one of those spuds from the sanfl like hugh Jackson, Hayes or pasini". I'd be asking for a trade right away.

And it's all because it was an implied criticism on selection, that maybe picking injured players isn't a good idea. The fat prick can't even take the slightest criticism. I hate him.

Daddy donuts if you ever read this, **** YOU.

 

[TazD]

Sack Daddy Donuts sticker when?

 

[longdonkey]

I still can't believe he publicly said the players on the list not in the side are so s**t they would have made our semi performance worse.

Like, that's just an incomprehensibly bad thing to say. They're still on your ******* list, you clod.

Imagine sitting at home watching the half ass efforts of some of those playing, and the senior coach goes "well yeah, but it would have been much worse if we picked one of those spuds from the sanfl like hugh Jackson, Hayes or pasini". I'd be asking for a trade right away.

And it's all because it was an implied criticism on selection, that maybe picking injured players isn't a good idea. The fat prick can't even take the slightest criticism. I hate him.

Daddy donuts if you ever read this, * YOU.

I wouldn't last a day working for Ken Hinkley Football Club I would be odds on to tell someone to get *ucked in the first hour. The rest of the day would be spent with HR.

 

[Scodges]

We need players that don't place so much enthuses on the coach and want to play at Port because of it's history and can see the team has GF aspirations.

Sick of hearing I came mostly because of Kenny, it makes me sick. Imagine what Fos would say, I don't give a * if you like me or not, you are here to play for the club and it's fans and if you don't want to play in a premiership you can go.

I’d settle for players and coach who want to play for a premiership, after all, it’s why they’re employed right?


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[Us against the rest]

I’d settle for players and coach who want to play for a premiership, after all, it’s why they’re employed right?


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Spot on but unfortunately ours play for Ken.

 

[just_kick_it]

I’ve heard that Hinkley is well aware of the daddy donuts nickname and doesn’t like it one little bit

Sack Daddy Donuts 10 - The Krispy Kream Edition

 

[PowerLil]

Spot on but unfortunately ours play for Ken.

Do they though?

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Sack Daddy Donuts 10 - The Krispy Kream Edition

Krispy Kreme will be a good descriptor of the club once Koch, Hinkley, Richardson and Davies are done abusing it.