Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[TazD]

Donuts has moved on to dehydrating, pulverising and snorting his toasties.

Years of donut abuse will do that to a person.

 

[Steve Dore]

Someone needs to come out and make showdowns a verbal non-negotiable, i'm sure Ken think they just get in the way.

But Showdowns, and any games with expectation, are scary.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

After grand final weekend I am yet to talk to a port supporter who has any enthusiasm or excitement for next year..

We look miles off the pace of the top 2, probably another 3-4 will go past us as well.. all of this with the prospect of another 2 years of shitting the bed in finals if we actually make them..

Nice work kochie thanks for that..god I hope the afl take this moron off our hands

The thing is even if we do well in the minor round we don't get to enjoy it.

Just like this year every uninspiring win is just a meh.

When you know what is coming in finals time the minor round wins are meaningless. In fact they are annoying.


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[PowerBaz]

The thing is even if we do well in the minor round we don't get to enjoy it.

Just like this year every uninspiring win is just a meh.

When you know what is coming in finals time the minor round wins are meaningless. In fact they are annoying.


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We should judge Ken on finals. Oh wait…

 

[Us against the rest]

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[Steve Dore]

The thing is even if we do well in the minor round we don't get to enjoy it.

Just like this year every uninspiring win is just a meh.

When you know what is coming in finals time the minor round wins are meaningless. In fact they are annoying.

You generally need 13 wins in a season to guarantee playing finals. Whether you win 13 in a row or 13 spread over the season is irrelevant and is dependant on what opposition you play when. The home and away is all about qualifying for finals. Finals is when the serious stuff starts.

But we have "playing finals is overrated" and "playing finals is scary" Daddy Donuts coaching and David "just making finals is success" Koch in charge.

 

[PowerLil]

You generally need 13 wins in a season to guarantee playing finals. Whether you win 13 in a row or 13 spread over the season is irrelevant and is dependant on what opposition you play when. The home and away is all about qualifying for finals. Finals is when the serious stuff starts.

But we have "playing finals is overrated" and "playing finals is scary" Daddy Donuts coaching and David "just making finals is success" Koch in charge.

When you win them doesn't matter but who you beat ultimately does.

 

[Us against the rest]

 

[Us against the rest]

Wins in finals over the last 9 years: Ken Hinkley 2 wins. Michael Voss 2 wins. Adam Kingsley

Adam Kingsley

Age

49

Ht

183cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.9

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

16.4

4star

K

10.4

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

2 wins. Voss and Kingsley started coaching within the last 2 years​

Pathetic Ken.

 

[snozulu]

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He looks like that serial killer clown

 

[JimmyBC]

He looks like that serial killer clown

Gacy crossed with Pennywise.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Gacy crossed with Pennywise.

Kennywise.

 

[GremioPower]

Maggie, not Pie!

 

[longdonkey]

Kennywise.

He's anything but...

 

[GremioPower]

I wouldn't last a day working for Ken Hinkley Football Club I would be odds on to tell someone to get *ucked in the first hour. The rest of the day would be spent with HR.

Marcelo Bielsa (Argentine soccer coach), when he was a player, he asked to get out of a club after one day of practice:

“The head coach doesn’t understand anything about soccer.”

 

[SC_Power]

When preseason starts we should all take turns getting Uber eats to deliver daddy donuts a dozen Krispy Kreme’s at the club each week.

No, send them to Rowie but don’t tell him why, just so he can talk in air about these Teal Donuts he’s getting …….

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Its still a honeymoon period for Big Ange, but Hinkley would never get this type of support from Port fans. He does't get us to play the way we want to.

 

[sobrave]

He's anything but...

Kennydumbcampaigner the clown

 

[RossFC]

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Real picture of Hinkley on the boundary vs GWS.

 

[philreich]

"Ken has reshaped our playing list several times across the last decade" - PAFC CEO Matthew Richardson, 16 August 2023

Only a club like Port Adelaide can dupe so many supporters every year with a template of messages

keep paying up




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Matthew - truly great clubs are measured by premierships, not winning 13 minor round games in a row. Or has the Creed been revamped by Koch?

 

[Ilias M]

Remember B&F in 2019 I’m going nowhere

Can't wait for this year speech 2 finals wins in 9 years



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[PowerLil]

Remember B&F in 2019 I’m going nowhere

Can't wait for this year speech 2 finals wins in 9 years



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Sincerely hope he gets booed again. Not that the narcissist would be worried but it'd make me happy.

 

[TeeKray]

You don't even have to mention his record to know he isn't up to it. Just sit him and McRae side by side for 15 minutes and have them talk about football and you'll see it's a no contest. Heck, just get them to talk about anything and you'll probably pick it up. It's beyond belief that the people who run our club can't see this. It's what makes me think it's not actually incompetence but the more cynical 'we're just a little battler club, we can't expect to compete with Collingwood' mentality that is to blame.

 

[PAFC27]

Its funny how the expectations of Port Adelaide have changed over the course of this season.

Beginning of the season we were expected to compete by all and sundry.
End of the season we were told by all and sundry we were silly for thinking we’d compete.

…and now come the beginning of trade period suddenly we’re back in the window.

We Exist to be Gaslighted

 

[PortPortPort]

Port and the Las Vegas Raiders are in the same position with fanbases knowing their headcoach is a fraud.