Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[Ace Rimmer]

Senor M runs into the ropes.
Senor M hits serial_thrilla with a shoulderblock.
Senor M executes a swinging DDT against serial_thrilla.
The chants for Senor M are deafening.
Senor M uses a kneebreaker on serial_thrilla.
Senor M hits the Liger Bomb on serial_thrilla.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Senor M performs a snap suplex against serial_thrilla.
Senor M is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Senor M goes for a superkick, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
serial_thrilla tries a moonsault bodyblock, but Senor M steps out of the way.
Senor M executes a double underhook piledriver against serial_thrilla.
Senor M whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
Senor M misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla hits Senor M with an elbow.
serial_thrilla works the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla whips Senor M into the ropes.
serial_thrilla attempts a bodyslam, but Senor M counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Senor M nails serial_thrilla with a reverse neckbreaker.
The crowd is behind Senor M all the way.
Senor M hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
Senor M goes for a German suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits a Muscle Buster on Senor M.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla tries the Vertebreaker, but Senor M reverses it.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla re-reverses it.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla goes for a flying dropkick, but Senor M counters it with an intercept dropkick.
Senor M uses a pumphandle backbreaker on serial_thrilla.
Senor M whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
Senor M hits a chop on serial_thrilla.
Senor M chops serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Senor M.
serial_thrilla punches Senor M.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla chops Senor M.
serial_thrilla kicks Senor M.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Senor M nails serial_thrilla with a somersault slam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Senor M.
Senor M attempts a moonsault from the second turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla moves out of the way.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard roundhouse kick on Senor M.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla uses a kneelift on Senor M.
serial_thrilla attempts the Vertebreaker, but Senor M reverses it.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Senor M executes a release German suplex against serial_thrilla.
Senor M places serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle.
Senor M uses a superplex on serial_thrilla.
Senor M hits a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
Senor M uses an elbowsmash on serial_thrilla.
Senor M nails serial_thrilla with a short-arm high knee.
Senor M hits a double-axhandle chop on serial_thrilla.
Senor M gives the sign for the One-Mister's Angel.
Senor M executes the One-Mister's Angel on serial_thrilla.
Senor M goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Senor M nails serial_thrilla with a reverse neckbreaker.
Senor M is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Senor M performs a double-axhandle chop against serial_thrilla.
Senor M executes a kneelift against serial_thrilla.
Senor M goes for a backbreaker, but serial_thrilla counters it with an elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla catches Senor M in the Koji clutch.
Senor M is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Senor M is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Senor M inches his way towards the ropes after 25 seconds.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Senor M.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla performs a kneelift against Senor M.
serial_thrilla tries an armdrag takedown, but Senor M counters it with a Victory Roll.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is Senor M. Time of match: 0:22:08


serial_thrilla argues with Mike Uppet.
serial_thrilla throws Mike Uppet into the ringpost.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
serial_thrilla screams at Mike Uppet.

The lights go out.

The crowd react with excitement.

The lights come back on.

Ace Rimmer is in the ring.
Ace Rimmer grabs a mic.

AR: Sorry to disappoint you good chap, but I'm not old Mr Pringle.

serial_thrilla stares at Ace Rimmer with pure malice.

AR: I'm just here to remind you and Senor M that I'm challenging for your Hardcore Championship next week, and I intend on taking it!

The crowd is cheering Ace Rimmer.

AR: But...there is one other thing I've have to show you Thrills. Take a look at this...

The lights go out.

A message plays on the big screen:


Ugz atv cmcd lbos
Tvj qrf qbhz yirp
Wjif pvx anivj ztys hn rsmw
Fbgs t nrc ff naa kttr


"I have a knack and a flair,
For challenging many tough dares,
Thrilla's too meek,
(I'll see him next week!)
To bother with good Vigenère!"

Signed, sealed and delivered,
Wilbert K. Pringle


Mk'k hh osvzkx rl ueh


The lights come back on.

serial_thrilla is alone in the ring.

That was amazing! Prepare to have your kipper smoked...

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Elton John's Wig is being booed out of the building.

Rinse, repeat.

Bring it on bitches!!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

The winner is @Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:06:04

Go you good thing Wiggy

 

[PhenomenalV1]

SFAEW Roadmap: The Path to SFAEW 100



Round Nine:

The Filth Wizard vs Braklet
Ring Regent Quarterfinal 3

Wosh vs pantskyle
Ring Regent Quarterfinal 4

Elton Johns Wig vs TBD
Fifth Labor of Elton

Tigerturbulance vs Ligma
Grudge Match/Warmup

serial_thrilla (c) vs Ace Rimmer
Hardcore Championship Match

Other match TBD





Round Ten:

King Tenz vs Mrs Turbo
Grudge Match/Warmup

ShaunDuggan (c) vs TBD
Intercity Championship Match/Final Labor of Elton (If needed)

4-Way Trios Match
Trios Championship No. 1 Contenders

Senor M vs por_please_ya
Ring Regent Semi Final 1

TBD vs TBD
Ring Regent Semi Final 2

Other match TBD




SFAEW 100 (Round 11)

TheInjuryFactory (c) vs ShaunDuggan
World Heavyweight Championship Match

TBD (c) vs TBD
Hardcore Championship Match

Tigerturbulance & Mrs Turbo (c) vs Ligma & King Tenz
World Tag Team Championship Match

Cadsky, nahnah & Brenton Davy vs TBD
Trios Championship Match

TBD vs TBD
Ring Regent Grand Final

Other matches TBD


​

 

[King Tenz]

SFAEW Roadmap: The Path to SFAEW 100



Round Nine:

The Filth Wizard vs Braklet
Ring Regent Quarterfinal 3

Wosh vs pantskyle
Ring Regent Quarterfinal 4

Elton Johns Wig vs TBD
Fifth Labor of Elton

Tigerturbulance vs Ligma
Grudge Match/Warmup

serial_thrilla (c) vs Ace Rimmer
Hardcore Championship Match

Other match TBD





Round Ten:

King Tenz vs Mrs Turbo
Grudge Match/Warmup

ShaunDuggan (c) vs TBD
Intercity Championship Match/Final Labor of Elton (If needed)

4-Way Trios Match
Trios Championship No. 1 Contenders

Senor M vs por_please_ya
Ring Regent Semi Final 1

TBD vs TBD
Ring Regent Semi Final 2

Other match TBD




SFAEW 100 (Round 11)

TheInjuryFactory (c) vs ShaunDuggan
World Heavyweight Championship Match

TBD (c) vs TBD
Hardcore Championship Match

Tigerturbulance & Mrs Turbo (c) vs Ligma & King Tenz
World Tag Team Championship Match

Cadsky, nahnah & Brenton Davy vs TBD
Trios Championship Match

TBD vs TBD
Ring Regent Grand Final

Other matches TBD


​

 

[serial_thrilla]

SFAEW Roadmap: The Path to SFAEW 100



Round Nine:

The Filth Wizard vs Braklet
Ring Regent Quarterfinal 3

Wosh vs pantskyle
Ring Regent Quarterfinal 4

Elton Johns Wig vs TBD
Fifth Labor of Elton

Tigerturbulance vs Ligma
Grudge Match/Warmup

serial_thrilla (c) vs Ace Rimmer
Hardcore Championship Match

Other match TBD





Round Ten:

King Tenz vs Mrs Turbo
Grudge Match/Warmup

ShaunDuggan (c) vs TBD
Intercity Championship Match/Final Labor of Elton (If needed)

4-Way Trios Match
Trios Championship No. 1 Contenders

Senor M vs por_please_ya
Ring Regent Semi Final 1

TBD vs TBD
Ring Regent Semi Final 2

Other match TBD




SFAEW 100 (Round 11)

TheInjuryFactory (c) vs ShaunDuggan
World Heavyweight Championship Match

TBD (c) vs TBD
Hardcore Championship Match

Tigerturbulance & Mrs Turbo (c) vs Ligma & King Tenz
World Tag Team Championship Match

Cadsky, nahnah & Brenton Davy vs TBD
Trios Championship Match

TBD vs TBD
Ring Regent Grand Final

Other matches TBD


​

Seriously though. Who is Ace Rimmer?

 

[Ace Rimmer]

Seriously though. Who is Ace Rimmer?

Oh, I'm a man of many parts, all of them mismatched, some of them dangerously modified. And kippers will be smoked before the day is out, mark my words!

 

[Sun Ra]

Oh, I'm a man of many parts, all of them mismatched, some of them dangerously modified. And kippers will be smoked before the day is out, mark my words!

Yep! That's the stuff. Good to see you're keeping up with the latest trends in bro-science. Please, mate, don't talk to any more bro's. You don't want to end-up as a statistic.

 

[Ace Rimmer]

Yep! That's the stuff. Good to see you're keeping up with the latest trends in bro-science. Please, mate, don't talk to any more bro's. You don't want to end-up as a statistic.

You're telling me this isn't a good look? Now I'll have to have a serious rethink...

 

[Mrs Turbo]

SFAEW Roadmap: The Path to SFAEW 100



Round Nine:

The Filth Wizard vs Braklet
Ring Regent Quarterfinal 3

Wosh vs pantskyle
Ring Regent Quarterfinal 4

Elton Johns Wig vs TBD
Fifth Labor of Elton

Tigerturbulance vs Ligma
Grudge Match/Warmup

serial_thrilla (c) vs Ace Rimmer
Hardcore Championship Match

Other match TBD





Round Ten:

King Tenz vs Mrs Turbo
Grudge Match/Warmup

ShaunDuggan (c) vs TBD
Intercity Championship Match/Final Labor of Elton (If needed)

4-Way Trios Match
Trios Championship No. 1 Contenders

Senor M vs por_please_ya
Ring Regent Semi Final 1

TBD vs TBD
Ring Regent Semi Final 2

Other match TBD




SFAEW 100 (Round 11)

TheInjuryFactory (c) vs ShaunDuggan
World Heavyweight Championship Match

TBD (c) vs TBD
Hardcore Championship Match

Tigerturbulance & Mrs Turbo (c) vs Ligma & King Tenz
World Tag Team Championship Match

Cadsky, nahnah & Brenton Davy vs TBD
Trios Championship Match

TBD vs TBD
Ring Regent Grand Final

Other matches TBD


​

We love Grudge Match warm ups

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!



SFAEW is back for Round 9!



Let's see what's on the card:






It's the Fifth Labor of Elton Johns Wig: a submission match against Grand Uncle Horace!






Premiership ex-teammates collide! Tigerturbulance and Ligma clash in a No Holds Barred match ahead of their Tag Title clash at SFAEW 100!








The Ring Regent Quarterfinals continue!

The Filth Wizard takes on Braklet, and Wosh fights pantskyle.






It's Falls Count Anywhere as serial_thrilla puts his Hardcore Championship on the line against the unproven Ace Rimmer!

And with Wilbert K. Pringle threatening to show up in person...who knows what the outcome will be?





And in your main event of the week:





It's an all-star Trios showdown!

World Champion TheInjuryFactory tags with Warrior pals Tonga Bob & Agent93 against Intercity Champion ShaunDuggan, and tag team specialists damicky & HARPSichord!

With TiF and Duggan's SFAEW 100 main event just a couple of weeks away, who'll be going into it with the momentum?



See you Sunday!
​

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

It's the Fifth Labor of @Elton Johns Wig: a submission match against @Grand Uncle Horace!

I'm going to die via walking frame, aren't I?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'm going to die via walking frame, aren't I?

If you win this match Wibbles McPribbles has a spry grandmother waiting for you.

 

[Ace Rimmer]

If you win this match Wibbles McPribbles has a spry grandmother waiting for you.

And it would be so much fun to break out that costume again...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

And it would be so much fun to break out that costume again...

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If I ever look like hitting the jobber market I’ll form a tag team with you as Gordon Brittas.

 

[Ace Rimmer]

If I ever look like hitting the jobber market I’ll form a tag team with you as Gordon Brittas.

IT'S A DEAL!!!!!!!!!

We'd be unstoppable! Or at least unbearable.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!




It's time for SFAEW Round 9!



Kicking us off this week:

Tigerturbulance and Ligma battle it out in the suspension derby!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
Ligma misses with a clothesline.
Ligma uses a backbreaker on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma tries a half Boston, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance takes Ligma down with a release German suplex.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance performs a forearm to the back against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance catches Ligma in a guillotine choke.
Ligma is struggling to reach the ropes.
Ligma gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
King Tenz comes to ringside.
TigerTurbulance uses a vertical suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance launches Ligma across the ring with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance launches Ligma across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance nails Ligma with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance whips Ligma into the ropes.
Ligma misses with a kick.
TigerTurbulance hits Ligma with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance performs a lariat against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance executes a release German suplex against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Mrs Turbo comes to ringside.
TigerTurbulance tries a lariat, but Ligma ducks out of the way.
Ligma executes a forearm to the back against TigerTurbulance.
Ligma gives him an elbowsmash, but TigerTurbulance doesn't budge.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo pulls down the top rope.
TigerTurbulance jumps onto her with a sunset flip power bomb.
TigerTurbulance clears the announcers' table.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance whips Ligma into the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but Ligma blocks it.
Ligma hits a forearm to the back on TigerTurbulance.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance goes for a vertical suplex, but Ligma slides down his back.
Ligma attempts a basement knee strike, but TigerTurbulance rolls out of the way.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance executes a kneelift against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance whips Ligma into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance nails Ligma with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance shoves Ligma into the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance goes for the Ophidian-5, but Ligma counters it with a DDT.
Ligma has the crowd going wild.
Ligma executes a high knee against TigerTurbulance.
Ligma shoves TigerTurbulance into the guardrail.
Ligma gets back into the ring.
TigerTurbulance climbs back into the ring.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance nails Ligma with a lariat.
TigerTurbulance uses a kneelift on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Ligma.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance throws Ligma out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance goes outside.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance whips Ligma into the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance reenters the ring.
Ligma rolls back in under the bottom rope.
TigerTurbulance performs a vertical suplex against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance takes Ligma down with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance puts Ligma in a guillotine choke.
Ligma grabs the ropes after being locked up for 9 seconds.
TigerTurbulance goes for a vertical suplex, but Ligma blocks it.
Ligma kicks TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ligma.
Ligma hits TigerTurbulance.
Ligma uses a jumping knee strike on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma executes a knee to the face against TigerTurbulance.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
Ligma and TigerTurbulance get hit with a double clothesline.
Ligma nails TigerTurbulance with a running hip attack.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
Ligma executes a running hip attack against TigerTurbulance.
Ligma gives him a knee to the face, but TigerTurbulance only stares at her.
TigerTurbulance uses a vertical suplex on Ligma.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
TigerTurbulance kicks Ligma.
TigerTurbulance hits Ligma.
Ligma kicks TigerTurbulance.
Ligma punches TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Ligma uses a knee to the face on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
Ligma gives him a knee to the face, but TigerTurbulance doesn't budge.
Ligma uses a snap mare on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma throws TigerTurbulance out of the ring.
Ligma jumps onto him with a flying knee strike.
The crowd is giving Ligma a standing ovation.
Ligma shoves TigerTurbulance into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ligma attempts an enzuigiri, but TigerTurbulance steps out of the way.
TigerTurbulance executes a mounted punch against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance sets up Ligma on the announcers' table.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 through the table.
The table is broken in half.
TigerTurbulance throws Ligma into the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance performs a vertical suplex against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance uses a knee strike on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance reenters the ring.
Ligma follows him back in.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

TigerTurbulance uses a knee strike on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance whips Ligma into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance performs a lariat against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance covers Ligma.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ligma counters it with a kneelift.
Ligma tries a dropkick, but TigerTurbulance steps out of the way.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance takes Ligma down with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance goes for a vertical suplex, but Ligma blocks it.
Ligma executes a snap mare against TigerTurbulance.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance hits a mounted punch on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance uses a release German suplex on Ligma.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance uses a mounted punch on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance uses a vertical suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance performs a knee strike against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance uses a vertical suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance sends Ligma into the turnbuckle, but Ligma reverses it.
Ligma charges in with a high knee, but TigerTurbulance moves out of the way.
TigerTurbulance kicks Ligma.
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance chops Ligma.
Ligma chops TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is behind Ligma all the way.
Ligma punches TigerTurbulance.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits Ligma in the back with a chair.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Ligma.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance executes a release German suplex against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance uses a knee strike on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance hits a knee strike on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance takes Ligma down with a vertical suplex.
TigerTurbulance attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ligma counters it with a kneelift.
Ligma whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ligma counters it with a kneelift.
Ligma gives him a flying dropkick, but TigerTurbulance doesn't budge.
TigerTurbulance catches Ligma in a guillotine choke.
Ligma breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Ligma gives him a snap mare, but TigerTurbulance shows no reaction.
TigerTurbulance takes Ligma down with a release German suplex.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance attempts an armlock hammerlock submission, but Ligma blocks it.
Ligma executes a forearm to the back against TigerTurbulance.
Ligma tries a jumping knee strike, but TigerTurbulance ducks out of the way.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but Ligma flips over.
Ligma uses a dropkick to the back of the head on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma tries an enzuigiri, but TigerTurbulance steps out of the way.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
King Tenz pulls down the top rope.
Ligma jumps onto him with a flying knee strike.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance throws Ligma into the ringpost.
TigerTurbulance goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ligma counters it with a kneelift.
Ligma uses a snap mare on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma gives him a basement dropkick, but TigerTurbulance
gets right back to his feet unfazed.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance takes Ligma down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance throws Ligma into the ringsteps.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Ligma.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance throws Ligma into the ringsteps.
TigerTurbulance clears the announcers' table.
TigerTurbulance throws Ligma into the ringsteps.
TigerTurbulance performs a kneelift against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance whips Ligma into the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance knocks Ligma into the ringpost.
TigerTurbulance executes a vertical suplex against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance sets up Ligma on the announcers' table.
TigerTurbulance tries to drive Ligma through the table with the Ophidian-5 but she blocks it.
King Tenz spears TigerTurbulance through the guardrail.
Ligma performs a running hip attack against TigerTurbulance.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ligma shoves TigerTurbulance into the guardrail.
King Tenz hits TigerTurbulance with a vicious chair shot to the head.
Ligma throws TigerTurbulance back into the ring.
Ligma executes the Dragon Strike on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Ligma executes the Dragon Strike on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring, but King Tenz pulls her back out.
Ligma executes the Dragon Strike on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Ligma are deafening.

The winner is Ligma. Time of match: 0:21:39
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


A HUGE upset win to Ligma over her former captain! That's gotta add some heat to the upcoming Tag Title match...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

It's Elton Johns Wig vs Grand Uncle Horace in a submission match! Can Elton complete his fifth labor?​

 

[King Tenz]

TigerTurbulance uses a knee strike on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance whips Ligma into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance performs a lariat against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance covers Ligma.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ligma counters it with a kneelift.
Ligma tries a dropkick, but TigerTurbulance steps out of the way.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance takes Ligma down with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance goes for a vertical suplex, but Ligma blocks it.
Ligma executes a snap mare against TigerTurbulance.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance hits a mounted punch on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance uses a release German suplex on Ligma.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance uses a mounted punch on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance uses a vertical suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance performs a knee strike against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance uses a vertical suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance sends Ligma into the turnbuckle, but Ligma reverses it.
Ligma charges in with a high knee, but TigerTurbulance moves out of the way.
TigerTurbulance kicks Ligma.
TigerTurbulance is being booed out of the building.
TigerTurbulance chops Ligma.
Ligma chops TigerTurbulance.
The crowd is behind Ligma all the way.
Ligma punches TigerTurbulance.
Ligma runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits Ligma in the back with a chair.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Ligma.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance executes a release German suplex against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance uses a knee strike on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance hits a knee strike on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance takes Ligma down with a vertical suplex.
TigerTurbulance attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ligma counters it with a kneelift.
Ligma whips TigerTurbulance into the ropes, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ligma counters it with a kneelift.
Ligma gives him a flying dropkick, but TigerTurbulance doesn't budge.
TigerTurbulance catches Ligma in a guillotine choke.
Ligma breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Ligma gives him a snap mare, but TigerTurbulance shows no reaction.
TigerTurbulance takes Ligma down with a release German suplex.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Ligma.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
TigerTurbulance attempts an armlock hammerlock submission, but Ligma blocks it.
Ligma executes a forearm to the back against TigerTurbulance.
Ligma tries a jumping knee strike, but TigerTurbulance ducks out of the way.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but Ligma flips over.
Ligma uses a dropkick to the back of the head on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma tries an enzuigiri, but TigerTurbulance steps out of the way.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance runs into the ropes.
King Tenz pulls down the top rope.
Ligma jumps onto him with a flying knee strike.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance throws Ligma into the ringpost.
TigerTurbulance goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ligma counters it with a kneelift.
Ligma uses a snap mare on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma gives him a basement dropkick, but TigerTurbulance
gets right back to his feet unfazed.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance takes Ligma down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance throws Ligma into the ringsteps.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Ligma.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance throws Ligma into the ringsteps.
TigerTurbulance clears the announcers' table.
TigerTurbulance throws Ligma into the ringsteps.
TigerTurbulance performs a kneelift against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance whips Ligma into the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance knocks Ligma into the ringpost.
TigerTurbulance executes a vertical suplex against Ligma.
TigerTurbulance sets up Ligma on the announcers' table.
TigerTurbulance tries to drive Ligma through the table with the Ophidian-5 but she blocks it.
King Tenz spears TigerTurbulance through the guardrail.
Ligma performs a running hip attack against TigerTurbulance.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ligma shoves TigerTurbulance into the guardrail.
King Tenz hits TigerTurbulance with a vicious chair shot to the head.
Ligma throws TigerTurbulance back into the ring.
Ligma executes the Dragon Strike on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Ligma executes the Dragon Strike on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring, but King Tenz pulls her back out.
Ligma executes the Dragon Strike on TigerTurbulance.
Ligma goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The chants for Ligma are deafening.

The winner is Ligma. Time of match: 0:21:39
Sim Rating: *** 3/4


A HUGE upset win to Ligma over her former captain! That's gotta add some heat to the upcoming Tag Title match...

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Mrs Turbo enters the ring, but King Tenz pulls her back out.

Darn you King Tenz, I would of had her!!!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I think that's built up enough suspense.


They lock up.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Elton John's Wig with a shoulderblock.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a Fujiwara armbar, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig hits Grand Uncle Horace.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Elton John's Wig chops Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig chops Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig hits a swinging neckbreaker on Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Elton John's Wig attempts a Hotshot, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a lariat.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a back suplex on Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace takes Elton John's Wig down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace yells at the fans.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a kick to the thigh on Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a punch, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig hits Grand Uncle Horace.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Elton John's Wig.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Elton John's Wig goes for a headbutt to the midsection, but Grand Uncle Horace
counters it with a kick to the head.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a kick to the head, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a kick to the thigh on Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a punch on Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a side suplex.
Grand Uncle Horace yells at the fans.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace puts Elton John's Wig in a triangle choke.
Elton John's Wig is struggling to reach the ropes.
Elton John's Wig gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a fireman's carry against Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a kick to the midsection against Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a kick to the midsection, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig takes Grand Uncle Horace down with a double arm DDT.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace yells at the fans.
Grand Uncle Horace is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a hammerlock, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Manangatang asks Grand Uncle Horace if he's had enough.
Grand Uncle Horace shakes his head.
Grand Uncle Horace gets ahold of the ropes after 20 seconds.
Elton John's Wig whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits Grand Uncle Horace with a backdrop.
Grand Uncle Horace falls out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig jumps onto him with a somersault bodyblock off the apron.
Elton John's Wig is handed the Beez Trophy.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the Trophy.
Elton John's Wig runs Grand Uncle Horace into the ringsteps.
Elton John's Wig runs Grand Uncle Horace into the ringpost.
Elton John's Wig uses a swinging neckbreaker on Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig starts pulling his own hair out.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Elton John's Wig goes for the Mandible Claw, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a kick to the midsection.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a back suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a facerake.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Elton John's Wig hits a Hotshot on Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig chokes him with Beez Trophy.
Elton John's Wig throws Grand Uncle Horace into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig throws Grand Uncle Horace back into the ring.
Elton John's Wig hits a legdrop on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig locks Grand Uncle Horace in a chokehold.
Grand Uncle Horace reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig executes a piledriver against Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig goes for an armbreaker, but Grand Uncle Horace throws him off.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a kick to the midsection against Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace tries the cross-face chicken wing, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig tries a faceslam, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a kick to the head against Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a punch on Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig locks Grand Uncle Horace in a choke against the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Grand Uncle Horace is struggling to get out of the hold.
Grand Uncle Horace tries to fight the pain.
Grand Uncle Horace is close to escaping the hold.
Grand Uncle Horace reaches the ropes after being trapped for 29 seconds.
Elton John's Wig goes for a Hotshot, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a lariat.
Grand Uncle Horace locks Elton John's Wig in the STF.
Elton John's Wig is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Elton John's Wig makes it to the ropes after 7 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits a kick to the head on Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace tries to escape the hold.
Grand Uncle Horace is inching his way towards the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace is writhing in pain.
Grand Uncle Horace submits after 13 seconds.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:07:34
Sim Rating: **



Kennedy Parker watches on from the corporate box and shakes his head.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I think that's built up enough suspense.


They lock up.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Elton John's Wig with a shoulderblock.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a Fujiwara armbar, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig hits Grand Uncle Horace.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Elton John's Wig chops Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig chops Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig hits a swinging neckbreaker on Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Elton John's Wig attempts a Hotshot, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a lariat.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a back suplex on Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace takes Elton John's Wig down with a belly-to-belly suplex.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace yells at the fans.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a kick to the thigh on Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a punch, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig hits Grand Uncle Horace.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Elton John's Wig.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Elton John's Wig goes for a headbutt to the midsection, but Grand Uncle Horace
counters it with a kick to the head.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a kick to the head, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a kick to the thigh on Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a punch on Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a side suplex.
Grand Uncle Horace yells at the fans.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace puts Elton John's Wig in a triangle choke.
Elton John's Wig is struggling to reach the ropes.
Elton John's Wig gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a fireman's carry against Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a kick to the midsection against Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a kick to the midsection, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig takes Grand Uncle Horace down with a double arm DDT.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace yells at the fans.
Grand Uncle Horace is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a hammerlock, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Manangatang asks Grand Uncle Horace if he's had enough.
Grand Uncle Horace shakes his head.
Grand Uncle Horace gets ahold of the ropes after 20 seconds.
Elton John's Wig whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits Grand Uncle Horace with a backdrop.
Grand Uncle Horace falls out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig jumps onto him with a somersault bodyblock off the apron.
Elton John's Wig is handed the Beez Trophy.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the Trophy.
Elton John's Wig runs Grand Uncle Horace into the ringsteps.
Elton John's Wig runs Grand Uncle Horace into the ringpost.
Elton John's Wig uses a swinging neckbreaker on Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig starts pulling his own hair out.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Elton John's Wig goes for the Mandible Claw, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a kick to the midsection.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a back suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a facerake.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Elton John's Wig hits a Hotshot on Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig chokes him with Beez Trophy.
Elton John's Wig throws Grand Uncle Horace into the guardrail.
Elton John's Wig throws Grand Uncle Horace back into the ring.
Elton John's Wig hits a legdrop on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig locks Grand Uncle Horace in a chokehold.
Grand Uncle Horace reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig executes a piledriver against Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig goes for an armbreaker, but Grand Uncle Horace throws him off.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a kick to the midsection against Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace tries the cross-face chicken wing, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig tries a faceslam, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a kick to the head against Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a punch on Elton John's Wig.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig locks Grand Uncle Horace in a choke against the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Grand Uncle Horace is struggling to get out of the hold.
Grand Uncle Horace tries to fight the pain.
Grand Uncle Horace is close to escaping the hold.
Grand Uncle Horace reaches the ropes after being trapped for 29 seconds.
Elton John's Wig goes for a Hotshot, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a lariat.
Grand Uncle Horace locks Elton John's Wig in the STF.
Elton John's Wig is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Elton John's Wig makes it to the ropes after 7 seconds.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits a kick to the head on Grand Uncle Horace.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace tries to escape the hold.
Grand Uncle Horace is inching his way towards the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace is writhing in pain.
Grand Uncle Horace submits after 13 seconds.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:07:34
Sim Rating: **



Kennedy Parker watches on from the corporate box and shakes his head.

Great stuff here Wiggy