Peptides! The *Essendrug Dopers: come smell the bull****! -PART 2

[lethalselbow]

Essendon are only 1 game outside the eight though, and played all top 8 sides....


My favourite post on their board was "did we overpay for Shiel?".......yes. We dodged a bullet there

Good call. Shiel would have just been another, not so tall not so fast, midfielder. We've got a few of them.

Wasn't it the same year when we go Chad? Wouldn't have got him, if we got Shiel.

 

[Brant]

Essendon are only 1 game outside the eight though, and played all top 8 sides....

Every team from 9th - 17th is only 1 game or less outside the 8!

 

[MrPremiership]

Every team from 9th - 17th is only 1 game or less outside the 8!

Yes. Just shows that 11 wins might be enough this year. So 1-4 might not be that catastrophic.....unfortunately.

 

[Messenger]

Yes. Just shows that 11 wins might be enough this year. So 1-4 might not be that catastrophic.....unfortunately.

I would have thought 11-11 and sliding into 8th would be a massive disappointment for that squad.

 

[grumbleguts]

Essendon are only 1 game outside the eight though, and played all top 8 sides....


My favourite post on their board was "did we overpay for Shiel?".......yes. We dodged a bullet there

Which shows how good they are because this is REALLY hard to do in just 5 rounds.

 

[MrPremiership]

I would have thought 11-11 and sliding into 8th would be a massive disappointment for that squad.

Maybe, but they only won 11 last year too right? With a soft draw, and overachieving.

 

[Messenger]

Maybe, but they only won 11 last year too right? With a soft draw, and overachieving.

That could be right. Their media is profile is a long way ahead of their accomplishments. There is a lot of young talent mixed with some underachieving mercenaries and a reclamation project in Peter Street.

 

[Davo23]

Are you wallowing in their misery?
I hope you’re proud of yourself.

And keep doing it …


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[cryptor]

Enjoyed Robbo suggesting that Essendon watch the replay of the Easter Monday game so they could learn how to win a game.

Sweeter than any choccy egg.

 

[Jaeger]

 

[Agent Smith]

The answer is obviously to inject a little bit of pep in their step. But who's game to do that now?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

The answer is obviously to inject a little bit of pep in their step. But who's game to do that now?

They’ll knife Rutten in an instant if James gives them a nod.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

What a bunch of duds.
Don't think they'll make finals this year

 

[PT Bar None]

Enjoyed Robbo suggesting that Essendon watch the replay of the Easter Monday game so they could learn how to win a game.

Sweeter than any choccy egg.

Solid troll from the great one here - he knows this is the sort of comment the players and coaches will (should) just brush off, but will cause the unwashed masses to start frothing and tilting! And more than a few will ring the club for a tilt

#IHateThemMoreThanAnyone

 

[grumbleguts]

Essendon heard in 2012 that the clubs needed to do drug testing on their players. Essendon... misunderstood.

 

[Brishawk]

Essendon great? Let’s check the career achievements.

Premierships: 0
Finals wins: 0
Brownlows: 0
Captained club into a systemic doping regime: 1

Yep, story checks out

 

[Sixpence]

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Essendon great? Let’s check the career achievements.

Premierships: 0
Finals wins: 0
Brownlows: 0
Captained club into a systemic doping regime: 1

Yep, story checks out

Shouldn't it be:

Brownlows: -1?

 

[Brishawk]

Shouldn't it be:

Brownlows: -1?

Maybe 0*?

 

[Leather Poisoning]

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Essendon great? Let’s check the career achievements.

Premierships: 0
Finals wins: 0
Brownlows: 0
Captained club into a systemic doping regime: 1

Yep, story checks out

Essendon player that had 2 great seasons that coincided with a record number of injections in an offseason.

 

[Brishawk]

Essendon player that had 2 great seasons that coincided with a record number of injections in an offseason.

Complete con incidence, I’m sure

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Complete con incidence, I’m sure

And somehow he's a victim!

I reckon after the the 600th needle I would have been saying "hang on - are you SURE this is right?" "Hang on - why do we have to go offsite for these needles but none of the other medical or physio work that isn't surgery?"
"hang on - I'm suddenly a much better player with a ripped six pack AND increased muscle mass, is everything kosher here?"

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Jobe Watson's words in November 2011, not long after Dank arrived at EFC, and only a few weeks after Dank had ordered a whole bunch of PED's that he says never landed at Essendon.

"The boys have certainly had their eyes opened to the changes in body shape in only 2 weeks".

 

[Burtman]

This is too good, celebrating an Anzac Day loss with wallpapers for the fans lol

 

[cryptor]

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This is too good, celebrating an Anzac Day loss with wallpapers for the fans lol

Lol at the wall paper just being a cropped photo. Pretty much every phone in the last 10 years can take a photo and allow you to select the section you want to crop and turn it into a wall paper for your devices specific resolution.

 

[Brishawk]

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This is too good, celebrating an Anzac Day loss with wallpapers for the fans lol

That club is such a failure. Thank ‘the maker’ we are hawks supporters