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A Top Gear top tip, never take one of those door gyms off, had to disassemble one today, because they hold a lot of tension, releasing the top section it clocked me about a cm above my right eye, lucky i wasn't a bit taller it could have done a lot of damage to my eye.

Also if someone you know suffers from mild hoarding and asks you to help move house, tell them to GAGF.
 
A Top Gear top tip, never take one of those door gyms off, had to disassemble one today, because they hold a lot of tension, releasing the top section it clocked me about a cm above my right eye, lucky i wasn't a bit taller it could have done a lot of damage to my eye.

Also if someone you know suffers from mild hoarding and asks you to help move house, tell them to GAGF.

I had a similar experience with one of those exercise tension bands.

Hot tip. Don't try to anchor one of those things under the door if you've got carpet unless you really want to punish your balls.
 

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I had a similar experience with one of those exercise tension bands.

Hot tip. Don't try to anchor one of those things under the door if you've got carpet unless you really want to punish your balls.

They are kinda like russian roulette, take from the bottom and it smacks you in the balls, take it from the top and it smacks you in the forehead.

Even hotter tip is to not have one at all, the door i took it off from is now buggered, the door doesn't properly close.
 
If anyone is watching Adam Hills tonight, he's about to hit up Broken Hill karaoke with my cross dressing uncle.

Unfortunately I was working that night so I couldn't unleash my unrivalled rock performance on national television.



I wish, I would be certifiably genius compared to some of the dills on there*


*excluding the chasers.
 
If anyone is watching Adam Hills tonight, he's about to hit up Broken Hill karaoke with my cross dressing uncle.

Unfortunately I was working that night so I couldn't unleash my unrivalled rock performance on national television.




I wish, I would be certifiably genius compared to some of the dills on there*


*excluding the chasers.
How soft are those two english blokes
 

I mean, it's no Duel of the Fates, but I do enjoy it (especially around the 5 minute mark).


That piece of music when Luke snaps against Vader just might be my favourite movie music of all time. They played it in Jedi Knight 2 Jedi Outcast in a part I think and I dragged that part of the mission out for hours.
 

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Help, I'm drinking smirnoff double black ice, it takes me back to just turning 18 and drinking whatever shit I could get my hands on that was strong.

Last time I had it I went to some party dressed as a bad Mad Max and ended up splitting my pants, duct taping them back together, and then doing other shameful things that may have involved a group of vagrant under age girls.

Ah, memories.

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Gotta love John Travolta. Gets his commercial pilots licence when things were quiet in the 1980's.

When he had made that great film Get Shorty in the mid 1990's the producers wanted him to go promote the film in Berlin, he said I'm not going to be able to go to Berlin for the weekend and be ready for work on Monday if I don't have a plane that at least has a bedroom. So they found one, it was an old Qantas Boeing 707-138 which was a modified 3m shorter 707-100, as Qantas wanted a plane with a better range. Travolta waited 3 years until the price dropped and he could afford it in 1998. Qantas made him a Goodwill Ambassador/Captain in 2002. He then buys a $5mil mansion and property on subdivision that is part of Greystone Airport in Florida and he has his "own" runway and taxiway right to his house. He has 3 or 4 other planes as you can see in the photo.

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Richard Wilkins interviewed him from his home a few years ago for Today show. More photos at
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/john-travoltas-house-is-airport-with-runways-for-planes-2014-9


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Help, I'm drinking smirnoff double black ice, it takes me back to just turning 18 and drinking whatever shit I could get my hands on that was strong.

Last time I had it I went to some party dressed as a bad Mad Max and ended up splitting my pants, duct taping them back together, and then doing other shameful things that may have involved a group of vagrant under age girls.

Ah, memories.

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Reminds me of a story my mother tells at my expense, of a time she came downstairs in the near dawn hours and found me standing asleep in the kitchen, holding my jacket out at arms length, reeking of scotch whisky..
 
Gotta love John Travolta. Gets his commercial pilots licence when things were quiet in the 1980's.

When he had made that great film Get Shorty in the mid 1990's the producers wanted him to go promote the film in Berlin, he said I'm not going to be able to go to Berlin for the weekend and be ready for work on Monday if I don't have a plane that at least has a bedroom. ..


These days he wouldn't be allowed in Berlin due to Scientology being declared an illegal cult in Germany.
 
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/11/11/health/gun-violence-movies/

Since 1950, violence in films has more than doubled, the study authors concluded. Perhaps more surprising is that gun violence in PG-13 films has tripled since 1985, even exceeding the amount found in R-rated films in more recent years.

Good job America. It is good for kids and wholesome for society to see guns shoot as many people as possible, as long as none of them actually bleed their own blood. Then it's too far.
 
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Guns are awesome.

American ratings system and standards suck.

Roddy Piper's famous fight with Admiral Anderson in They Live was equally ridiculously blood free. Have these people ever been hit in the face?
 
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