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My mate has lived there for a few years now. He ****ing hates Swedes and Sweden more than anything else on the planet. Recently signed a contract which will get him out of Sweden and to New Zealand, which he's pretty stoked about.

Did I just use the word "Stoked"?

Time to uppercut myself in the chops.
 
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My mate has lived there for a few years now. He ******* hates Swedes and Sweden more than anything else on the planet. Recently signed a contract which will get him out of Sweden and to New Zealand, which he's pretty stoked about.

Did I just use the word "Stoked"?

Time to uppercut myself in the chops.
we get it you have "mates"
 
Report back as to whether or not they actually have an IKEA in Sweden.
Also, report back as to whether or not there are still any tennis courts there. Stefan Edberg would be rolling in his grave at the current state of the Scandinavian game.
Didn't pay any attention to tennis courts but lots of IKEA stores!!
Got to love a place that allows beer in the company cafeteria at lunchtime!!
 
Didn't pay any attention to tennis courts but lots of IKEA stores!!
Got to love a place that allows beer in the company cafeteria at lunchtime!!


I guy I know but haven't seen in years was once at Adelaide IKEA for the cheap hotdogs. There he was, stuffing his face with the things like a pig when he discreetly let out a fart. It was only when he got home that he realised he shat himself in the process and had a big stain on the back of his white shorts. So there he was, with shit stained shorts, stuffing his face with cheap hotdogs. What a look.
 
I guy I know but haven't seen in years was once at Adelaide IKEA for the cheap hotdogs. There he was, stuffing his face with the things like a pig when he discreetly let out a fart. It was only when he got home that he realised he shat himself in the process and had a big stain on the back of his white shorts. So there he was, with shit stained shorts, stuffing his face with cheap hotdogs. What a look.
Hahahhahahahhahah

Jesus christ shit stories make me tear up man
 
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