Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 4: Shitizens on Pootroll

[Dylan8]

It is Malbun, so I'm sure you still do a great espresso.

Don't even get penalty rates so I can't be personally outraged at the recent development

Letting down the leftie clique right now

 

[Papa G]

I guy I know but haven't seen in years was once at Adelaide IKEA for the cheap hotdogs. There he was, stuffing his face with the things like a pig when he discreetly let out a fart. It was only when he got home that he realised he shat himself in the process and had a big stain on the back of his white shorts. So there he was, with shit stained shorts, stuffing his face with cheap hotdogs. What a look.

Was that guy you?

 

[finbarr]

Was that guy you?

I knew someone would ask that, and to be honest I thought it would be Dylan. Two things I will never wear, t-shirts with pointless graphics and white shorts.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Dylan8

 

[CharlieKelly]

we're on page 69, LOL

 

[finbarr]

He's a rather rotund, overweight chap too. "The plump one". I weigh like 69kg.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I don't believe in white shorts or pants

 

[Dylan8]

we're on page 69, LOL

nice

 

[Dylan8]

69kg

nice

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

we're on page 69, LOL

It's still 69 when you turn it upside down LOL

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

These catchup apps for free to air on smart tv's suck.. tryin' to find that crime thing from last night.

Like VHS quality with ads

 

[spookism]

These catchup apps for free to air on smart tv's suck.. tryin' to find that crime thing from last night.

Like VHS quality with ads

They should advertise it as retro rewatch...
Make a fortune.

 

[manureid]

I used to live with a mate and we worked at the same hospital. We walked to work, 25 minutes every day. One day as we walked in the gate at work he decided to assume a fart position to squeeze out what he guessed was going to be an impressive fart. Sadly as he pressed forth something of rather more consistency followed through. ..and he looked at me and said 'i think i have just shat myself'. I of course was full of sympathy for his plight, as any good mate would be.

 

[Dylan8]

I used to live with a mate and we worked at the same hospital. We walked to work, 25 minutes every day. One day as we walked in the gate at work he decided to assume a fart position to squeeze out what he guessed was going to be an impressive fart. Sadly as he pressed forth something of rather more consistency followed through. ..and he looked at me and said 'i think i have just shat myself'. I of course was full of sympathy for his plight, as any good mate would be.

wow... the real life jd and turk are way more interesting than their tv counterparts imo

 

[edgie]

I found a weird $2 coin today, it was one commemorating remembrance day but has a red coloured ring around it, i have a few of the blue ringed ones but have never seen the red one before.

The one with the poppy's?

I collect commemorative coins. Does anybody want to see my Kingswood and Commodore pieces?

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[edgie]

Do you see what I see is ******* awesome tho.

Sure is, jimmybeercans was fortunate enough to be shown my rocking performance of it in another thread.

It left him speechless.

Ps you should see Europe. Their recent stuff goes alright. Long way from The Final Countdown.

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[Eddie Dingle]

Could be that Hunters slipped PETA a 5'er because no ones heard of Hunters and Collectors for 20 years.

Mark Seymours anal bleaching and Botox don't come cheap.

 

[Dylan8]

love the rare occasions when i open bomberclifford's profile and realise that bomber clifford had hair

 

[bomberclifford]

love the rare occasions when i open bomberclifford's profile and realise that bomber clifford had hair

In all the right places too.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm in Perth tonight.

It's currently 8.42pm and 1985.

I'm going all spoiler on these campaigners lined up to see back to the future at the cinema.

 

[spookism]

I wanna agree but it was there when I was a kid so I'd feel weird if it didn't play

You also never get sick of hearing that song when you've played in a winning Grand Final.

 

[Powerstufff]

Timmy G's show was great last year...

It really wasn't. Timmy's persona is super entertaining at the bar at SMOSH West Lakes FC, but he was ill-prepared for his stint at the Garden of Unearthly Delights.
He needed to have rehearsed out the unevenness and taken out 80% of the swearing. IMO it wouldn't have hurt to have not pitched it so hard at Port supporters but I can also see how that was a strength.
Hopefully he's had some good advice about putting on a proper show this year because he is a genuinely funny guy in real life.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I think the issue with holy grail is how much air time it still gets throughout the year. Need to only hear it once a year on grand final day.

 

[Powerstufff]

Channel Nine news promo about calls for "an iconic Aussie rock band" to change its name. I figured that maybe Mental As Anything's time was up, but no - PETA wants Hunters & Collectors to add "of Antiques" to their name because they say the current name encourages animal cruelty

@theprojecttv 5h5 hours ago
PETA also want Rex Hunt to change his name to Rex Hunt-and-Release. #TheProjectTV

 

[Doctor Feel]

Quoting anything. Anything at all, from the project should be 12 years in a forced labour camp.