Tim Paine caught in sexting scandal, resigns as Test Captain

[Toump Ass]

I don't watch cricket I'm just here for laughs.
Curious though if Timmy is better at sport than sexting? Coz his dirty talk sucks.

 

[pride of the West]

Will be interesting to see if any other women come forward with similar stories about Tim, like what happened with the Jon Patton accusations.

Yes CA said in a statement that the sexting was only hapoend the once.

 

[Malifice]

Also is sending a dick pick or the female equivalent illegal?

In some cases yes.

Depends on context.

 

[Toump Ass]

As an aside, my partner is hotter than both Timmy's wife and his side-b****.

Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside that I'm doing better where it matters than the richer, more successful ex-Australian Test Captain.

 

[pride of the West]

D

I'd agree but then you see the fappening pictures and think differently

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Don’t remember it’s no fab November boys

 

[western royboy]

Let's be honest, Paine is not the best keeper batsman & was only keeping his place as captain.

There are 2 better options in the squad. I was thinking at the time it was strange to name 3 keepers... now we know why!

Absolutely / piss him off now / the statesman angle is finished

 

[barrackers]

I’d get the resignation if the message/resignation was in a similar timeframe. Besides being made public nothing has changed in the years since nor since his initial appointment to the captaincy. The time to act was 2017 being before his appointment not now.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Yes CA said in a statement that the sexting was only hapoend the once.

That they have seen...

 

[Teen Wolf]

As an aside, my partner is hotter than both Timmy's wife and his side-b****.

Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside that I'm doing better where it matters than the richer, more successful ex-Australian Test Captain.

Just means your partner is cheating on you.

 

[Doodlesweaver]

Righto, thanks Tim.

Paine out, Josh Inglis in.

That's what I came on to say!

I realise this is all very undignified as well as painful for Paine's family and as usual, CA make a bad job worse, but has anyone else laughed about it? Different forms of sexting keep the internet alive ffs.

Why has it come out now? I can't help but wonder if it's not a set-up as a way to get rid of an under-performing player. I've become suspicious living in Blighty.

 

[Altum Volantes]

Get him out now, distance themselves from him, don’t mention his name for the summer. This is not a hanging offence but they can’t carry him this summer in the name of repairing his reputation.

For gods sake.

Some really poor decisions all round.

 

[Big Bryza]

Paine is married, what a genuine POS he's outed himself to be.

He can **** off out of the test team. What a campaigner of a bloke.

 

[FRUMPY]

The talk around the pre-Ashes has been if this is Paine's swansong tour anyway. I think this incident probably means its his last series. Probably deep down he knows that at his age.

If he isn't captain surely he doesn't play. Not good enough in either facet and not the best in Australia. Captaincy was keeping him in the side

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[Doodlesweaver]

Get him out now, distance themselves from him, don’t mention his name for the summer. This is not a hanging offence but they can’t carry him this summer in the name of repairing his reputation.

For gods sake.

Some really poor decisions all round.

They won't carry him. Without the skipper's job, there is no reason for him to be there.

 

[FRUMPY]

As an aside, my partner is hotter than both Timmy's wife and his side-b****.

Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside that I'm doing better where it matters than the richer, more successful ex-Australian Test Captain.

She also has no issue with my dick pics..........yet

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[NYRB]

If he isn't captain surely he doesn't play. Not good enough in either facet and not the best in Australia. Captaincy was keeping him in the side

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That was what my thinking anyway.

I think for the benefit of the Australian future team- its better to dump Tim Paine now , given that there are other wicketkeepers in the squad. If he isn't captain- he wouldn't be the first pick as wicketkeeper.

Coming to think of it now, I dont think the Australian selectors or public owe him anything . He has done a good job during the Sandpapergate scandal.

 

[NYRB]

The Australian team has more to win in putting another keeper in than going for Tim Paine's services for another series.

The selectors are probably looking at it closely as we speak.

 

[Satan]

Renee Ferguson former cricket tasmania receptionist - Yahoo Search Results

au.search.yahoo.com

So it was not a couple of reams of paper and box of bics
It is alleged Ms Ferguson fraudulently obtained a $705 Cricket Tasmania junior and platinum membership, a $339 Hobart Hurricanes family membership, and stole $1942 in cash.

 

[western royboy]

They won't carry him. Without the skipper's job, there is no reason for him to be there.

Ian Healy wanted a farewell test at the Gabba - The Selectors said we’re announcing the team tomorrow and you ain’t in it - he immediately announced his retirement - Paine should have done the same

 

[kozi]

Steps down only when he becomes aware it’s going to become public. How can anyone think his words today carry any sort of meaning

It’s just another I’m only sorry I got caught job.

 

[The Passenger]

It's borderline whether he was the best keeper-batsmen in the country but I think you've got to go with someone else now, just purely because of the absolute caning he is going to cop from the Barmy Army.

 

[western royboy]

Steps down only when he becomes aware it’s going to become public. How can anyone think his words today carry any sort of meaning

It’s just another only sorry I got caught job.

And yet another black eye for CA

 

[FRUMPY]

That was what my thinking anyway.

I think for the benefit of the Australian future team- its better to dump Tim Paine now , given that there are other wicketkeepers in the squad. If he isn't captain- he wouldn't be the first pick as wicketkeeper.

Coming to think of it now, I dont think the Australian selectors or public owe him anything . He has done a good job during the Sandpapergate scandal.

He was done and dusted until Neville/Wade shit the bed and then we need an older head

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[FRUMPY]

So it was not a couple of reams of paper and box of bics
It is alleged Ms Ferguson fraudulently obtained a $705 Cricket Tasmania junior and platinum membership, a $339 Hobart Hurricanes family membership, and stole $1942 in cash.

Also not a massive amount of money. I can understand why she thought a dick pic may have gotten her out of trouble

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[FRUMPY]

Steps down only when he becomes aware it’s going to become public. How can anyone think his words today carry any sort of meaning

It’s just another I’m only sorry I got caught job.

Another exams of a sportsman with crocodile tears - just upset because it's become public (his wife already knew about it so not even because she found out)

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