Banter Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood? Part 2

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'Next year'
'In the future'
'You know we're coming'

You know, we have been hearing this for a while.

'But this time it's different'.
Vossy has reawoken the giant. Put your money down on Carlton winning the flag, if we don't have to travel interstate in the finals.
 
Playing even one quarter was refreshing from a Carlton side that haven’t even been capable of doing that over the last twenty years. 😇
The more and more we hear this twenty years stuff, is a sure sign that Carlton are rattling your cages big time right now imo.
 
I'd rather not live with the shame and disgrace, of being the biggest grand final chokers of all time mate!

I'll take the spoons over losing a grand final to St Kilda as well! :laughv1:
Fadge you're wasting your time with these absolute losers 😂 who would rather finish last every year than win some games, they are not worth it

 

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Fadge you're wasting your time with these absolute losers 😂 who would rather finish last every year than win some games, they are not worth it


Oh my god you really are scared of us this year.:D
 
Im'ma just leave this here:

Heralded 2023 Normie-winning Bobby Hill has 20 goals this year.

Who also currently has 20 goals next to their name?

Matt Owies.
And when Owies is the difference maker in a Grand Final feel free to update us in this thread that he’s finally fit to be considered Bobby’s peer. 👍🏼
 
Im'ma just leave this here:

Heralded 2023 Normie-winning Bobby Hill has 20 goals this year.

Who also currently has 20 goals next to their name?

Matt Owies.
Pies are in freefall. Taggers are back in fashion which means Nicky is cooked, Degoey has OP and injuries are catching up to their fossils like Howe, Pendles, Mihocek, Sidebottom etc.

Have a straight sets exit written all over them
 
Pies are in freefall. Taggers are back in fashion which means Nicky is cooked, Degoey has OP and injuries are catching up to their fossils like Howe, Pendles, Mihocek, Sidebottom etc.

Have a straight sets exit written all over them
Glad you think we’re certainties for the four
 

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I love the endless receipts Fadge keeps giving us.

Free kicks for per game in 2024:
Collingwood - 20.1 (2nd in AFL)
Carlton - 18.5 (9th in AFL)

Free kicks for per game in the last 5 matches:
Collingwood - 17.8 (10th in AFL)
Carlton - 14.8 (18th in AFL)
 
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Got to love this narrative.

Indeed, Collingwood could still have Grundy and Treloar on their list, but if so, they wouldn't have the 2023 Premiership under their belt.

Good clubs make tough decisions, and thrive.
No Collingwood gamed the salary cap cheat that they were in up to their eyeballs until they could no longer kick the salary cheat down the road any longer- then just kicked three players down the road instead. Obvious salary cap cheating - to anyone who can even balance a cheque book.

Just another example of the #axesofevil that is the mafia combo of Collingwood and their mates at AFL HQ

None of this isn't common knowledge amongst other Clubs ( I could go on but cant be bothered ) - Collingwood dirty birds / Geelong block of land and connect the dots / Hawforn ( lets talk super schemes) and Sydney COLA - the "Chosen Ones"
 
I love the endless receipts Fadge keeps giving us.



FF to 28th March ...



 
Pies still salty, death riding our results prior to Bombers and Cats, then stumble over the line against the bottom side

Now we head into another week, more chest puffing and could be 2 games behind us and possibly booking another holiday to Mexico

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We haven't pooped our trousers in as many grand finals as Collingwood.

You are one of the biggest losers in worldwide sport when it comes to defeat on the biggest stage imo.

Carlton have not won a Premiership in the last year.
Carlton have not won a Premiership this decade.
Carlton have not won a Premiership this Century.
Carlton has not won a Premiership this Millenium.

Not only footballs biggest losers this century but also footballs biggest non winners. Truly embarrassing.
 
Carlton have not won a Premiership in the last year.
Carlton have not won a Premiership this decade.
Carlton have not won a Premiership this Century.
Carlton has not won a Premiership this Millenium.

Not only footballs biggest losers this century but also footballs biggest non winners. Truly embarrassing.
Three flags in the last sixty five years though.:cool:
 
Carlton is a club best summed up by the fact they won 3 War Time tainted Premierships when everyone else was away fighting.
Your club did take part in the competition as well during those years.
 
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