Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 24

[Nelso]

I too would be playing the mental health card if I had to turn up to training each day to coach that rabble.

 

[Ant Bear]

Clarko will be back.

In 2028.

As Coach of the Tasmania Kangaroos.

 

[JimmyBC]

Kenny killed Clarko

 

[Ant Bear]

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is like a cat, he just keeps landing on his feet.

 

[tribey]

A shiny new stadium is such a weird thing to protest in the context of the enormous wastage in state and federal spending that anyone with half an ear to the ground knows all about.

There were people who thought the old RAH should’ve been merely ‘upgraded’, as if you could just run a major metropolitan hospital and a rolling construction site with no worries.

 

[bringbackbucky]

Feel for Clarko. Hope he makes a quick recovery from being an overrated, unhinged tosser...

 

[John the Butcher]

#lolNorf

 

[TeeKray]

Use the discount code CLARKOGONE to get 20% off all tote bags!

 

[El_Scorcho]

Clarko is obviously an unprofessional mummy's boy who will never be successful, right? Right? Wonder if he declined an ice bath.

 

[John the Butcher]

So we go and post gay pr0n on the Norf board now, isn't that the way it goes?

 

[Rising Power]

How's the unstability? So much unstability.

 

[Del165198]

Aw ya gotta feel for norf...

Piss off you do. The Vics really all stick together don't they. People from all clubs upset for poor old Norf..they're worse than Fitzroy. Get rid of them.

The same campaigners would be foaming at the mouth to have us gone if the situation was reversed

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

Probably got sick of looking at this ugly head every day

 

[Grave Danger]

Who the * is Bert Rutten?

 

[Festerz]

Feel for Clarko. Hope he makes a quick recovery from being an overrated, unhinged tosser...

You just know that everyone and everything outside of Norf will get the blame from Norf tossheads.

The AFL, Hawthorn, Jeff Kennett, Indigenous former players at Hawthorn, ABC, Caro, JHF...

 

[backtozero]

Thought I'd check out the Norf board to see how they're coping with the Clarko news. What is the top thread you'd expect to see? Certainly not this one:



How pathetic is that?

 

[manureid]

I feel like JHF will somehow be to blame for this.

 

[philreich]

Sydney fans now nervous? You know what they say about the first game under an interim coach......

 

[theouthouse]

Clarkos done alright by Port over the years when you think about it.

Assistant Coach in 2004, did everything he could in 2014 to get us into the GF, gave us Burton for a washed up Wingard, JHF.

Replaced Hinkley.

 

[backtozero]

Remember when we were upset that we missed out on Clarko? Absolute bullet dodged there.

 

[Grave Danger]

Saw this on SEN:

“We’ve seen throughout the year some fructuous moments will Alastair as well. The run in the with the journalist at Arden Street, everything going on with the Tarryn Thomas

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situation, all manner of things pertaining to Jason Horne-Francis and that conversation."


Think you might've picked the wrong adjective there, Sammy


Perhaps he means:

 

[jdeezy]

The answer to the issue of an uncompetitive 19th team is staring them in the face now isn't it? Tassie Devils as team 18, with a few draft concessions and first crack at North players before the Kangaroos are drifted off into the sunset. Davies-Unaike, Sheezel, Wardlaw would make a pretty good starting point for them.

 

[Del165198]

Remember when we were upset that we missed out on Clarko? Absolute bullet dodged there.

I think being upset about that was more about just not sacking Hinkley.

 

[Del165198]

Saw this on SEN:

“We’ve seen throughout the year some fructuous moments will Alastair as well. The run in the with the journalist at Arden Street, everything going on with the Tarryn Thomas situation, all manner of things pertaining to Jason Horne-Francis and that conversation."


Think you might've picked the wrong adjective there, Sammy

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Perhaps he means:

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Nah he meant this

 

[Festerz]

Clarkos done alright by Port over the years when you think about it.

Assistant Coach in 2004, did everything he could in 2014 to get us into the GF, gave us Burton for a washed up Wingard, JHF.

Replaced Hinkley.

Listen to Chocco and you'll get a different story. Clarko took the off field guts out of Port when he left, not to mention a couple of alright players. That included our innovative IT Dept, fitness coach Andrew Russell, List Manager Chris Pelchen and recruiting manager (and former Hawks development coach) Geoff Morris.

BTW - Clarkson was recommended to Hawthorn by Bucky to fill the coaching vacancy created by Peter Schwab’s sacking.

If only our club had put as much effort into building its own premiership winning capability post 2004 as it did in creating one for Hawthorn.