2019 2nd Ashes Test - Lords 14-18 August 2019

[Coasters7]

Hope you've been watching for the last few hours under the pretence it's day 4

Definitely was Only watched the previous 2 days on and off so haven’t paid much attention to what day it was. On top of the first day being non existent I just subconsciously thought day 4. Did think it was strange when they started talking about declarations... Brain fade

 

[melanChronic]

Also **** you Dar absolute campaigner... can't wait for next test match where we will be releived of your incompetence.

 

[The King!]

if we did lose then Lyons shit bowling is a factor

 

[hoopla]

“Siddle averaging 79 miles an hour”...wtf? He seems to be averaging mid 80s

 

[Hawks1994]

The pitch isn't doing much, even our batsmen won't be under too much pressure. Time for a Davie Warner special?

Well if it's as much of a road as everyone is pointing out and our top order STILL fails miserably; the meltdown will begin

Warner needs to pull one out of the bag

 

[SSwans2011]

if we did lose then Lyons s**t bowling is a factor

Been horrific today.

 

[kozi]

Quite the master tactician is Paine. Wouldn’t be able to organise a piss up while at a brewery.

 

[CakeEater]

Aiming for 250 here

 

[frankrizzo]

He's going at 0-100 on a spinning wicket... It's horrible

He had the bloke who just belted him out three times you can't just ignore that.

Lyon was all over them late last night.

 

[The King!]

Quite the master tactician is Paine. Wouldn’t be able to organise a piss up at a brewery.

hed be bloody polite though, nice guy

 

[showusyacunningt]

Don't think England have enough overs, even if Archer bounces a few out. Pitch giving nothing.

 

[Wolfs]

Quite the master tactician is Paine. Wouldn’t be able to organise a piss up at a brewery.

Ehhhh. I feel like Paine is trying to play the long game. The longer it takes for England to get these runs they want, the less time to bat out. Idk

 

[omarlittle1]

We're not even going to get a chance to knock Archer's teeth out...

 

[Carbine Chaos]

In the dick haha

 

[Westend]

You know you could just use your eyes to see that ball barely turned hence why it pitched on middle and off and hit him around leg stump?

did you use your eyes last night when the ball pitched and straightened twice ..that means turn off the spinner against stokes ???

or do you choose to forget that ???

the system is flawed !! one spins and the other doesnt !!!!

 

[CakeEater]

Well we all know where that hit.

 

[cows]

The pitch isn't doing much, even our batsmen won't be under too much pressure. Time for a Davie Warner special?

How do you work out that they wont be under much pressure? In the back of their minds they know they haven't scored any meaningful runs this series and they know that the best bat is currently sidelined

Maybe I'm just stupidly negative but I haven't seen anything that gives me much confidence we can bat this out

 

[Wolfs]

lol that stump mic was perfect.

 

[dumb]

declare after stokes century or after he gets out?

 

[jesterx]

Stokes can hit it onto the fairway from down the road

 

[010203]

Got to laugh. Bumble in the box as Stokes gets hit in the box.

 

[frankrizzo]

Did he say oh on the dick?

 

[Whiskers]

What are you worried about England. Keep batting it’s what we want.

Lol at Stokes yelling dick

 

[Kappa]

In the DICK

 

[OffTheBit]

In the dink