Rumour 2023 Rumours and Speculation (Rumours total 33!, 1 BIG FISH ALERT last October 4th) (7 confirmed! 11 Busted!)

[1990crow]

I heard he's looking for a house in Henley Beach

My parents have a spare room in Henley Beach.

 

[Jarman3]

No he wont..

Not every other vic club would have salary cap space to fit him in.. and the draft capital to satisfy the dees..

In fact.. most of them wouldnt..

The AFL finds a way.

 

[Pugsley]

That's the second Vic journo to say we'd be a good fit for him. Is this bizarro world????

I think the journos need a drug policy.

 

[WetCrow1991]

Ahahahahaha the fact that this was at Roo’s place makes this funnier than people realise

Parvo outbreak at Roo's place?

 

[dogs105]

 

[ams4crows]

No he wont..

Not every other vic club would have salary cap space to fit him in.. and the draft capital to satisfy the dees..

In fact.. most of them wouldnt..

Essendon would, hence why the reports are about us and Essendon being interested he has a massive deal with Melbourne very few could pull it off without Melbourne having to pay a cent plus have the draft collateral required to trade

 

[JimmyTheScoop]

 

[Rabish Binney]

He wont be coming to our club.

Move on....

 

[MarcusP2]

Look I know the main thing is if by some BS reason Oliver actually did come here it would dramatically improve our team and make us a real threat.

But the LOL if Port trades in Jordon Sweet and BZT and we trade in Oliver.

 

[FR0GGY]

He wont be coming to our club.

Move on....

Rubbish, Binney, have faith.

 

[Checksider]

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New logo looks good

 

[Runnin Blue]

I think I’ve figured it out.

He’s on 3 strikes, so the MFC and the AFL put their heads together and concocted a plan to finally send us our big fish. They ordered they’re plebs in the footy media to push the Oliver to Crows story to get us interested. AFC doing due diligence starts the ball rolling. A trade is worked out. MFC make out like bandits. Crows fans in a state of euphoria all pre-season. Then, on the eve of season 2024, the AFL get their media men to drop the 3 strikes bombshell. Clayton is suspended and Crows are shit out of luck.

THE END

P.S. Remember, this is the AFL.

 

[weekend at bernies]

We all know he will end up at Geelong if he leaves.

 

[Danger in Texas]

One thing I’ll say if the Clarry miracle happens…

Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give him #6

 

[Betts are off]

We all know he will end up at Geelong if he leaves.

Of course he will, they are just working out how many picks Melbourne will need to send to Geelong with Oliver to get it over the line.

 

[119others]

It does make you wonder why we even bother watching this contrived Victoria based reality show really. If you look at the penalties like the Tippett sanctions for the most minor infringements affecting the draft, while the AFL can just manufacture pick 3 for a spud like Mackay that totally changes the whole order and integrity of the draft.

yup, start to question it. Its just when you love the game and your club its hard to disengage IMO. Even being at the The G on Saturday its just the most exhilarating feeling being at such an amazing close intense game

Tippett draft sanctions were more severe that the Dons suffered in their drugs saga which is just mind blowing (including Dons cover ups and destroying documents) which was 10X more serious

AFL holds a large investigation when interstate teams had a few years of dominance early 2000's but nothing said now that VIC teams have beaten interstate teams I think 8 of the last 9 GFs (many of the interstate losers being higher ranked at end of minor round inc Crows in 2017) including teams absolutely robbed by the insects (Swans 2016)

 

[Betts are off]

One thing I’ll say if the Clarry miracle happens…

Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give him #6

Give him #36, to stick it to Goody

 

[rabidcrow]

Dees swingman “has strong lure home”, Cats interested in delisted Bulldogs tall

“He’s contracted for two more years and he’s in their best team in a team that is contending.”

www.sen.com.au

Sent from my iPhone using BigFooty.com

 

[whattagun07]

My first and final offer for Clayton Oliver

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Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

:

Jesse White

Jesse White

Age

36

Ht

196cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.3

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

3.9

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.8

2star

K

3.6

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.4

3star

and Pick 23

 

[GROTTO]

Look I know the main thing is if by some BS reason Oliver actually did come here it would dramatically improve our team and make us a real threat.

But the LOL if Port trades in Jordon Sweet and BZT and we trade in Oliver.

The best part will be Port will be trying to claim they won the trade period again.

 

[GROTTO]

Dees swingman “has strong lure home”, Cats interested in delisted Bulldogs tall

“He’s contracted for two more years and he’s in their best team in a team that is contending.”

www.sen.com.au

Sent from my iPhone using BigFooty.com

Petty, Oliver and Sparrow, we are beginning to become Melbourne 2.0

 

[MarcusP2]

My first and final offer for Clayton Oliver:

Jesse White and Pick 23

We even have a Jesse White equivalent in Elliot Himmelberg.

 

[GROTTO]

I think I’ve figured it out.

He’s on 3 strikes, so the MFC and the AFL put their heads together and concocted a plan to finally send us our big fish. They ordered they’re plebs in the footy media to push the Oliver to Crows story to get us interested. AFC doing due diligence starts the ball rolling. A trade is worked out. MFC make out like bandits. Crows fans in a state of euphoria all pre-season. Then, on the eve of season 2024, the AFL get their media men to drop the 3 strikes bombshell. Clayton is suspended and Crows are s**t out of luck.

THE END

P.S. Remember, this is the AFL.

I posted this earlier, I do hope we know how many strikes that Oliver is on.

Going after Oliver and selling the farm only for us to lose everything, will set us back another decade.

 

[Ciao Giacomo]

I think I’ve figured it out.

He’s on 3 strikes, so the MFC and the AFL put their heads together and concocted a plan to finally send us our big fish. They ordered they’re plebs in the footy media to push the Oliver to Crows story to get us interested. AFC doing due diligence starts the ball rolling. A trade is worked out. MFC make out like bandits. Crows fans in a state of euphoria all pre-season. Then, on the eve of season 2024, the AFL get their media men to drop the 3 strikes bombshell. Clayton is suspended and Crows are s**t out of luck.

THE END

P.S. Remember, this is the AFL.

The sentence for all crimes committed at the Melbourne Football Club must be served at the Adelaide Football Club.

It’s TRADITION = VFL Logic

 

[Betts are off]

I posted this earlier, I do hope we know how many strikes that Oliver is on.

Going after Oliver and selling the farm only for us to lose everything, will set us back another decade.

Wasn't Buddy Franklin on about 18 strikes before moving to Sydney?

Feel like the strike policy is about as reliable as the goal review system