Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 1 - Hawks v Bombers Sun March 19th 3:20pm AEDT (MCG)

[Lance Uppercut]

Sorry, I was just reading Ethan yesterday

I can't help you then

 

[Breretonisahood]

Sorry, I was just reading Ethan yesterday telling us how comfortable Essendon would win this game.

I prefer it that way. Essendon thinking that they can ski downhill all day is how I prefer it. With Wright gone and Stringer unable to leave the breakfast buffet alone, they might have a more backs to the wall approach to the game.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

I can't help you then

Yeah, my bad.

 

[Ambrosia]

Dons are still hell bent on chasing mediocrity.

Laverde, Philps, Kelly, Setterfield, Weideman and BZT aren't pushing any side higher then 12th

At least Tippa might do one or two amazing things to make it interesting to watch.

 

[Rusty Brookes]

If there were two players I wanted out of Sunday's game it would be Stringer and Wright. See even us atheists have our prayers answered time to time.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Geez, you bombers jump off hard and fast.

20 years of shitness does that

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Still 50/50 in my eyes. We’re both down our best key forwards, either side could come out and kick 5 in 10 minutes or concede 5 in the same time.

About time Hawks join us in the bottom part of the ladder.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Wake up today wrapt that Peter Wright signed for 4 years then 5 minutes later i find out he's injured.

lol club is cursed

 

[Mr Sasquatch]

I'm assuming Tippa comes in as KPF?

 

[Gibbke]

There...I knew it...a conspiracy, probably orchestrated by Victorians...proof that, like the moon landings, events we've always taken for granted were recorded before they were alleged to have happened. An actual match photo from a game that's already been played - the AFL is fake, sheeple:

 

[Blackhawk42]

I made a cripple fight joke to a Bombers mate in reference to this match, but that was a week ago before Richmond vs Carlton happened on Thursday night.

I'll genuinely be stunned if the standard of this is lower than that one.

 

[Mr Sasquatch]

I made a cripple fight joke to a Bombers mate in reference to this match, but that was a week ago before Richmond vs Carlton happened on Thursday night.

I'll genuinely be stunned if the standard of this is lower than that one.

Never underestimate Essendon...

 

[NetworkNerd]

Wright out helps the Hawks for sure.

Dons by 67 points

 

[Xtreme]

Footy is finally back, match of the round by far. Now Worpel had better show some mongrel and deck some Essendon players (or just run through their team huddle).

 

[Red Bull]

Great to see Hepp get up for this one.
Should provide plenty of leadership and drive.
Nothing better than watching Frosty in full flight on a Sunday afternoon.
Heart in mouth stuff for hawks supporters but very entertaining for neutrals

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Hopefully just no injuries from this shitty deck.

 

[hawkman]

Hopefully just no injured from this shitty deck.

Very unusual to say that for a game not at Marvel

 

[The 747]

ngl, this should be fun to watch.

Hawks by 10 goals

 

[Cleavy]

Hopefully just no injuries from this shitty deck.

Essendon injuries are fine

 

[Dewyyyyy]

CARN THE HAWKS

 

[The 747]

Go my Hawk bois!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Smashing roost by Redman. Fine player.

 

[Lets Roar like '44]

Redman’s man bun is very ordinary. Surely during the off season someone had to tell him.

 

[The 747]

Oh Ling is still commentating?

 

[MrDanggazz]

That was quite soft from Parish