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US
FB Manslaughter Murph, Darce, Marking GOAT
HB Crispy, Maynard, SP351
C Jaicos, Adams, Johnny F*cking Noble
HF Jamie, Cameron, Hyphen
FF Beau, Checkers, Steele Sidebottom
FOL COXY, Lippa, Naicos
IC Q, Magic Johnson, Ginni, Bianco
EMG Tyler, Ollie, Trey, Carmichael
WHAT WE LIKE ABOUT ESSENDON
13.11 (89) to 5.11 (41)
THE GAME
There are 2 broad groups of Collingwood supporters: those who hate Carlton the most and those who hate Essendon the most
Both are noble dispositions
This week we’ll witness tear-streaked Bomber Kiddies with their Gnashing Grannies
Throw in their coterie of Corporate Toadies and they have an arrogant, horrible fanbase
Maynard will be on Naicos watch: expect anything from Terry Daniher invading the ground to try and king hit him to Danksy loitering in the tunnel with a syringe
Whatever it takes – dickheads
This is a fragile Essendon team, incapable of performing until their season is lame duck
We have everything to play for, finals beckon, and it’s not nearly 7,000 days since we won one
Jamie gives a rat’s about every contest and will go on the rampage this week
Pendles is hungry for more flags and has Gnome Harvey's record in sight
And Johnny Noble would take a bullet for you then turn up the next day to help build your patio
Good on us for refusing to bottom out
9 IN A ROW AND IN THE TOP 4
Collingwood by 64 points
FB Manslaughter Murph, Darce, Marking GOAT
HB Crispy, Maynard, SP351
C Jaicos, Adams, Johnny F*cking Noble
HF Jamie, Cameron, Hyphen
FF Beau, Checkers, Steele Sidebottom
PLAYERCARDSTART
22
Steele Sidebottom
- Age
- 33
- Ht
- 184cm
- Wt
- 86kg
- Pos.
- Mid
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 27.4
- 5star
- K
- 14.1
- 5star
- HB
- 13.3
- 5star
- M
- 5.5
- 5star
- T
- 3.7
- 5star
- CL
- 3.2
- 5star
- D
- 24.0
- 5star
- K
- 12.0
- 5star
- HB
- 12.0
- 5star
- M
- 4.5
- 4star
- T
- 4.3
- 5star
- CL
- 2.3
- 4star
- D
- 31.6
- 5star
- K
- 14.4
- 5star
- HB
- 17.2
- 5star
- M
- 4.2
- 4star
- T
- 4.2
- 5star
- CL
- 6.0
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
FOL COXY, Lippa, Naicos
IC Q, Magic Johnson, Ginni, Bianco
EMG Tyler, Ollie, Trey, Carmichael
WHAT WE LIKE ABOUT ESSENDON
13.11 (89) to 5.11 (41)
THE GAME
There are 2 broad groups of Collingwood supporters: those who hate Carlton the most and those who hate Essendon the most
Both are noble dispositions
This week we’ll witness tear-streaked Bomber Kiddies with their Gnashing Grannies
Throw in their coterie of Corporate Toadies and they have an arrogant, horrible fanbase
Maynard will be on Naicos watch: expect anything from Terry Daniher invading the ground to try and king hit him to Danksy loitering in the tunnel with a syringe
Whatever it takes – dickheads
This is a fragile Essendon team, incapable of performing until their season is lame duck
We have everything to play for, finals beckon, and it’s not nearly 7,000 days since we won one
Jamie gives a rat’s about every contest and will go on the rampage this week
Pendles is hungry for more flags and has Gnome Harvey's record in sight
And Johnny Noble would take a bullet for you then turn up the next day to help build your patio
Good on us for refusing to bottom out
9 IN A ROW AND IN THE TOP 4
Collingwood by 64 points
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