Review Dees v the Dogs - End of Days indeed: the Good and Bad, Fugly and Calamitous

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Will have much more to say in coming days as I process what I witnessed tonight.

I'm stunned. From 19 points down and looking 'predictably Melbourne' shaky, 57-years of frustration and rage manifested itself into an absolute onslaught. I've never seen anything like it in Grand Final.

Drink it in my friends and enjoy
 
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When the pandemonium on the board subsides...

I encourage everyone to go and watchz and break down, the third quarter.

I called it at half time that the game was basically even, we took our first quarter chances, and they took their second quarter chances but it was pretty even. The scoreboard makes gameplay so outrageous sometimes.

But the third quarter, what we did to them probably needed an NSFW warning.

7.2 to 2 straight
We spent 58% of time in possession
Dogs pressure was around 210 for the quarter according to pressure gauge from Fox footy.

What we did, against a very good dogs team, was against their absolute best.

Don't listen to me, wake up tomorrow and watch it again.

Go dees
 
When the pandemonium on the board subsides...

I encourage everyone to go and watchz and break down, the third quarter.

I called it at half time that the game was basically even, we took our first quarter chances, and they took their second quarter chances but it was pretty even. The scoreboard makes gameplay so outrageous sometimes.

But the third quarter, what we did to them probably needed an NSFW warning.

7.2 to 2 straight
We spent 58% of time in possession
Dogs pressure was around 210 for the quarter according to pressure gauge from Fox footy.

What we did, against a very good dogs team, was against their absolute best.

Don't listen to me, wake up tomorrow and watch it again.

Go dees
It's not just that the Dogs were a good team, they were also a shit matchup for us. Team is ****ing gooooooooood
 

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Righto who likes grimesy ****ing smashed stats.

New topic bought in for tonight

We took 1 out of every 4 marks tonight inside our forward 50 ( 17/68)

Since half time of round 23, in 4 second halves, we've kicked 40 goals something to 10 goals something. That's against teams ranked 2,3,5 I'm the league.

If you were busy sobbing away like grimesy, you don't realise we kicked 9 goals 3 in last quarter.3rd highest last quarter on record I'm a gf.

Jack MacRae had his lowest disposal game in 2021 (26)

Righto that's all I've got I'm ****ing smashed as a crab.see you all tomorrow you glorious basatsrds xbxox
 
Righto who likes grimesy ******* smashed stats.

New topic bought in for tonight

We took 1 out of every 4 marks tonight inside our forward 50 ( 17/68)

Since half time of round 23, in 4 second halves, we've kicked 40 goals something to 10 goals something. That's against teams ranked 2,3,5 I'm the league.

If you were busy sobbing away like grimesy, you don't realise we kicked 9 goals 3 in last quarter.3rd highest last quarter on record I'm a gf.

Jack MacRae had his lowest disposal game in 2021 (26)

Righto that's all I've got I'm ******* smashed as a crab.see you all tomorrow you glorious basatsrds xbxox
Have ya tried spell check hero?
 
Righto who likes grimesy ******* smashed stats.

New topic bought in for tonight

We took 1 out of every 4 marks tonight inside our forward 50 ( 17/68)

Since half time of round 23, in 4 second halves, we've kicked 40 goals something to 10 goals something. That's against teams ranked 2,3,5 I'm the league.

If you were busy sobbing away like grimesy, you don't realise we kicked 9 goals 3 in last quarter.3rd highest last quarter on record I'm a gf.

Jack MacRae had his lowest disposal game in 2021 (26)

Righto that's all I've got I'm ******* smashed as a crab.see you all tomorrow you glorious basatsrds xbxox
Can you whisper me to sleep tonight with miscellaneous stats??? xxxx
 
My friends, Judgement is upon us. The augurs are pensive. There might be salvation for others but not for us.

Did we honestly think that the Ghost of Norm Smith would be appeased so easily? That all these puff-pieces in the media on Big Maxy would go unnoticed? That our run of good luck in 2021 would be sustained until the final siren? What of hubris? What of nemesis? What of young Jack Watts?

Friends, share your thoughts and ire afterwards. Dogs by 17 points. It was to be. Oh, my brave soul!
Biffinator you have a longer journey than I or most of us for that matter, please enjoy the ride.
 
From a replay perspective I can't think of a better GF. Three quarters of a scintilating contest followed by an absolute domination in the last.
 
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Caption this, it’s straight after Clarry’s goal to make it three goals in less than a minute.

I’ll get the ball rolling.

“I have how many weeks to live Doc?”

“Midfield depth they said. The goals will come to my yard they said.”
 

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