Autopsy Round 15: Brisbane 42-34 Collingwood

[Darkyprotector]

You haven't got a clue. Everyone here and in the BOG voting thread think Crisp was either best-on or near enough, as he was last week, and you're just shitting all over him for no reason. Bugger off

If you can't watch again
That's your issue
I re watched this morning and your simply wrong
But that's okay
I'd watch a game with you any day of the week
Keep working those stats
You understand he's a defender
What's his job

Stats stats stats
Fantasy football

Wing provide no run no spread and gave. It up by hand all night
Confirmed on TV watching the replay


Best player last night wasn't him
I'd go magden
Killed it
Covered arses
No turnovers by hand
Composed
More than stats young fella



Certainly had a impact

 

[OniAu]

get a grip sunshine - and have some respect for Phillips. The same respect others would show to you if you’d lost a close relative.

Didn’t know he did. Shouldn’t be playing if that was the case

 

[gouki88]

If you can't watch again
That's your issue
I re watched this morning and your simply wrong
But that's okay
I'd watch a game with you any day of the week
Keep working those stats
You understand he's a defender
What's his job

Stats stats stats
Fantasy football

Wing provide no run no spread and gave. It up by hand all night
Confirmed on TV watching the replay


Best player last night wasn't him
I'd go magden
Killed it
Covered arses
No turnovers by hand
Composed
More than stats young fella



Certainly had a impact

Your assumption that all my analysis is based on stats because I'm young is pretty insulting

 

[Darkyprotector]

Imagine saying we got sucked in by the hype by locking up the first and only ruckman of all-time to record back-to-back 1000 hitout seasons. Jog on with your boring anti-Grundy agenda

Yeah and how many went to who
Cues in the rack
Wake up

 

[No SPIN]

My concerns:
- Pressure our backline and they will turn it over. A growing concern for me, frustrating to watch...
- Mid/Forward connection is embarrassing! Obvious one.
- Basic skills, lack of, rustiness, who knows. Just examples not trying to ridicule players but Mihocek's marking was off last night and Elliott's field kicking at times was awful!

we kept them to 1.3 after half time - backline is not be a concern.
But agree with the rest of your points.

 

[stormskye]

We’ve kept them to their 2nd lowest score for the year. Richmond kept them to one point less and thrashed them.
More often than not the Lions score heavily.
We just need a functioning forward line. It’s hard when you watch on tv but it doesn’t seem we move the ball slow but we can rarely find a free target inside 50. What is the issue?

“We just need a functioning forward line”

Just a small thing

 

[rand corp]

Madge, Noble, IQ are the only good stories from a woeful game

 

[Doc1763]

we kept them to 1.3 after half time - backline is not be a concern.
But agree with the rest of your points.

We kept them to 1.5 other than the 2nd quarter - most teams would win from there - not us though.

 

[jmac70]

Madge, Noble, IQ are the only good stories from a woeful game

Certainly was a shocking game. Those turnovers in the second quarter cost us the game.

 

[stormskye]

Good teams win from turnovers. We gave them 5 goals. For some reason our directive is clearly to hold possession with handball rather than kick long to a contest. It’s not working. It’s creating pressure needlessly, and causing turnovers closer to their goal. We are literally creating pressure and killing ball movement ourselves.

 

[Bungeye]

Did you see Cox drill that 40 metre bullet at the magpies player? Mark my words, Cox is becoming our best kick and that says alot where we are at.

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

Sums it up really
Senior player
Re watch please
Got a lot of 1 2 s and a lot of gives

I know what I saw. He fought tenaciously to keep us in it and provide rebound. Don't care what you say - he was good. And I am not going to force myself to rewatch the game just to confirm your assertion about Crisp's easy possessions.

 

[gouki88]

Did you see Cox drill that 40 metre bullet at the magpies player? Mark my words, Cox is becoming our best kick and that says alot where we are at.

It's honestly a bit of a pisser that an American completely foreign to our game is our best kick for goal. A sad pisser, but still

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

If you can't watch again
That's your issue
I re watched this morning and your simply wrong
But that's okay
I'd watch a game with you any day of the week
Keep working those stats
You understand he's a defender
What's his job

Stats stats stats
Fantasy football

Wing provide no run no spread and gave. It up by hand all night
Confirmed on TV watching the replay


Best player last night wasn't him
I'd go magden
Killed it
Covered arses
No turnovers by hand
Composed
More than stats young fella



Certainly had a impact

We agree on something! Madgen was good!

 

[stormskye]

It's honestly a bit of a pisser that an American completely foreign to our game is our best kick for goal. A sad pisser, but still

HINE will try and get us Bruce

 

[partypie]

I'm reasonably comfortable with our defensive effort but once again our complete and utter ineptitude inside F50 has cost us in this one.

If we ever learn how to deliver the ball inside F50 consistently to the advantage of our forwards then we might actually start troubling teams on the scoreboard, but I'm not holding my breath on that front.

 

[JM#1]

Mihocek consistently drops uncontested marks. Seems to have the focus of a toddler.

 

[foreigner]

“We just need a functioning forward line”

Just a small thing

I don't blame it entirely on the forward line, yes they made some blunders but the supply to them was attrocious. We handballed and kicked everything to the Lions players.

Even in the last quarter when we moved Moore forward, we never kicked anything to his advantage or at least something he can make a genuine attempt. You can't expect to kick goals by doing that.

Horrible, horrible game. Shame on us.

 

[Ingy]

If you can't watch again
That's your issue
I re watched this morning and your simply wrong
But that's okay
I'd watch a game with you any day of the week
Keep working those stats
You understand he's a defender
What's his job

Stats stats stats
Fantasy football

Wing provide no run no spread and gave. It up by hand all night
Confirmed on TV watching the replay


Best player last night wasn't him
I'd go magden
Killed it
Covered arses
No turnovers by hand
Composed
More than stats young fella



Certainly had a impact

This is a poetic form I haven't encountered before.

Does it have a name?

It intrigues me

 

[partypie]

Yes ha was sh*t but don’t be happy someone’s injured.

To be fair Phillips is making it pretty hard not to be.

He's such an epic panic merchant who so frequently sells team mates into more trouble than he was in nowadays that he's an absolute liability - and that's not even accounting for his astounding lack of defensive anything in a team ethos that's supposed to be built on defensive pressure.

Virtually useless in any sort of contest and now mostly useless in uncontested situations - is there anyone who can remember a Phillips' possession making them think "wow that was a really nice bit of play from him there"?

Bloke needs to rediscover some of that 2018 form he has been dining out on for the past coupe of years in a big hurry, or it's not going to work out well for him (or the club).

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

This is a poetic form I haven't encountered before.

Does it have a name?

It intrigues me

No rhyme or set rhythm. Each stanza is a different length. You'd call it free form. I like it though. Nothing wrong with being visually creative in the way we present our thoughts.

 

[stormskye]

Funny enough rich sit 15th and we sit 16th for forward efficiency. Rich sit top 4 solely because of their bs easy draw.

If not being gifted their draw, they would be sitting where we are.


We average 41.4, bris average 50.7. You aren’t winning most games with that kind of conversion. It also becomes mental, the more you go forward and don’t score, the more players become frustrated

 

[No SPIN]

Mihocek consistently drops uncontested marks. Seems to have the focus of a toddler.

By that definition toddlers are prevalent in the fwd line of every club.

 

[Chrispiesssss]

I don't blame it entirely on the forward line, yes they made some blunders but the supply to them was attrocious. We handballed and kicked everything to the Lions players.

Even in the last quarter when we moved Moore forward, we never kicked anything to his advantage or at least something he can make a genuine attempt. You can't expect to kick goals by doing that.

Horrible, horrible game. Shame on us.

We had 15 entries in the last quarter for 1 mark.

Want to know a not-so fun fact? Moore didn’t touch the ball in the last quarter.

 

[Doc1763]

We had 15 entries in the last quarter for 1 mark.

Want to know a not-so fun fact? Moore didn’t touch the ball in the last quarter.

Should have played Moore on the ball in the last