Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[Alberton Proud]

FTFY

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol spam the 5aa twitter

 

[dirty2]

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Would they even do phone calls while this dick head is on?

 

[Jojay]

Lol the gaslighting will be next level

 

[malcheski]

It’s the extreme reactions to the mere suggestion we move the bloke on after a VFL/AFL record tenure of futility that get me.

In a similar vein to the pathetic “how would you like to be a St Kilda fan?!” retorts, I often get:

“So you’d rather be a club that changes its coach every 2 years” or “what are you going to do if the new coach doesn’t win a flag next year huh?!”

It’s the most disingenuous, sh¡tfilled situation ever.

I mean, we are St Kilda fans based off premierships, they just get sold hope a lot more often than we do:

	Ave Games By coach	Season*	Premierships
St Kilda	56​	2.5​	1​
Sydney	62​	2.8​	5​
Richmond	66​	3.0​	13​
Gold Coast	73​	3.3​	0​
Hawthorn	77​	3.5​	13​
North	78​	3.5​	4​
Geelong	79​	3.6​	10​
Western Bulldogs	81​	3.7​	2​
Melbourne	86​	3.9​	13​
Adelaide	93​	4.2​	2​
Collingwood	94​	4.3​	16​
GWS	96​	4.4​	0​
Carlton	97​	4.4​	16​
Essendon	98​	4.5​	16​
Fremantle	109​	5.0​	0​
Brisbane	127​	5.8​	4​
West Coast	146​	6.6​	4​
Port	159​	7.2​	1​
Total	93.2​	4.2​
	*VFL previously was 18 game season

 

[TeeKray]

The only people required to arrange an interview with 5AA are Daniel Norton and Ken Hinkley. Neither of these people are involved in decisions on the future of Ken Hinkley. There is nothing to read into.

 

[TazD]

This is Chewy316's fault for giving us hope.

 

[Lefti93]

Would love to have gone into RD 1 next season excited at the thought of a new forward line set-up, with a player coming home about to enter what should be his prime, playing with JHF, Zak and Connor who'd be hungry to atone for their finals failures under a hungry new coach with Dewy as his right hand man. Further development into the likes of Mitch, Miles, Jase, Logan and the rest of our squad. But nah

 

[Jojay]

*s me off.. At some stage Timmy... Ya need to grow a pair and man the * up.

Pathetic.

Not sure what we're expecting Timmy to do? He's already said on multiple occasions that he would not have extended Hinkley and gone with Carr.

He's employed by 5aa. The last time they (he and Rowe) pushed back on the club, the club sooked it up and put a ban on from anyone going on there.

 

[Bump Bailey]

The only people required to arrange an interview with 5AA are Daniel Norton and Ken Hinkley. Neither of these people are involved in decisions on the future of Ken Hinkley. There is nothing to read into.

This is the height of optimism, but maybe this post-season wrap has been in the offing for some time and the club wouldn't want to alarm/alert him to future events by asking him to park it.

But realistically I think we're in the denial phase of grief here.

 

[TazD]

The only people required to arrange an interview with 5AA are Daniel Norton and Ken Hinkley. Neither of these people are involved in decisions on the future of Ken Hinkley. There is nothing to read into.

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

The only people required to arrange an interview with 5AA are Daniel Norton and Ken Hinkley. Neither of these people are involved in decisions on the future of Ken Hinkley. There is nothing to read into.

Risky PR move from the club imo

 

[TazD]

Risky PR move from the club imo

Club?? Apparently, this is just a Hinkley Faction move. Just wait for the Carr Faction retaliation.

 

[tribey]

This is Chewy316's fault for giving us hope.

And finbarr’s for not taking me with him.

 

[dirty2]

Not sure what we're expecting Timmy to do? He's already said on multiple occasions that he would not have extended Hinkley and gone with Carr.

He's employed by 5aa. The last time they (he and Rowe) pushed back on the club, the club sooked it up and put a ban on from anyone going on there.

I expect him to do what's right for the club...

Even if that does mean he gets a slap on the wrist or punished.

He holds back. He should say what he really thinks... And he can do that without being disrespectful and rude.

 

[malcheski]

And finbarr’s for not taking me with him.

Wish finbarr finished me instead of KG's wife

 

[PowerLil]

God the parasite is on Dwayne Russell's show today as well. Dwayne-O just said Port is not an "8 (top) worthy list".

 

[Alberton Proud]

The only people required to arrange an interview with 5AA are Daniel Norton and Ken Hinkley. Neither of these people are involved in decisions on the future of Ken Hinkley. There is nothing to read into.

 

[Bump Bailey]

God the parasite is on Dwayne Russell's show today as well. Dwayne-O just said Port is not an "8 (top) worthy list".

Yet he had us beating Sydney and going to a GF little over a week ago.

He’s a ****ing idiot.

 

[Sheeds]

The last interview with Ken on the Sports Show was very underwhelming. Not many tough questions and if they ask anything remotely difficult they are almost apologetic when they ask it. Rowey not as much as Timmy.

 

[JimmyBC]

God the parasite is on Dwayne Russell's show today as well. Dwayne-O just said Port is not an "8 (top) worthy list".

5AA & Dwayne eh all he needs is a handjob from Whateley for the trifecta.

 

[KrispyKremeMullanikka]

Club?? Apparently, this is just a Hinkley Faction move. Just wait for the Carr Faction retaliation.

Yeah, but the club and, I mean, Norts could have said, nah we are not doing this interview tell the waters calm down before going on like Kochie normally does.

 

[Grave Danger]

"You guys might as well be the first to know - I will be retiring as coach of Port Adelaide, effective immediately."

Hey - a bloke can dream.......

He'll be saying the exact opposite - at which point Timmy should start a brawl.

 

[tribey]

God the parasite is on Dwayne Russell's show today as well. Dwayne-O just said Port is not an " 8 (top) worthy list".

Things that are sh¡t:

• The first team
• The list
• The assistant coaches
• The club’s stature
• The club’s SANFL achievements
• Adelaide as a destination/place to live

Things that absolutely are not sh¡t:

• Ken Hinkley

 

[Kenny_Powers]

I just wanna take turns dunking Kens head into the Alberton dunny.

"His boys" can watch on, sobbing.




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