Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[VineValerian]

This club is a basket case

 

[Chewy316]

Koch's comments to Jake Niall have as much absolute value as Dan Houston

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Dan Houston

Age

27

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186cm

Wt

88kg

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Def

Career

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Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

's "I'm not leaving" interview on AA a few weeks ago.

He just can't help himself.

 

[chachi11]

Koch seriously has NFI. Someone needs to tape his mouth shut.

 

[Schulzenfest]

How *ing dumb is Koch, ****ing hell. Why the * shoot your mouth off like this right before a ****ing prelim lmao

Has guaranteed us a loss.

 

[Jojay]

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Lucky it's just drunk Robbo
But probably will be true

So Koch shooting his load early again. Taking the edge off the team. What an absolute loser that guy is.

 

[TazD]

He's passed the exam, test, trial by combat, threshold. Convalesce for next year h8ers.

 

[bomberclifford]

Pointing the finger at Sicily for simply reacting (quite reasonably)

This is where we differ.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

How *ing dumb is Koch, ****ing hell. Why the * shoot your mouth off like this right before a ****ing prelim lmao

It worked so well last year.

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[Enviable Tradition]

Koch's comments to Jake Niall have as much absolute value as Dan Houston

5

Dan Houston

Age

27

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

's "I'm not leaving" interview on AA a few weeks ago.

He just can't help himself.

Hes a ****ing idiot.

Watch us not turn up now that the pressure is off.

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[TazD]

9 sport reporting Ken definitely coaching Port in 2025

They're all just reposting the same news

 

[RossFC]

As I said, the win bought him more time.

 

[longdonkey]

We beat 7th by 3 points. If we get our arses handed to us in the prelim I'd still expect him to go.

The issue will be a narrow loss. If we lose by less than a kick in a valiant effort again, I'm not sure I trust the club to do the right thing

I do not want to hear the words valiant effort. I'd rather hear it was a terrible game and we played shit but sometimes its good to win ugly.

 

[philreich]

I think I am starting to warm to Aiston.

He's doing his best to stay relevant in his car.

Aiston hasn't been relevant since Ken last won a flag.

 

[longdonkey]

I put up the ladder of what the top 8 looked like if we didn't beat the Hawks by a DBJ soccer kick and they won, then they would have ended 2nd not 7th and we dropped to 3rd and would have played them at the MCG week 1 of finals.

But yes a thumping by swans means Koch's words are meaningless. A small loss does indeed leaves things up in the air.

Really what happens over 2 weeks shouldn't be the deciding factor. What has this club become?

 

[RossFC]

 

[all seeing eye]

koch just cant keep his mouth shut.

 

[Jojay]

Hes a ****ing idiot.

Watch us not turn up now that the pressure is off.

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This coach and this team have proven time again that they perform when they're on the edge. Guaranteeing his position again without passing the test is so Koch.

 

[Us against the rest]

So Ken keeps his job because a ball hits the post, wtf have we become.

 

[Ports1870]

**** this campaigner better prove me wrong in the next couple of weeks. I ain’t ready for another year of this shit.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

I always felt Chewy was Kochie pysop.

You have to understand that Koch is super worried about his image and it doesn't surprise when these types of posters come along to help bring some much needed hope in the Hinkley escapade.

Janus and Thunder disappear and then Chewy comes out of the woodwork.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

Koch confirms Hinkley will coach next year​

Koch holds ‘internal meetings’ with himself. No-one else invited, not even you.

Lockhart Road.

There is a guy who I believe when he posts.

He occasionally asks direct questions that are never answered by Chewy.

 

[PAFC66]

Apparently Mitchell was seen crying outside the team bus on the way back to the hotel

 

[PAFC66]

Oh well hopefully it's his last year next season again.........

Groundhog day

 

[Bump Bailey]

To be fair, whatever answer he provided was going to be controversial - whether it was “yes” or “we’ll reassess at the end of the season”.

Days away from a huge game, and with the coach in fact being contracted for 2025, he had to play the straight bat.

My bigger problem is why the **** is this bloke even doing an interview? He should be bound and gagged and stuffed in the janitorial closet until Friday to prevent calamities like this from occurring that could be a distraction this week.

This guy just does NOT get it.

 

[TazD]

Kenny is paying his own fine... apparently.