Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[Peninsula Boy]

I always felt Chewy was Kochie pysop.

You have to understand that Koch is super worried about his image and it doesn't surprise when these types of posters come along to help bring some much needed hope in the Hinkley escapade.

Janus and Thunder disappear and then Chewy comes out of the woodwork.

 

[Peninsula Boy]

Koch confirms Hinkley will coach next year​

Koch holds ‘internal meetings’ with himself. No-one else invited, not even you.

Lockhart Road.

There is a guy who I believe when he posts.

He occasionally asks direct questions that are never answered by Chewy.

 

[PAFC66]

Apparently Mitchell was seen crying outside the team bus on the way back to the hotel

 

[PAFC66]

Oh well hopefully it's his last year next season again.........

Groundhog day

 

[Bump Bailey]

To be fair, whatever answer he provided was going to be controversial - whether it was “yes” or “we’ll reassess at the end of the season”.

Days away from a huge game, and with the coach in fact being contracted for 2025, he had to play the straight bat.

My bigger problem is why the **** is this bloke even doing an interview? He should be bound and gagged and stuffed in the janitorial closet until Friday to prevent calamities like this from occurring that could be a distraction this week.

This guy just does NOT get it.

 

[TazD]

Kenny is paying his own fine... apparently.

 

[240volt]

Apparently Mitchell was seen crying outside the team bus on the way back to the hotel

Fk Mitchell and his bunch of cry babies.
You’d never see this from prior successful Hawthorn teams of the past.
You go back 50 years and they have always been brutal.

 

[tribey]

The tarps were torn up because the previous administration orchestrated the move to Adelaide Oval.. stop posting rubbish thanks.

Christ, that one had it all.

From the “did you know his 60% win/loss is better than Dimma and Clarko’s?” to a titanic misunderstanding of NTUA.

 

[longdonkey]

That doesn't sound like Hinkley. Have the club kidnapped him and replaced him with a double Paul McCartney style

 

[Peninsula Boy]

We exist to make Prelims.

 

[JimmyBC]

Christ, that one had it all.

From the “did you know his 60% win/loss is better than Dimma and Clarko’s?” to a titanic misunderstanding of NTUA.

Felt like it was written by a Geelong flog from the main board who has never ventured further than an Ocean Road Kiosk.

 

[PowerLil]

Koch's comments to Jake Niall have as much absolute value as Dan Houston's "I'm not leaving" interview on AA a few weeks ago.

He just can't help himself.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Tell me the afl doesn’t love the ongoing soap opera of Port Adelaide.

Whatever gets clicks and betting revenue

 

[PowerBaz]

You know Ken ACTUALLY cried.

We know this for a fact.

It's not a rumour involving someone hearing from someone else etc.

It's sad that you have to make up rumours to support Ken the cry-baby coach that you all hate.
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If I was on the Hawks board as long as you’ve been posting here today I’d be banned by the mods and having a spell, same things happen by Crows mods.

Both a bunch of sooks. Keep it going though hopefully you believe yourself because nobody here gives a shit.

 

[240volt]

You know Ken ACTUALLY cried.

We know this for a fact.

It's not a rumour involving someone hearing from someone else etc.

It's sad that you have to make up rumours to support Ken the cry-baby coach that you all hate.
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We expect it for Dopey Ken, Hawthorn is a different kettle of fish.
I can go back to the Don Scott days and you would have never seen them carry on like this.
Everything about Hawthorn was brutal.
You played the Hawks in a final you was counting the broken bones afterwards not tissue boxes.

 

[Us against the rest]

Give up, he's going no where.

 

[PowerLil]

Haha Hinkley told the club he wants to pay the fine. What a guy! He won't be going to Angle Park Thursday night now

 

[Schulzenfest]

Pointing the finger at Sicily for simply reacting (quite reasonably) to Ken Hinkleys completely unjustified and unhinged display of antics is something I cannot understand. Some baffling and embarrassing takes on this board.

You should try reading every board except the Hawthorn board then, because about 95% of non Hawks supporters have no problem with what Ken did and see the reaction as a massive sook.

 

[Lighthouse End]

We expect it for Dopey Ken, Hawthorn is a different kettle of fish.
I can go back to the Don Scott days and you would have never seen them carry on like this.
Everything about Hawthorn was brutal.
You played the Hawks in a final you was counting the broken bones afterwards not tissue boxes.

Mostly true, but do you recall him going postal when the merger with Melbourne was mooted? Perhaps you didn't get that vision in SA

 

[SteppingTiger]

I’m not sure what I am missing here? Ken has a contract for 2025 already, so no one from the club should be publicly saying anything otherwise?

 

[tribey]

I’m not sure what I am missing here? Ken has a contract for 2025 already, so no one from the club should be publicly saying anything otherwise?

It’s almost as if Koch is an attention-seeking bozo with no idea.

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Apparently Mitchell was seen crying outside the team bus on the way back to the hotel

I mean at least this shows Mitchell cares about a loss. Ken Hinkley smiles after a loss, and only cries when he wins to secure another day coaching at Port.

 

[AdamMarrett]

Frankly, who gives a shit what Koch has said today. Friday is all that matters not what he says. It's a nothing subject for me. Focus on the game ahead not what car salesman says

 

[240volt]

Mostly true, but do you recall him going postal when the merger with Melbourne was mooted? Perhaps you didn't get that vision in SA

I remember when he coached South Adelaide for a short time.
He never went over well because of his personal preferences but he was the original dirty rough as guts Hawthorn player.
He started a trend that went for years.

 

[power09]

This we beat 7th is a bit misleading especially this year.
If it was a normal year than yes it would have meant sweet FA..
If I had a dollar for every post I’ve read on here over the last month that Hawthorn was a real chance for the flag I’d be set for life.
We beat the most in form side in the comp.
What happens to him after this week?
Believe me I don’t like saying this but Shultzenfest post above sums it up perfectly.

then not winning this week should be considered a massive failure