Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[240volt]

Apparently Mitchell was seen crying outside the team bus on the way back to the hotel

Fk Mitchell and his bunch of cry babies.
You’d never see this from prior successful Hawthorn teams of the past.
You go back 50 years and they have always been brutal.

 

[tribey]

The tarps were torn up because the previous administration orchestrated the move to Adelaide Oval.. stop posting rubbish thanks.

Christ, that one had it all.

From the “did you know his 60% win/loss is better than Dimma and Clarko’s?” to a titanic misunderstanding of NTUA.

 

[longdonkey]

That doesn't sound like Hinkley. Have the club kidnapped him and replaced him with a double Paul McCartney style

 

[Peninsula Boy]

We exist to make Prelims.

 

[JimmyBC]

Christ, that one had it all.

From the “did you know his 60% win/loss is better than Dimma and Clarko’s?” to a titanic misunderstanding of NTUA.

Felt like it was written by a Geelong flog from the main board who has never ventured further than an Ocean Road Kiosk.

 

[PowerLil]

Koch's comments to Jake Niall have as much absolute value as Dan Houston's "I'm not leaving" interview on AA a few weeks ago.

He just can't help himself.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Tell me the afl doesn’t love the ongoing soap opera of Port Adelaide.

Whatever gets clicks and betting revenue

 

[PowerBaz]

You know Ken ACTUALLY cried.

We know this for a fact.

It's not a rumour involving someone hearing from someone else etc.

It's sad that you have to make up rumours to support Ken the cry-baby coach that you all hate.
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If I was on the Hawks board as long as you’ve been posting here today I’d be banned by the mods and having a spell, same things happen by Crows mods.

Both a bunch of sooks. Keep it going though hopefully you believe yourself because nobody here gives a shit.

 

[240volt]

You know Ken ACTUALLY cried.

We know this for a fact.

It's not a rumour involving someone hearing from someone else etc.

It's sad that you have to make up rumours to support Ken the cry-baby coach that you all hate.
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We expect it for Dopey Ken, Hawthorn is a different kettle of fish.
I can go back to the Don Scott days and you would have never seen them carry on like this.
Everything about Hawthorn was brutal.
You played the Hawks in a final you was counting the broken bones afterwards not tissue boxes.

 

[Us against the rest]

Give up, he's going no where.

 

[PowerLil]

Haha Hinkley told the club he wants to pay the fine. What a guy! He won't be going to Angle Park Thursday night now

 

[Schulzenfest]

Pointing the finger at Sicily for simply reacting (quite reasonably) to Ken Hinkleys completely unjustified and unhinged display of antics is something I cannot understand. Some baffling and embarrassing takes on this board.

You should try reading every board except the Hawthorn board then, because about 95% of non Hawks supporters have no problem with what Ken did and see the reaction as a massive sook.

 

[Lighthouse End]

We expect it for Dopey Ken, Hawthorn is a different kettle of fish.
I can go back to the Don Scott days and you would have never seen them carry on like this.
Everything about Hawthorn was brutal.
You played the Hawks in a final you was counting the broken bones afterwards not tissue boxes.

Mostly true, but do you recall him going postal when the merger with Melbourne was mooted? Perhaps you didn't get that vision in SA

 

[SteppingTiger]

I’m not sure what I am missing here? Ken has a contract for 2025 already, so no one from the club should be publicly saying anything otherwise?

 

[tribey]

I’m not sure what I am missing here? Ken has a contract for 2025 already, so no one from the club should be publicly saying anything otherwise?

It’s almost as if Koch is an attention-seeking bozo with no idea.

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Apparently Mitchell was seen crying outside the team bus on the way back to the hotel

I mean at least this shows Mitchell cares about a loss. Ken Hinkley smiles after a loss, and only cries when he wins to secure another day coaching at Port.

 

[AdamMarrett]

Frankly, who gives a shit what Koch has said today. Friday is all that matters not what he says. It's a nothing subject for me. Focus on the game ahead not what car salesman says

 

[240volt]

Mostly true, but do you recall him going postal when the merger with Melbourne was mooted? Perhaps you didn't get that vision in SA

I remember when he coached South Adelaide for a short time.
He never went over well because of his personal preferences but he was the original dirty rough as guts Hawthorn player.
He started a trend that went for years.

 

[power09]

This we beat 7th is a bit misleading especially this year.
If it was a normal year than yes it would have meant sweet FA..
If I had a dollar for every post I’ve read on here over the last month that Hawthorn was a real chance for the flag I’d be set for life.
We beat the most in form side in the comp.
What happens to him after this week?
Believe me I don’t like saying this but Shultzenfest post above sums it up perfectly.

then not winning this week should be considered a massive failure

 

[Contested Marx]

Hinkley having a mild crack at one of the chirpiest/arrogant players out there is one of the best things he's ever done

But he's undone it by apologising rather than doing the "nah was nothing in it" which is the Go-To Good Boy's Club line

Didn't deserve anything more than a "huh, how about that then"

Still sack the slob tho

 

[ClintEastwood]

A repeat of the choco choke would be amazing.

Would have to be a dressing-gown belt - Stinkley hasn't worn a tie a day in his life.

 

[240volt]

then not winning this week should be considered a massive failure

All depends on what Sydney turns up also.
They finished top for a reason but the gap between there best and worst is most probably bigger than ours.
I couldn’t imagine Richmond beating us this year.

 

[longdonkey]

Would have to be a dressing-gown belt - Stinkley hasn't worn a tie a day in his life.

If he did he would wear one of those dinner suit T Shirts

 

[ClintEastwood]

What we dont agree with is the pathetic manner in which your captain handled the situation. All he did was to accelerate it. Then that woeful interview by Mitchell. Bloody hell ... what a baby! Quivering lips, sucking in bits of breath through gritted teeth, playing the aggrieved martyr!

Pretty damn cringy wasn't it.

I always thought Coach Mitchell had a weird demeanour, verging on some kinda of premature arrogance. Bit of a weird unit.

 

[GremioPower]

I'm impressed that you can enter an oppo team board, start with "I'd like to say that I absolutely hate Port Adelaide", and somehow come out of it as unscathed as if this were the Crom board.

Yet, somehow, we are ferals...