Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

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I mean at least this shows Mitchell cares about a loss. Ken Hinkley smiles after a loss, and only cries when he wins to secure another day coaching at Port.
Nah he's unhinged.
Ken obviously cares somewhat about a loss or he wouldn't be acting like a fool when we win. Ken's always tried to please everyone that's his problem amongst many others.
 
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• 12 years in
• 4 top-3 finishes in the past 5 seasons.
• record-breaking home-QF loss as $1.30 faves
• narrow home-SF win as $2.60 underdogs
• Stupidly long odds to go back-to-back over the coming fortnight

Coach has near universal approval rating due to dot point 4.

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The more I think about it, the more ridiculous I find the $20k fine.

These are all judged to receive the exact same punishment:

  • Clarkson - homophobic slur
  • McCartney - official bumping an opposition player
  • Hinkley - “weeeeeeeee ✈️
 

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But he's undone it by apologising rather than doing the "nah was nothing in it" which is the Go-To Good Boy's Club line

If there were any chance of avoiding a fine, the apology ended it.

There was no reason to do that whatsoever.
 
It's amazing when you want something bad enough, how gullible you can become, even when your head says the opposite.

Hawthorn may have been the laughing stock last week but we will be the laughing stock for another year or more.
That’s it pal, easy to get caught up in all the excitement.
Just ride the year out and then we have the what spud is going to Port month.
 
Chanel 9 reporting Hinkley will be coaching Port in 2025. Seriously why would Koch do anything before the Sydney final.

No Flag no me.
He's not doing anything. Ken has a contract for next year, so basically Koch is just confirming the current status.
 
We're starting 2025 with Ken, I'm certain of that. They aren't sacking a coach that got us to a prelim.

The sugar hit of winning the semi could quickly fade if we get smashed this week and achieve nothing again next year.

When your Chairman glosses over a straight sets exit by saying things like:

• ‘nobody had us finishing top-4!’

• ‘a club record 13 wins in-a-row! pause for expected applause

• ‘we went out in straight sets in 2002 [sic] & 2003 [sic] and look what happened after that!’

Hinkley was safe after the Sydney game in all likelihood, regardless of any rumblings and slow-growing machinations behind the scenes.

And until our seasonal expectations are set in red ink, and not treated like a loose concept decided by outperforming what the nation’s doyens and scribes think of the talent and resources we have, that will never change, and Hinkley might as well be immortal.

We saw this in microcosm on the weekend:

• Georgiades
• Rioli
• DBJ
• Mead
• Ratugolea
• Marshall
• (JHF)

“Port have no forward line!”

• Dear
• Moore
• Ginnivan
• Watson
• Chol
• Breust
• (Sicily)

”Dhoarrr electric Hokball secks machien, pew-pew-pew!”

An honourable loss on Friday will once again be seen as a ‘successful year’ by just about everyone, when as this long-suffering community knows, it is yet another titanic failure when measured against the golden opportunity earned.
 
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