Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[Marmozet]

If someone said to you in October 2012 that this new guy will coach more games than Mark Williams did, what would your expectations have been?

I'd say a bare minimum of two premierships.

 

[SAweagle]

Daddy wiggly fingers

Powa hate to win coz they know that means Daddy's wandering hands post game along with kochies barley human staring smile.

 

[simba_]

he will be a 20 year coach like Koch said

 

[PowerBaz]

I'm afraid that given Dixon will (likely) retire soon, the football committee will say "well if Dixon has retired, Ken can't keep bombing it to him! he'll be forced to innovate and use a different gameplan! So we'll let him coach next year!", except we have evidence to the contrary.

2013-2016 we were bombing it to Schultz. No coleman, No grand final, no success.
2016-2022 we were bombing it to Dixon & Marshall. No coleman, No grand final, no success.
2023 we were bombing it to a mix of Dixon, Finlayson, and Marshall. No coleman, No grand final, no success.
2024 we've been bombing it to Dixon, Marshall, and Georgiades. No coleman, No grand final, no success.

If Ken is allowed to coach in 2025, you can guarantee he'll institute a 'Bomb it to Georgiades / Sav / Finlayson / whoever' gameplan, and we'll see the exact same outcome - failure.

Bomb it to Marshall, see if we can get to 35 concussions.

 

[b0ydman Jr]

Bomb it to Marshall, see if we can get to 35 concussions.

more concussions than goals

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Seriously no other club players carry on like this
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Is Ken ****ing these players?

 

[Alyx]

 

[TazD]

Kenny is about to ghost his adopted kids. It will be glorious.

 

[PowerLil]

Seriously no other club players carry on like this
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Ummm creepy.

 

[TazD]

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[Alyx]

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[afl2004]

He might need to go into witness protection.

The media already have him in winless protection

 

[melanChronic]

Cornes better follow through with the line he has been parroting all year "I've always said, he needs to make the GF this year to keep his job". Watch him erase that now and go into bat yet again for Ken.

 

[PowerBaz]

Cornes better follow through with the line he has been parroting all year "I've always said, he needs to make the GF this year to keep his job". Watch him erase that now and go into bat yet again for Ken.

Well I mean who else could you get that’s such a daddy.

This club needs a leader not a daddy.

 

[Eddie Woloschek]

(re Richo) normally a good ceo would have influance on these sort of things.

I have never heard that Richo has reached a level of 'good'

 

[TazD]

Cornes better follow through with the line he has been parroting all year "I've always said, he needs to make the GF this year to keep his job". Watch him erase that now and go into bat yet again for Ken.

But but the injuries, and the SANFL spuds, and the idiot forwards coach.... forget that last one.

 

[Anyonebutken]

I have never heard that Richo has reached a level of 'good'

Richo does come across as a bit of a yes man as well unfortunatley

 

[El_Scorcho]

I've emailed Richo.

Might not make a difference but it can't hurt.

 

[MrPlow]

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Bruh

 

[ClintEastwood]

 

[philreich]

3 premierships in 5 years...

Which in reality became 3 finals wins in 10 years. In the immortal words of Maxwell Smart, "Missed it by that much!!!"

 

[Tibbs]

I am new on here but i am a paasionate port person who is sick of Ken as coach. Unless the board make the correct desicion to move him on this week they leave me and some fellow fans i liase with no choice but to take this into our own hands.
We have a couple of ideas on top of what stickerman currently does which will leave the club and league as a whole embarrased as well as hurt for Ken and his family. I am pleading with Kens family to convince ken to walk we dont want to hurt Kens mental health he is human and served our club as coach for 12 years lets do this in a humane way if not we are left with little choice but to go hard and make it impossible for ken to stay. And a messege to the board, think about the young playing group and the mental damage it will do to them if Ken continues as coach next year.

 

[b0ydman Jr]

I've emailed Richo.

Might not make a difference but it can't hurt.

Chewy said emailing Richo & being informative, detailed, and using undeniable data is useful

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

I've emailed Richo.

Might not make a difference but it can't hurt.

Dear Richo,

What is the point of you?

Sack Hinkley,

Scorchmeister

How close am I?

 

[TazD]

Chewy said emailing Richo & being informative, detailed, and using undeniable data is useful

Like wot. They have all the information already.