Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[Us against the rest]

Seriously though, if Hinkley stays he's in for a hell of a time, we won't finish top 4 next season, our draw won't be so easy.
If he can't handle the heat he's in for a rude shock

The only way he's delt with it in the past is to manipulate a contract extension, I wouldn't think that will happen this time around but Ports who knows.

Ken should now move on, it will be in his and his families best interests, next year will get very turbulent and nasty if he stays I would think.

 

[Lefti93]

Pissweak is an understatement.

 

[Palpatine_Power]

Marks back in his car again
Looks like he's eaten a box of endone

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wHeRe wOuLd yOu rAtHeR bE

I don't actually give a toss if we finish 18th as long as the list is getting refreshed. **** me is it that hard?

 

[Sheeds]

The happy clappers on social media are hard work. The same people talking up our premiership chances a week ago and now all of a sudden we have over achieved and it is a miracle we got this far. Seems to be unless Ken has a squad of 40 All-Australian players fit and available at his disposal you simply cannot expect him to compete.

 

[PAFC66]

Carr won't take over until ken dies and the white smoke is released.

 

[Rigs]

Marks back in his car again
Looks like he's eaten a box of endone

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If I was an afl coach in waiting, I’d be offended.

Look around you, all you “experts” saying “who else are you going to get” and “look at Ken’s record” - count how many coaches in the AFL that have got their team to a GF and played finals. Its not just Ken (excluding the GF).

You’re assuming that no other coach can do what Ken has done
When people speak of this out loud, as if they don’t realise how stupid they sound.

I’m so confused.

Read the room Ken. Pack ya bags and go.

 

[Capital Power]

If I was an afl coach in waiting, I’d be offended.

Look around you, all you “experts” saying “who else are you going to get” and “look at Ken’s record” - count how many coaches in the AFL that have got their team to a GF and played finals. Its not just Ken (excluding the GF).

You’re assuming that no other coach can do what Ken has done
When people speak of this out loud, as if they don’t realise how stupid they sound.

I’m so confused.

Read the room Ken. Pack ya bags and go.

So much this.

Who ya gonna get who can deliver nothing for 12 successive years, eh?

 

[Thunderer]

A brand new day, a brand new opportunity for a good sacking…

… or at least murmurings of an emergency meeting.

 

[MrPlow]

Even Fages has 2 GF appearances now.

Watch the club compare Hinkley to Fagan ignoring the 2 grand final appearances in less years at the helm

 

[ahneadearut]

I just wish we would sack him already.
We need to start the 'Sack Carr' thread ASAP!

 

[Duck Farmer]

If Kochie has a crystal ball in August 2023 and can see the next 13 months, there is a 0% chance that Ken gets a contract extension.

This I'm not so sure about.

 

[PowerLil]

I'll swing past Daddy's house today and see if there are extra cars parked out the front with licence plates
KH4CD
DKSPIV7
RICH3IN5

 

[MrPlow]

When Ken coached his first game for Port Adelaide Horne-Francis was 9 years old

 

[Eddie Woloschek]

It occurs to me that the Port powers-that-be now have two options that might make sense to some:
1. Sack Hinkley (the right move) - long odds
2. Announce he's our coach, still, and will be through 2025 and maybe beyond (stupid, outrageous, but a few will like it) - odds a bit shorter.

However, they will take the ridiculous route of 'the transition', which is Josh Carr

Josh Carr

Age

44

Ht

179cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.8

3star

'learning' for another year under the genius of Ken. There is absolutely no value in this; in fact, it's a massive negative, but the way these lunatics think . . .

I can just see the grifter undermining Carr, throwing him under the bus at every opportunity, and leaking to his media mates in another attempt to get another unearned extension. There's not an amateur football club in Australia that would put up with this farce, but Port probably will.

 

[Duck Farmer]

The following would occur if the club try to invoke the succession plan with Josh. Hinkley will:

a) threaten to walk

b) tell Donna to tell David to shut up

c) pretend to cry

d) get manager to leak fake interest from other clubs

e) ring Gerard / Caro / Kane

f) get Dixon to insult the members

g) get Connor to once again profess their undying love

h) all of the above

jack watts

 

[Duck Farmer]

I see now the media protection racket is leading with the deficiencies in our list being our weakness. So, the same players that can win 60% of minor round games aren't good enough for finals against the same teams?

I can't fathom how anyone could have watched our "game plan" on Friday and concluded it was the fault of the players.

Wasn't it like 2 players difference from the side that pumped Sydney by 112 pts a few weeks ago?

 

[MrPlow]

Youse blokes forget that in 2012 Alberton was a barren wasteland.

Then Kenny Hinkley fell from the heavens and built the club brick by brick.

In Kenny we trust

 

[Sewer de Lance]

When your forward structure resembles a Boxing Day sale it’s time to go.

 

[manureid]

The problem is the longer Carr is under the tutelage of Stinkers the more I don't want him to be the coach.

 

[ahneadearut]

Wasn't it like 2 players difference from the side that pumped Sydney by 112 pts a few weeks ago?

I think it was 8 if you count Sydney outs

 

[Peninsula Boy]

Marks back in his car again
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I'm a big fan of Mark.

He dribbles with the best of the happy clappers.

You can almost hear it in his voice that he scared out of his wits that if we get a good coach, we will win premierships.

 

[Thunderer]

I'll swing past Daddy's house today and see if there are extra cars parked out the front with licence plates
KH4CD
DKSPIV
RICH3IN5

Don’t forget KT4CRSE.

Keith Thomas was instrumental in weaving Hinkley into the very fabric of modern day Port Adelaide and festering the myth that Hinkley saved Port Adelaide. His “Stay the Course” message to the members was cleverly designed to bat away any founded criticism and to focus on the future of the promised land.

 

[Port 2004]

I'll swing past Daddy's house today and see if there are extra cars parked out the front with licence plates
KH4CD
DKSPIV
RICH3IN5

And if you happen to have a hand Grenada lob it smack bang in the middle of the swimming pool.

 

[Papa G]

she's 34. she's another with no functional skill other than spruiking to people who still watch TED talks

looks like she married herself.

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Ha ha. Could she be anymore useless to society if she tried?

 

[Eddie Woloschek]

I'm a big fan of Mark.

He dribbles with the best of the happy clappers.

You can almost hear it in his voice that he scared out of his wits that if we get a good coach, we will win premierships.

That has to be one of the most simplistic and ridiculous arguments I have ever heard - 'Stick with Ken because we know he can get us to the finals'. I clearly didn't realise that was part of Port's contract with the AFL.

Mr Aiston, the only certainties with Daddy Donuts are that he will be paid one hundred times his worth and that he will be asking for more.