Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[Palpatine_Power]

Jarman on Hinkley: Says he has spoken to an official who claims that Hinkley might retire due to exhaustion...and that's the only reason.

Andrew Jarman’s Mail On Ken Hinkley’s Future

Andrew Jarman dropped some mail on Port coach Ken Hinkley’s future on the Rush Hour with Bernie, Blewey and Jars last night.

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Maybe he should get one of those beer can hats with a Pepsi in one side and a Coke Zero in the other so he can’t exhaust himself too much doing his best impression of a sentient rock.

 

[Butters and Pepper]

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That kid has literally got more footy smarts than our whole club combined.

 

[DaTBird187]

Seeing as though I'm currently in hospital I would say no lynching is required I'm already in enough pain thanks

If you could kindly take a break from dying, we'd love a Hinkley update.

If it's not too much trouble.

 

[dirty2]

Farewell Friday meaning a celebration of Hinkley’s time at Port, as they will stage manage it to the nth degree.

 

[dirty2]

Slowly creeping towards sh13

 

[dirty2]

 

[elbarton]

Just heard from my sources that Ken has been inspired by Chris Fagan’s breakthrough, and has decided to reverse his decision to retire from AFL coaching.

 

[Waspy79]

Today's game (and the entire finals series, really) again underscored that we are a long way off the best teams, coaching and strategy wise.

Just like 2023, the 2024 lions are the only club with a genuine premiership look about the squad.

Collingwood nicked the 2023 flag (and had the advantage of the game being on their home deck), shouldn’t have even been in the grand final, both GWS and Dees should have accounted for them, much like Swans should never have beaten GWS this season.

Lions deserve to go into next season warm favourites but they are unlikely to do it from fifth again and get a neutral venue GF.

Carlton v Lions my very early call for 2025.

 

[Butters and Pepper]

I just heard he was extra scared today, thinking about the hypothetical scenario where he'd have to coach his team in a Grand Final.

I understand he has been hiding under his bed since half time.

 

[dirty2]

I just heard he was extra scared today, thinking about the hypothetical scenario where he'd have to coach his team in a Grand Final.

I understand he has been hiding under his bed since half time.

Donna is trying to get him out from under the bed... She had tried his favorites.. ham cheese toasties.. baked beans on toast... She even tried putting the rolls blinds down and that didn't help.

 

[dirty2]

Well arsenal game starts soon... At least they have a coach/manager I can trust not to do stupid dancing and shit on the sidelines...

Dam it.

 

[Eddie Woloschek]

In retrospect, I believe if we had won last week, we'd have another grand final trophy in the cabinet.

I don't mean the cherished silver and gold cup, but rather 134, which would sit right next to our most cherished 119.

Brisbane scored six goals within 23 kicks in the second term. Would have loved to have seen Ken's response. Perhaps to abuse Lohman or Ashcroft or to sic Sutcliffe on to Neale or Ah Chee. Then put it out there that it was Rizonico 'what dunnit'.

 

[all seeing eye]

Longmire in post match press interview asked about his gf record and the game " its not about me mate, its about the whole footy club". Hmmm sounds familiar. At least he made it I suppose.

 

[Lefti93]

It's pretty funny that since Ken said finals are scary, we've gone on to completely shit the bed in 4 out of 5 finals.

 

[dirty2]

It's pretty funny that since Ken said finals are scary, we've gone on to completely shit the bed in 4 out of 5 finals.

When ya a loser in life... Like Hinkley... Finals would be scary.

 

[the_inknkwn]

Sack him

 

[the_inknkwn]

Who ya gonna get

 

[the_inknkwn]

Finals are scary

 

[the_inknkwn]

Someone had to lose today

 

[Thunderer]

 

[dirty2]

Some good idea's floated around this thread


I particularly like the one where we sack Hinkley.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Could we consider engaging a poo jogger to target Hinkley's front lawn?

 

[dirty2]

Could we consider engaging a poo jogger to target Hinkley's front lawn?

I would be disappointed if PowerLil isn't already doing this.

 

[dirty2]

Nah nah nah nah..... Nah nah nah nah...... Heeeeyyyy....**** off!

 

[dirty2]

Isn't it weird that the ken lovers have disappeared... Where's Janus? Where's thunderpants?