Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[Troopsy]

What a beautiful day for a sacking!

 

[TazD]

Happy Sack Week everyone!

 

[PortPortPort]

 

[dirty2]

What did we do as kids... Ya got a punch for every year we were alive plus one for good luck..

So if someone runs into ken today.. make sure ya give him his birthday punches!

 

[VineValerian]

Kony sucks

Sack Kony.
Sack Kenny.

 

[philreich]

my god, how hard is it to understand that going backwards is not even a big deal because we are going ****ing nowhere right now. It's not even a sure bet we get worse or better, but I sure as hell would love us to be trying something different after 12 ****ing years.

We have been losing the same way for that 12 years, we've been falling down at the same stage for those 12 years. Nothing ever changes. Please for the love of god break the cycle for better or worse. Prove to us you are at least ****ing trying to win shit, it's not too much to ask.

Not to mention the fact that fans will flock back to Adelaide Oval in their 10's of 1000's. If Josh Carr is the coach for the first home game in 2025, I can guarantee it'll be a sell out, and I'll be one of them.

 

[Scodges]

Kony sucks

Sack Kony


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[Butters and Pepper]

Can someone please put Lifeline's number at the top of each page of this thread in case he isn't sacked by this coming weekend?

It's not a good sign that Chewy has already been kidnapped and sent off to North Korea.

 

[GremioPower]

I know you meant bigfooty wide, but here's the top posters from sack hinkley 1-12, not including the "i've lost faith" threads.
Data as of post 6916 in this thread.

The full tally:

Us against the rest	4975
Sobrave	3713
tribey	3561
PowerBaz	2715
Doctor Feel	2688
JimmyBC	2642
SteveDore	2598
Dirty2	2448
Finbarr	2384
EskimoPAFC	2367
PowerLil	2329
Enviable Tradition	2117

The award for the most posts by one user in a single thread:
1st: Us against the rest (1009 comments in Sack Hinkley 2)
2nd: Us against the rest (554 comments in Sack Hinkley 1)
3rd: Us against the rest (514 comments in Sack Hinkley 3)
4th: Tribey (499 comments in Sack Hinkley 10)
5th: Us against the rest (498 comments in Sack Hinkley 5)

I’m just glad to not be the only crazy person around here. Thanks, b0ydman Jr!

 

[rogerjames]

It's a bit strange how vehemently Richo defends Ken, considering how Ken dropped a big turd on his 3 flags in five years vision.

Not one of his metrics met.

You'd think he'd be out for blood.

It's all very Orwellian how the club just pretends this vision was never a thing now though.

In fact a lot of the 1984 terminology seems pretty fitting with the current admin.

There's definitely a ministry of truth within the four walls down there.






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When Richo said that I wonder if there were any supporters that actually believed he meant it. To me it was just a throw away line with very little thought attached to it.

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Alright everyone. Happy Monday. Let's see what's in stall for us this week

pulls out chair

 

[GremioPower]

He's driven me mad with his lack of logic & his inability to provide any insight into the game.

EDIT: Plus his continual talking up of the opposition & low balling of PA. I consider that to be disrespectful of our club.

Those are all distinct issues. The edit is worse. The first one is only a problem due the lack of results, plus 12 years of accumulated experience.

 

[melanChronic]

Kony appearing on this thread at this point in time trying to justify why we should give Special Ken another year is a concern. Sounds like someone from the club to me.

A Kony 2012 reference is very 'how do you do, fellow internet nerds?'.

 

[dirty2]

Since port is to much of a "nice club" wouldn't expect a sacking today... Unfortunately

 

[Enviable Tradition]

So West Coast can announce a coach but we need to wait so as not to distract from the grand final?

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[bomberclifford]

Give him a golden shower instead (make him walk down the race while we piss on him)

Like this but not Gatorade

 

[Alberton Proud]

The hinkley clan have poisoned chewy

Navalny Novichok style

 

[Anyonebutken]

Probably not overly odd at all but he’s possibly here for the week, is that unusual? Not sure at this time of year.

Bumped into him at the airport the day before the b& f a couple of years back so he always attends that.
But being here so early in the week is i think a good sign unless he just wanted to spend extra time in town for a holiday
Wouldnt think so though he is a busy boy over in Sydney.

 

[TazD]

A club thats too nice to sack a bloke in Grandfinal week is also too nice to sack a coach who made a prelim.

 

[Rash]

Its Donut's Birthday today

Would be a nice birthday present for him

 

[johnnysix]

There's been basically zero heat on Ken in the media since the loss. DK already came out and said he's coaching in 2025. Away from the heat of the elimination and prelim now... I just can't see us sacking him this year. The only thing I can see having any affect on him going this year would be Davies moving on. He's survived way more heat than this, I have zero hope or expectation of us letting him go now.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Who's next!?

They'll work their way down the Top Contributors list

 

[Dazalinko1988]

 

[Contested Marx]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW FÚÇK OFF YOU USELESS SACK OF PHLEGM

 

[rainwizard39]

Got to love AFL media

“Chris Fagan is too old and should retire”

“John Longmires grand final records aren’t good enough and should be moved on”

“Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

got out coached by Longmire”

*Them on Ken hinkley “………..…....”