Opinion Sack Hinkley 5 - Lower The Blinds

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My girlfriend and I have started experimenting with some roleplay where I pretend to be Ken Hinkley and she gets to sack me. It's pretty hot.

Thinking about Ken Hinkley whilst excercising the option might be the least erotic thing I've ever heard of in my life.
 
Hinkley signs in October 2012 for 4 years, not 3+1 option, but straight 4 years ie to end of 2016.

March 2015
we given him an early 2 years extension to end of 2018.

September 2017 EF loss after siren to WCE, Koch bags players in rooms and at post match function, they get upset, Hinkley gets upset, Hinkley threatens to walk.

1 week later Koch backs down and wets his pants and gives Hinkley the 2+ 1 year option extension ie make finals once in 2018, 2019 or 2020 and you automatically get 2021.

Can't find the story on PAFC site but its on the AFL website so as author is Lee Gaskin, probably 100% taken from Port's website, dated 19th September


Caro's article published the night of 18th September after Ken was on 5AA saying he is staying and they are finalising the final deal


It has emerged that Port had offered Hinkley a significant pay rise to remain at Alberton with contract talks having commenced late last month and put on hold over the past week. Gold Coast were told that Hinkley had been offered a deal worth close to $1 million a season - a financial offer the Suns could not match although they were prepared to offer him five years.
start of article it said;
Having initially been offered a two-year deal, Hinkley strongly requested and received an extra year from the club. This followed robust discussions over the weekend, which saw David Koch on Saturday morning apologise to Hinkley, ..........

2020 make finals so 2021 is in the bank.

January 2021 gets a new 2 year contract - another early extension.


Ken was asked by Koch what can we tell people in our membership push in 2013? Ken - we will never give up, ergo I will never give up my push for a multi- million dollar contract extension.

From Caro's article and John Ralph's comment re payout of $400k a week or two ago, I have posted earlier in this thread, looks like you were right PowerLil.

$1mil contract pre covid. 20% standard covid cut = $800k.
6 month pay out of $800k contract = $400k

- which is the figure John Ralph said on Fox Footy would be the payout figure - think he said "upto $400k."


History suggests Hinkley between October and January will be pushing for another 2 years extension to the end of 2025 - if he lasts that long.

Just burn Alberton to the ground and spread salt all over so nothing grows there ever again...
 
Happens all the time in public companies. Bigger payout to the chief if he fu**s up, than if he does a good job it seems.

Such a madness is a strong sign that things have gone horribly wrong long ago.
 
He's found out the what, then worked on the why now he's 100% about the doing.
He knows the worst outcome for him is being fired and getting a $400k payout and he's just mocking the members for his own amusement this point.
This theory would gel with the shit eating grin in my avatar while a bloke who should’ve been playing for us went balls deep on a shot from 55 out

It also gels with the observation most of us have here which is Ken isn’t about Port Ken is about
Ken
Jordie
Todd Marshall
Jobs for the in laws
His betting syndicate mates at the club (take note Karl)
Donna

There’s probably about a dozen other priorities before we get to the place and it’s membership that has given him a golden parachute into obscurity when in reality we should’ve been giving him a golden shower
 
My girlfriend and I have started experimenting with some roleplay where I pretend to be Ken Hinkley and she gets to sack me. It's pretty hot.
That sounds like terrible and unrealistic roleplay, you'll be waiting like five years before anything happens.

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What is this football club anymore.

What if we're good 100% focused about the doing now?

We need to pay a car salesman 800,000 p/a to tell us the problem is, the first half was shit and the 2nd half was good. So we are are going to concentrate on doing the 2nd half stuff.
 
Ken deserved every single cent in 2013-2014
but hasn't since. We were pus then and he dragged us out of irrelevance but in all seriousness he expired in 2015-2016. That's the nicest thing I'll say about ken. Enough is enough.
If it was Ken that dragged us out of irrelevance then why did we go to shit the second we no longer had a fitness advantage and one or Richardson or Walsh?
 

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This theory would gel with the shit eating grin in my avatar while a bloke who should’ve been playing for us went balls deep on a shot from 55 out

It also gels with the observation most of us have here which is Ken isn’t about Port Ken is about
Ken
Jordie
Todd Marshall
Jobs for the in laws
His betting syndicate mates at the club (take note Karl)
Donna

There’s probably about a dozen other priorities before we get to the place and it’s membership that has given him a golden parachute into obscurity when in reality we should’ve been giving him a golden shower
Why is Todd Marshall in that list?
 
Pepe son I’ll leave that for you to determine
Weird response – it was a genuine question. Were you suggesting that Marshall is somehow related to Hinkley?
 
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