This would be quite clever in 2015 when we were "only" 11 years without a flag and our coach was in his 3rd year.MONDAY 27th Sept 1976
Outrage has spread around the Port Adelaide district after the ‘unlosable’ grand final was lost by a Magpie outfit coached by John Cahill. Going in as unbackable hot favourites Port bottled it losing by 41points in front of a record crowd police say was close to 80000.
Now without a flag in 11 seasons Port fans are understandably hostile towards their champion player turned coach. Long queues have been sighted snaking for kilometres outside local post offices as fans waited in line to buy postage stamps to send their angry letters and illogical advice to The News and The Advertiser.
Port coach Cahill has been previously linked to selling lemons from his used car plot without the appropriate Fruiterers License. There have also been unsubstantiated rumours he will be embarking on new business venture involving murdered chickens.
‘Lets Sack Jack’ stickers have been sighted in and around the area with an unamed group calling themselves the Big Footy Clique..(The BFC) They are accepting responsibilty.
When quizzed about the reaction of Port Fans ,Cahill responded “ I fully deserve the outrage, Myself and the team will respond like no other Port team in history, we are setting ourselves a target of 4 flags in 5 years. I am a man of my word”
Some members of the BFC have reacted with scepticism . More to come…..