Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[JimmyBC]

Proud member of the lunatic fringe here.. how dare I expect success more than once every 20 to 30 years eh

 

[Sharaz Jek]

Cornes can dish it out but can't take it.

As soft as a Hinkley outfit in finals.

HUTCHY: "Congratulations. You're stubborn and you got your way. No Tim Taranto

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Tim Taranto

Age

26

Ht

188cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.3

5star

K

12.8

5star

HB

9.5

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

4.1

5star

D

17.0

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

3.0

4star

CL

5.5

5star

D

15.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

8.0

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

4.0

5star

CL

2.2

4star

in the squad of 44 today. How many people did you have to yell at and scream at and belt the desk?"
CORNES: "Don't be a smart alec about it!"

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Print it out jesus what kind of boomer operation are we running?

Delivered it in a Manila folder too!

 

[Doctor Feel]

Print it out jesus what kind of boomer operation are we running?

Has to be a docx as Hinkley doesnt know how to print PDF.

 

[sobrave]

Has to be a docx as Hinkley doesnt know how to print PDF.

Hinkley one finger typing into Bing: how do I edit pdf

 

[Doctor Feel]

Hinkley one finger typing into Bing: how do I edit pdf

Trying to work out how to digitally sign his greyhound registrations on his hewlett-packard tower PC from harvey norman in 2005.

 

[sobrave]

Trying to work out how to digitally sign his greyhound registrations on his hewlett-packard tower PC from harvey norman in 2005.

Hinkley's personal email address is kennyhinks69@ozemail.com.au

 

[longdonkey]

Found this on Facebook

Williams headed to the AFL | Melton & Moorabool

Jason Williams senior coach of Bacchus Marsh FC appointed as a Port Adelaide FC Development Coach. Anybody moving on?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Hinkley's personal email address is kennyhinks69@ozemail.com.au

Had trouble interviewing for roles because he kept rocking up with a presentation made on Publisher 98 which couldnt be opened on those fandangle new machines.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Had trouble interviewing for roles because he kept rocking up with a presentation made on Publisher 98 which couldnt be opened on those fandangle new machines.

You mean the Pentium?

 

[PowerBaz]

Trying to work out how to digitally sign his greyhound registrations on his hewlett-packard tower PC from harvey norman in 2005.

 

[longdonkey]

You mean the Pentium?

He was probably trying to run it on a 386

 

[all seeing eye]

He was probably trying to run it on a 386

windows 3.11

 

[edgie]

Ask Jeeves
When time do Dapto dish lickers start
What time
What time greyhounds at Dapto
How can I get free parking

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[rogerjames]

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Of course it all comes down to hope. And Ken we didn't turn up in 2021 you delusional fool.

 

[rogerjames]

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Maybe after 11 seasons as a professional AFL senior coach Hinkley is in the wrong job if he finds playing finals scary.

And still can't speak the language

 

[PA88]

"I'm not frightened of it. I mean, it's a bit scary playing finals but you earnt the right and you have just got to embrace the opportunities."

Seriously

How did we go from Ebert Cahill Williams ruthless demanding expected to "its a bit scary"

The fact this cucumber still around is a testament to the supporters today and the board View attachment 1788442

Last week you blamed Hinkley's re-signing on us you dumb peckerhead.

 

[PowerLil]

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Jesus Christ. How this idiot managed to get a an assistant role let alone a senior coaching position and keep it for 11* years will remain one of life's mysteries. Why why why us?

 

[Winganeen]

Jesus Christ. How this idiot managed to get a an assistant role let alone a senior coaching position and keep it for 11* years will remain one of life's mysteries. Why why why us?

Hopefully

 

[sobrave]

With 2 finals games guaranteed, daddy donuts will go past Terry Wallis on the donut list!

Now he just has big Bill Stephen in his sights.

Of course, they had to go to multiple clubs for their donuts..daddy only needs one

Ken would have some concerns about Bad Scott being only 10 games behind and Essendon not likely to make a grand final anytime in the next decade. Fortunately he'll probably get sacked soon. And also Scott is at 2 clubs.

Daddy's one club donut record will NEVER be beaten, because usually clubs expect coaches to succeed, at some point.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

read BF...

I've seen this a few times and the idea that anybody paid at the club reads any of the nonsense that I post on here is the most absurdly ridiculous thing I've ever heard of lol

 

[bomberclifford]

I've seen this a few times and the idea that anybody paid at the club reads any of the nonsense that I post on here is the most absurdly ridiculous thing I've ever heard of lol

It’s legit. Had it confirmed by a few staff members over the years.

 

[Butters and Pepper]

Makes sense to access supporter views from an easily attainable source, rather than doing formal surveys.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

"Oh god. It can't be."

"What's happened?"

"It's BigFooty sir. A new meme seems to have arisen. It's contagious, and devastating for anybody who comes across it."

"What can we do?"

"Sadly it may already be too late. It could already be in this room right now."

"BLOODY WELL SAID"

 

[Steve Dore]

Makes sense to access supporter views from an easily attainable source, rather than doing formal surveys.

The club has repeatedly dismissed supporter views as "white noise" so why are they wasting their time reading a supporter forum?