Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[tribey]

Daddy's one club donut record will NEVER be beaten, because usually clubs expect coaches to succeed, at some point.

He doesn’t look out of place on the global franchise league table, tbf:

• Don Nelson, NBA, 31 seasons/4 clubs, 4 x L in Conference Finals

• Gene Mauch, MLB, 27 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Pennant Series

• Chuck Knox, NFL, 22 seasons/4 clubs, 4 x L in Conference Championship

• Buck Showalter, MLB, 22 seasons/5 clubs, 1 x L in Pennant Series

• Jimmy Dykes, MLB, 22 seasons/6 clubs, 0 x Playoff Qualification

• Cotton Fitzsimmons, NBA, 21 seasons/5 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Finals

• Marty Schottenheimer, NFL, 21 seasons/4 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Championship

• Bob Melvin, MLB, 20 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Pennant Series

• Nate McMillan, NBA, 19 seasons/4 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Alvin Gentry, NBA, 18 seasons/6 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Bill Rigney, MLB, 18 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Pennant Series

• Mike Fratello, NBA, 17 seasons/3 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Semi-Finals

• Kevin Loughery, NBA, 17 seasons/6 clubs, 8 x L in 1st Round

• Flip Saunders, NBA, 17 seasons/3 clubs, 4 x L in Conference Finals

• Frank Robinson, MLB, 17 seasons/4 clubs, 0 x Playoff Qualification

• Marvin Lewis, NFL, 16 seasons/1 club, 7 x L in Wild Card Game

• Mike D’Antoni, NBA, 16 seasons/5 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Finals

• Ron Gardenhire, MLB, 16 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Pennant Series

• Bud Black, MLB, 16 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Series

• Doug Moe, NBA, 15 seasons/3 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Finals

• Norv Turner, NFL, 15 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Game

• Jim Mora, NFL, 15 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Game

• Art Howe, MLB, 14 seasons/3 clubs, 3 x L in Divisional Series

• Felipe Alou, MLB, 14 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Series

• Don Coryell, NFL, 14 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Bernie Bickerstaff, NBA, 14 seasons/5 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Dwane Casey, NBA, 14 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Scott Skiles, NBA, 14 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Semi-Finals

• Terry Stotts, NBA, 13 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Dennis Green, NFL, 13 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Bill Stephen, VFL, 13 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Semi Final

• Ted Marchibroda, NFL, 12 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Championship

• Wade Phillips, NFL, 12 seasons/6 clubs, 2 x L in Divisional Game

• Jack Del Rio, NFL, 12 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Game

• Don Chaney, NBA, 12 seasons/4 clubs, 3 x L in 1st Round

• Paul Silas, NBA, 12 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Semi-Finals

• Terry Wallace, AFL, 12 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Preliminary Finals

• Doug Collins, NBA, 11 seasons/4 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Tom Thibodeau, NBA, 11 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Bum Phillips, NFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Dave Wannstedt, NFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Divisional Game

• Dick Nolan, NFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Jack Pardee, NFL, 11 seasons/3 clubs, 3 x L in Divisional Game

• Ken Hinkley, AFL, 11 seasons/1 club, 3 x L in Preliminary Finals

• Brad Scott, AFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Preliminary Finals

 

[Doctor Feel]

Bum Phillips

 

[sobrave]

He doesn’t look out of place on the global franchise league table, tbf:

• Don Nelson, NBA, 31 seasons/4 clubs, 4 x L in Conference Finals

• Gene Mauch, MLB, 27 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Pennant Series

• Chuck Knox, NFL, 22 seasons/4 clubs, 4 x L in Conference Championship

• Buck Showalter, MLB, 22 seasons/5 clubs, 1 x L in Pennant Series

• Jimmy Dykes, MLB, 22 seasons/6 clubs, 0 x Playoff Qualification

• Cotton Fitzsimmons, NBA, 21 seasons/5 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Finals

• Marty Schottenheimer, NFL, 21 seasons/4 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Championship

• Bob Melvin, MLB, 20 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Pennant Series

• Nate McMillan, NBA, 19 seasons/4 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Alvin Gentry, NBA, 18 seasons/6 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Bill Rigney, MLB, 18 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Pennant Series

• Mike Fratello, NBA, 17 seasons/3 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Semi-Finals

• Kevin Loughery, NBA, 17 seasons/6 clubs, 8 x L in 1st Round

• Flip Saunders, NBA, 17 seasons/3 clubs, 4 x L in Conference Finals

• Frank Robinson, MLB, 17 seasons/4 clubs, 0 x Playoff Qualification

• Marvin Lewis, NFL, 16 seasons/1 club, 7 x L in Wild Card Game

• Mike D’Antoni, NBA, 16 seasons/5 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Finals

• Ron Gardenhire, MLB, 16 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Pennant Series

• Bud Black, MLB, 16 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Series

• Doug Moe, NBA, 15 seasons/3 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Finals

• Norv Turner, NFL, 15 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Game

• Jim Mora, NFL, 15 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Game

• Art Howe, MLB, 14 seasons/3 clubs, 3 x L in Divisional Series

• Felipe Alou, MLB, 14 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Series

• Don Coryell, NFL, 14 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Bernie Bickerstaff, NBA, 14 seasons/5 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Dwane Casey, NBA, 14 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Scott Skiles, NBA, 14 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Semi-Finals

• Terry Stotts, NBA, 13 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Dennis Green, NFL, 13 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Bill Stephen, VFL, 13 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Semi Final

• Ted Marchibroda, NFL, 12 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Championship

• Wade Phillips, NFL, 12 seasons/6 clubs, 2 x L in Divisional Game

• Jack Del Rio, NFL, 12 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Game

• Don Chaney, NBA, 12 seasons/4 clubs, 3 x L in 1st Round

• Paul Silas, NBA, 12 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Semi-Finals

• Terry Wallace, AFL, 12 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Preliminary Finals

• Doug Collins, NBA, 11 seasons/4 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Tom Thibodeau, NBA, 11 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Bum Phillips, NFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Dave Wannstedt, NFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Divisional Game

• Dick Nolan, NFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Jack Pardee, NFL, 11 seasons/3 clubs, 3 x L in Divisional Game

• Ken Hinkley, AFL, 11 seasons/1 club, 3 x L in Preliminary Finals

• Brad Scott, AFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Preliminary Finals

Lol the only other one with 1 club is Marvin Lewis.


Re-defining greatness.

 

[1954]

Is raptalia aware someone has put up a pic of him bigfootying?

 

[Pappagallo]

Print it out jesus what kind of boomer operation are we running?

Ken reading BigFooty posts from about 9 years ago.

 

[TeeKray]

If anyone from the club with any influence is actually reading this forum then they're even bigger losers than I thought.

 

[sobrave]

He doesn’t look out of place on the global franchise league table, tbf:

• Don Nelson, NBA, 31 seasons/4 clubs, 4 x L in Conference Finals

• Gene Mauch, MLB, 27 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Pennant Series

• Chuck Knox, NFL, 22 seasons/4 clubs, 4 x L in Conference Championship

• Buck Showalter, MLB, 22 seasons/5 clubs, 1 x L in Pennant Series

• Jimmy Dykes, MLB, 22 seasons/6 clubs, 0 x Playoff Qualification

• Cotton Fitzsimmons, NBA, 21 seasons/5 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Finals

• Marty Schottenheimer, NFL, 21 seasons/4 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Championship

• Bob Melvin, MLB, 20 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Pennant Series

• Nate McMillan, NBA, 19 seasons/4 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Alvin Gentry, NBA, 18 seasons/6 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Bill Rigney, MLB, 18 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Pennant Series

• Mike Fratello, NBA, 17 seasons/3 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Semi-Finals

• Kevin Loughery, NBA, 17 seasons/6 clubs, 8 x L in 1st Round

• Flip Saunders, NBA, 17 seasons/3 clubs, 4 x L in Conference Finals

• Frank Robinson, MLB, 17 seasons/4 clubs, 0 x Playoff Qualification

• Marvin Lewis, NFL, 16 seasons/1 club, 7 x L in Wild Card Game

• Mike D’Antoni, NBA, 16 seasons/5 clubs, 3 x L in Conference Finals

• Ron Gardenhire, MLB, 16 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Pennant Series

• Bud Black, MLB, 16 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Series

• Doug Moe, NBA, 15 seasons/3 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Finals

• Norv Turner, NFL, 15 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Game

• Jim Mora, NFL, 15 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Game

• Art Howe, MLB, 14 seasons/3 clubs, 3 x L in Divisional Series

• Felipe Alou, MLB, 14 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Series

• Don Coryell, NFL, 14 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Bernie Bickerstaff, NBA, 14 seasons/5 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Dwane Casey, NBA, 14 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Scott Skiles, NBA, 14 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Semi-Finals

• Terry Stotts, NBA, 13 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Dennis Green, NFL, 13 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Bill Stephen, VFL, 13 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Semi Final

• Ted Marchibroda, NFL, 12 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Championship

• Wade Phillips, NFL, 12 seasons/6 clubs, 2 x L in Divisional Game

• Jack Del Rio, NFL, 12 seasons/2 clubs, 1 x L in Divisional Game

• Don Chaney, NBA, 12 seasons/4 clubs, 3 x L in 1st Round

• Paul Silas, NBA, 12 seasons/4 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Semi-Finals

• Terry Wallace, AFL, 12 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Preliminary Finals

• Doug Collins, NBA, 11 seasons/4 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Tom Thibodeau, NBA, 11 seasons/3 clubs, 1 x L in Conference Finals

• Bum Phillips, NFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Dave Wannstedt, NFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Divisional Game

• Dick Nolan, NFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Conference Championship

• Jack Pardee, NFL, 11 seasons/3 clubs, 3 x L in Divisional Game

• Ken Hinkley, AFL, 11 seasons/1 club, 3 x L in Preliminary Finals

• Brad Scott, AFL, 11 seasons/2 clubs, 2 x L in Preliminary Finals

The NBA has 30 teams. NFL 32. MLB 30. NHL 32.

You'd expect some long ass droughts with that amount of teams.

In the little old AFL absolute statistical average is making a granny every 9 years. Apart from the utter ratshit most clubs can manage that every once in a while.

Not daddy though.

 

[sobrave]

If anyone from the club with any influence is actually reading this forum then they're even bigger losers than I thought.

Especially if they're ignoring the sage wisdom provided (sack Hinkley)

 

[tribey]

The NBA has 30 teams. NFL 32. MLB 30. NHL 32.

You'd expect some long ass droughts with that amount of teams.

In the little old AFL absolute statistical average is making a granny every 9 years. Apart from the utter ratshit most clubs can manage that every once in a while.

Not daddy though.

One thing I noticed pop up is, coaches were able to extract far more leeway later on if they delivered promising results early.

A prime example of this was Ron Gardenhire, who was a rookie manager at the Minnesota Twins the year they upset the Moneyball A’s in the 2002 AL Divisional Series.

He didn’t win a solitary post-season game after Year 3, but stayed in the role for a decade beyond, before copping a fruitless three year stint at the Detroit Tigers.

This marries with Hinkley’s fast start of 2013/14 giving him 5+ years worth of credits to pull a rabbit out of his arse in COVIDball.

 

[MrMeaner]

One thing I noticed pop up is, coaches were able to extract far more leeway later on if they delivered promising results early.

A prime example of this was Ron Gardenhire, who was a rookie manager at the Minnesota Twins the year they upset the Moneyball A’s in the 2002 AL Divisional Series.

He didn’t win a solitary post-season game after Year 3, but stayed in the role for a decade beyond, before copping a fruitless three year stint at the Detroit Tigers.

This marries with Hinkley’s fast start of 2013/14 giving him 5+ years worth of credits to pull a rabbit out of his arse in COVIDball.

Does he own the Four Seasons?

 

[PowerLil]

One thing I noticed pop up is, coaches were able to extract far more leeway later on if they delivered promising results early.

A prime example of this was Ron Gardenhire, who was a rookie manager at the Minnesota Twins the year they upset the Moneyball A’s in the 2002 AL Divisional Series.

He didn’t win a solitary post-season game after Year 3, but stayed in the role for a decade beyond, before copping a fruitless three year stint at the Detroit Tigers.

This marries with Hinkley’s fast start of 2013/14 giving him 5+ years worth of credits to pull a rabbit out of his arse in COVIDball.

In addition to that, creepy Kenny manages to make finals in a contract year.

 

[Doctor Feel]

If anyone from the club with any influence is actually reading this forum then they're even bigger losers than I thought.

I've got news for you lol. I got screenshots of bigfooty sent to me via SMS once telling me off for talking about the shape some players were in during pre-season.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Especially if they're ignoring the sage wisdom provided (sack Hinkley)

The problem is they have a weighting system in their analysis.

BF x 1

Facebook Nuffie x 100

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[sobrave]

I've got news for you lol. I got screenshots of bigfooty sent to me via SMS once telling me off for talking about the shape some players were in during pre-season.

Tom Jonas once turned up at my front door and threatened to bash me for saying ken was fat.

 

[TazD]

I've got news for you lol. I got screenshots of bigfooty sent to me via SMS once telling me off for talking about the shape some players were in during pre-season.

Seems like a Costanza thing to do

 

[PortPortPort]

Jordan would definitely have an account.

"Leave Hinkley Alone!"

 

[Steve Dore]

Jordan would definitely have an account.

"Leave Hinkley Alone!"

Pretty sure Jordan has multiple accounts on HumungousSherrin.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Jordan would definitely have an account.

"Leave Hinkley Alone!"

I dunno, he might have had the idea to have an account but then that idea probably tapered off...

 

[bomberclifford]

Chadbro posts here for sure.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

I wonder if they create neutral accounts to post defences of Ken and always do them using Hawthorn as their team to pander to certain posters

 

[tribey]

I've got news for you lol. I got screenshots of bigfooty sent to me via SMS once telling me off for talking about the shape some players were in during pre-season.

When he arrived we weren’t far removed from Adam Thomson getting pushed around in a wheelbarrow!

How quickly you all forget.

 

[edgie]

SACK DUURSMA



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[sobrave]

SACK DUURSMA

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Who the **** is Jake Hinkley? How many of these campaigners are there?

 

[Ilias M]

Who the * is Jake Hinkley? How many of these campaigners are there?

Can't move on a coach when family are now inside the club.

 

[Steve Dore]

Can't move on a coach when family are now inside the club.

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I suspect that Jake Hinkley and Jordan Hinkley are different Hinkleys.