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I’m sante. Best known for the one of the all time greatest qooty performances ever seen
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I still don't know who you are?
What's your point?
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By omgfridge
Fighting Furies v Gumbies FFC
In what became a bit of a clinic, GWS Goose's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by omgfridge. - 99m from 0 to 99.
Not sure why the above highlight stood out but it seemed important. Fridge, ShaunDuggan, NaturalDisaster and Bovo all had big influeneces. Veteran Grockadoc also wound the clock back with a 100+ fantasy point game. In the 11 goal loss, Brick Loosener, Falconista and AJMLaird all at least tried.
Mount Buller Demons v West Coast Wonders
In a result that shocked no-one, the Demons lost again. Honorable mention to Bluelegs with a special -1 fantasy point game. Throughly thrashed by Yakker who finished on 3. Tarkyn_24 was their lone bread winner. Rookie sensation Rioli2Rioli and hectic cheese producer damicky were the Wonders who enjoyed playing against the Mount Buller Witches Hats.
Headless failed to make any substantial contribution for the Demons -- Because he was wisely omitted.
East Side Phoenix v Baghdad Bombers
It was an insipid Phoenix who rolled over for gab213 (7 goals) and Pugsley (105 dt) who set the standard. JustaBattler while unlikely for votes did chip in with an impressive 4 goals. MP_ had 126 fantasy points, 1 point for very post he makes on day 1 of a WW game. Again it was left to co-skipper por_please_ya to try and stop the Bahgdad onslaught. Slightly head of her counterpart thewizardmelon on 9 points.
Las Vegas Bears v Dragons FFC
It was Bradesmaen and DragoDelph who Dragon gif posted their way to a win over the Bears with some impressive scores. Brades surely walks away with the 3 votes. Strigoi named ruck named ruck with 1 solitary hitout tried their best to keep the Bears in it. Electronic_Renaissance, Millky95 and Supersuns could yet steal some votes for the losing side.
Gold City Royals v Coney Island Warriors
It was a thriller with the Royals collecting the chocolates with rookie Membling showing the rest of their team how its done. GreyCrow led the way in the ruck (97 points) with krakouers -3 game at the other end of the spectrum with a performance only a Furie would be proud of. Agent93 really did put the rest of his team on his shoulders with a 127 point game. Dinsdale potentially grabbed the umps eye with 8 tackles.
Sin City Swamprats v Roys FFC
In what could also be described as a crime scene, the Rats belted the Roys to the tune of 80 points. Like enthusiast Power Raid, GremioPower, spookism and Ticky009 all feasted on their timid opponents. In a bleak day JackNah_8 and 3KZ is Football at least turned up. Not much else can be said as this was effectively Mike Tyson punching on with Napoleon Dynamite.
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By manangatang
Round 14:
The Bombers and the Warriors kicked off Round 14 with a vital match of the round at Abdu Prison. And what a spectacular tussle it was – high scoring and stat-heavy. The Warriors eventually saluted by 9 points (128-119), led by 4 goals from The Filth Wizard and toxic , 34 touches from spudmaster and 29 of the best from TheInjuryFactory . The Bombers were well-represented by 8 goals from gab213 , 28 touches and 4 tackles from kickthething and 29 touches + 7 tackles from Pugsley . All spectators walked away happy in the end.
The Gumbies were looking to re-enter the top 4 as they hosted the third-placed Wonders at the House of Gumby. This was another high-scoring match, although it was very one-sided in the end, with the Wonders running out 61-point victors. Barrybran (26 touches) and beez (25 touches, 7 marks, 1 goal) played well for the hosts, with HARPSichord (35 touches, 6 marks, 2 goals), Cubs2Lions (28 touches, 6 tackles, 2 goals) and SM (30 touches) just too strong for the visitors.
In the battle for 8th spot on the ladder, the Roys hosted the Bears at Brunswick Junction Oval. The match started out quite evenly, although it was eventually the Roys who pushed ahead of (and surpassed) their more highly-fancied rivals. The hosts were led by 8 goals from Mooch , a 23 possession, 5-mark performance from Zevon and 26 touches from 3KZ is Football . Broken toiled hard for the visitors (5 goals), while Millky95 laid 5 tackles.
To finish off Round 14, the Old Boys sought to get a sniff of a top 8 spot on the ladder as they hosted the Royals. The warm weather suited the hosts, as they eventually cantered to an easy 64-point win. Bonz managed 5 goals for the Old Boys, supported ably by SaintBilly (28 touches, 7 tackles, 3 goals) and Mrs Turbo (26 possessions, 5 tackles). It was a tough day at the office for the Royals, although hotchilli performed admirably (28 touches, 9 marks, 1 goal), as did big man GreyCrow (11 hitouts, 27 touches, 3 tackles).
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By omgfridge
Fixture 15 of the S35 season was one of the rounds of all time.
Demons v Bombers
Mount Buller having a season only the Furies could dream of came up against the always politically correct Baghdad Bombers. The Demons stormed out with a 6 goal opening quarter and then chose the interesting strat of rolling over completely. Bombers meanwhile decided to employ a rather effective strategy of playing out the next 3 quarters securing a much deserved W. Pugs are usually known for their breathing problems, however, Pugsley barely broke a wrinkle (or with pugs would it be a crinkle?) as he smashed home 5 goals in a dominant 135 DT display. Jabba73 was very strong in a handball happy display along with ArdentEagle who showed no display of AFL - SFA club connection. Johnny Karate and Hate apparently played well for the Demons but as I suspect in other Mobbs medal write ups, less said about them the better.
Headless failed to make any substantial contribution for the Demons.
Dragons v Gumbies
Flying lizards may of focused on false merger plans during this match as they let the Gumbies have their way with them like the Old Boys getting a rise out of DenieD. For three quarters this was a competitive affair until the Gumbies went Sicko Mode and trampled their airborne compatriots. Barrybran must of applied the CRC to the old joints as he provided a MVP performance. Brick Loosener also played well but is probably figuring out if the above trample reference is Magic the Gathering related (its actually more a terrible ill-tasted joke about a concert). serial_thrilla apparently unretired this game to play a decent gig for the Dragons.
Phoenix v Bears
Perennial gamblers of the league the Las Vegas Bears didn't have the odds fall on their side for this one a crushing 3 point loss to the Phoenix. While no-one should point the finger, you could argue Senor M, Broken and I Dont Care combining for 21 fantasy points put in rather fraudulent performances. Catsnlakers should take the 3 votes with Eevee enthusiast por_please_ya a chance after a decent game too.
Coney Island Warriors v Roys FFC
In a game where the defences took the game off, saw finals bound Wazzas win with 20 of the 38 goals kicked. In a performance surely demanding all-sfa pantskyle had a monster 130 point game. Mesc was also dominant as was The Filth Wizard who kicked 7 sausage rolls. Runk and Phar Ace toiled hard for 100+ DT games.
Ophidian Old Boys FFC v Fighting Furies
In a glorious result from The Furies, they strategically managed to get the loss against their Bombers-lite offspring. This is despite NaturalDisaster, JyeDye, crazywildhorse, Bovo and omgfridge not getting the memo putting in a shift in the engine room. The Old Boys were led by legend of their club Greenery - one would imagine he has a great future ahead with them. Mrs Turbo, Robertio and SaintBilly did the rest of the heavy lifting.
Gold City Royals v Sin City Swamprats
Cadsky's 25 fantasy points looked to provide the difference as the Royals cruised to victory over the Rats. It was a rather underwhelming game overall fantasy wise but hotchilli looked to continue his strong season. Brazilian flare player GremioPower and widely respected former admin Ant Bear were the best for the Swampies.
Bye: West Coast Wonders
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By omgfridge
Fixture 15 of the S35 season was one of the rounds of all time.
Demons v Bombers
Mount Buller having a season only the Furies could dream of came up against the always politically correct Baghdad Bombers. The Demons stormed out with a 6 goal opening quarter and then chose the interesting strat of rolling over completely. Bombers meanwhile decided to employ a rather effective strategy of playing out the next 3 quarters securing a much deserved W. Pugs are usually known for their breathing problems, however, Pugsley barely broke a wrinkle (or with pugs would it be a crinkle?) as he smashed home 5 goals in a dominant 135 DT display. Jabba73 was very strong in a handball happy display along with ArdentEagle who showed no display of AFL - SFA club connection. Johnny Karate and Hate apparently played well for the Demons but as I suspect in other Mobbs medal write ups, less said about them the better.
Headless failed to make any substantial contribution for the Demons.
Dragons v Gumbies
Flying lizards may of focused on false merger plans during this match as they let the Gumbies have their way with them like the Old Boys getting a rise out of DenieD. For three quarters this was a competitive affair until the Gumbies went Sicko Mode and trampled their airborne compatriots. Barrybran must of applied the CRC to the old joints as he provided a MVP performance. Brick Loosener also played well but is probably figuring out if the above trample reference is Magic the Gathering related (its actually more a terrible ill-tasted joke about a concert). serial_thrilla apparently unretired this game to play a decent gig for the Dragons.
Phoenix v Bears
Perennial gamblers of the league the Las Vegas Bears didn't have the odds fall on their side for this one a crushing 3 point loss to the Phoenix. While no-one should point the finger, you could argue Senor M, Broken and I Dont Care combining for 21 fantasy points put in rather fraudulent performances. Catsnlakers should take the 3 votes with Eevee enthusiast por_please_ya a chance after a decent game too.
Coney Island Warriors v Roys FFC
In a game where the defences took the game off, saw finals bound Wazzas win with 20 of the 38 goals kicked. In a performance surely demanding all-sfa pantskyle had a monster 130 point game. Mesc was also dominant as was The Filth Wizard who kicked 7 sausage rolls. Runk and Phar Ace toiled hard for 100+ DT games.
Ophidian Old Boys FFC v Fighting Furies
In a glorious result from The Furies, they strategically managed to get the loss against their Bombers-lite offspring. This is despite NaturalDisaster, JyeDye, crazywildhorse, Bovo and omgfridge not getting the memo putting in a shift in the engine room. The Old Boys were led by legend of their club Greenery - one would imagine he has a great future ahead with them. Mrs Turbo, Robertio and SaintBilly did the rest of the heavy lifting.
Gold City Royals v Sin City Swamprats
Cadsky's 25 fantasy points looked to provide the difference as the Royals cruised to victory over the Rats. It was a rather underwhelming game overall fantasy wise but hotchilli looked to continue his strong season. Brazilian flare player GremioPower and widely respected former admin Ant Bear were the best for the Swampies.
Bye: West Coast Wonders
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Someone might be losing their Frankston Rover trophy...Because Accountants cant count?
It's true. I can never find any time for you.
I tried really hard for that. It should be better.
I <3 Poppins font. Can not really go wrong with it.I'm just happy that you used a common font.
And for all the other stuff you do, but mainly that.
Happy to swap my votes for song contest onesNot even getting a vote in a 30 touch game.. no votes for me this year.
The Deestroy Medal will be a nice send off though.Not even getting a vote in a 30 touch game.. no votes for me this year.
windyhill get in here. You did a thing.Round 13:
First votes for dudeintheswamp, Frederico_WA, AND... Jezmiester40 (!)
Round 15:
Pugsley becomes the 17th player to topple 100 Career Mobbenfuhrer Votes.
And in doing so, joins KohPhi atop the list of Baghdad Bombers vote scorers.
Tommycash reaches 50 Career Mobbenfuhrer Medal votes with 2 in Round 15!
On the other end of things, windyhill brings up their first votes!
While we are on the topic of goalscorers, let's recap this.
okeydoke7 at the start of the Season 35 sat on 947 goals needing 53 more goals to reach the magical 1000 goal mark.
And boy did he pump himself up about it!
Media - Official Sweet FA S35 Season Launch
Welcome one and all to Season 35! As Bigfooty gears up for the 2023 season, we begin our fantasy season in style. I started back in Season 9 and have seen this league go from strength to strength. Then to weakness, then strength, then weakness. And so on and so forth. We are due a big season...www.bigfooty.com
He stated that the 1000th goal was an 'inevitability' in Season 35.
Media - An Audience With Okey - The Official Countdown to 1000 Goals
Good Evening and Welcome Sweet FA players and keen observers. Much to the delight of many and chagrin of some, I have reclaimed my place as the league’s best poster in S35. Although the inevitable beez will be appreciated, it will be a small milestone when compared to my 1000th goal, which I...www.bigfooty.com
After a promising start to the season, at the midway point Okey needed just 20 more goals to reach the milestone. Demanding that the league prepare elaborate celebration plans for him.
Media - Okeydoke Media: Plans for 1000 Goal Celebration Revealed
Okeydoke Media can exclusively reveal league hall-of-famer okeydoke7’s demands for a worthy celebration of his 1000th goal. The league’s most popular player and poster, loved and respected by all, has (according to very well placed sources) demanded: -A new badge to be created and issued. The...www.bigfooty.com
And believing that he would make good on his promise to kick 1000 goals in Season 35, I made good on his demands. Moving the final Round 18 match to Okey's Outhouse!
Media - Press Conference: Celebratory Plans of Okeydoke7's 1000th Goal
League administrator Kennedy Parker has called a press conference following the Sin City Swamprats' victory over the Mount Buller Demons to talk about okeydoke7's upcoming 1000th goal milestone and celebratory plans. When asked about the arrangements made for Okey's impending milestone: "Okey...www.bigfooty.com
Heck I even made pre-emptive congratulatory video message for him!
But we all know what happened next...
So having gone through that, how can we celebrate and acknowledge Okeydoke7's performances in Season 35?
Well, there's only one man suitable for a job like this, I went and employed the services of Tigerturbulance...