Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

[damicky]

Frothies Mcveigh comes to ringside.
Frothies McVeigh pulls Damicky out of the ring.
Frothies McVeigh executes a reverse swinging STO on Damicky into the guardrail.
HARPSichord attacks Frothies McVeigh from behind.
HARPSichord and Frothies McVeigh brawl into the crowd.

What kind of a coward attacks someone from behind! HARPSichord you should be ashamed of yourself!

PhenomenalV1 - book the match

 

[Brenton Davy]

"I challenge that pea heart Brenton Davy to a match determined by him or the promoters"

Anyone you like

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The full card will be out tomorrow night, but I can confirm this weekend we'll be seeing:

Grand Uncle Horace vs Brenton Davy

"Mr. 999" okeydoke7 & Rodney Dangerfield vs Wosh & Headless, inside a steel cage

Frothies Mcveigh vs HARPSichord - Extreme Rules

 

[U2tigers]

The full card will be out tomorrow night, but I can confirm this weekend we'll be seeing:

Grand Uncle Horace vs Brenton Davy

"Mr. 999" okeydoke7 & Rodney Dangerfield vs Wosh & Headless, inside a steel cage

Frothies Mcveigh vs HARPSichord - Extreme Rules

Am I out of Hospital yet?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Everyone including the dumbarse fans knows Brenton is a stuffed shirt bum. After this match he will be fit only as feed for Mr Wu's pigs.

 

[Sun Ra]

Everyone including the dumbarse fans knows Brenton is a stuffed shirt bum. After this match he will be fit only as feed for Mr Wu's pigs.

You'll tear him limb from limb, if you're being kind Uncle.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

The full card will be out tomorrow night, but I can confirm this weekend we'll be seeing:

Grand Uncle Horace vs Brenton Davy

"Mr. 999" okeydoke7 & Rodney Dangerfield vs Wosh & Headless, inside a steel cage

Frothies Mcveigh vs HARPSichord - Extreme Rules

 

[Tonga Bob]

They lock up.
Kennedy Parker executes a bodyslam against Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker goes for a flying dropkick, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
Tonga Bob attempts a vertical suplex, but Kennedy Parker slides down his back.
Kennedy Parker executes a belly-to-back suplex against Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker performs a bodyslam against Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker hits an enzuigiri on Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kennedy Parker uses a spinning leg lariat on Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker uses a flying dropkick on Tonga Bob.
The chants for Kennedy Parker are deafening.
Kennedy Parker hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Tonga Bob.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker attempts a vertical suplex, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Tonga Bob takes Kennedy Parker down with a back suplex.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
Numerous fans are using Tonga Bob as target practice.
Tonga Bob hits an elbowsmash on Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob nails Kennedy Parker with a spinebuster slam.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob executes a DDT against Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker attempts a clothesline, but Tonga Bob counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Tonga Bob uses a Hotshot on Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits Kennedy Parker with a kick.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker misses with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob uses a spinning leg lariat on Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits Tonga Bob with a shoulderblock.
Kennedy Parker whips Tonga Bob into the ropes, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Tonga Bob nails Kennedy Parker with a roundhouse kick.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Tonga Bob uses a fallaway slam on Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob hits a kick to the chest on Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob executes a lariat against Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob uses a spinning leg lariat on Kennedy Parker.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Tonga Bob tries a Russian legsweep, but Kennedy Parker counters it with an elbowsmash.
Kennedy Parker takes Tonga Bob down with a double underhook suplex.
Kennedy Parker covers Tonga Bob.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Kennedy Parker locks Tonga Bob in an abdominal stretch.
Tonga Bob inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Kennedy Parker runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker uses a clothesline on Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Kennedy Parker goes for an enzuigiri, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
The crowd is vociferously booing Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits Tonga Bob with a kick.
Kennedy Parker takes Tonga Bob down with a snap suplex.
Kennedy Parker attempts an enzuigiri, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
Tonga Bob throws Kennedy Parker into the turnbuckle.
Tonga Bob throws Kennedy Parker out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Kennedy Parker slides back in under the bottom rope.
Kennedy Parker whips Tonga Bob into the ropes.
Tonga Bob executes a spinning leg lariat against Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes, but Kennedy Parker reverses it.
Kennedy Parker and Tonga Bob get hit with a double clothesline.
Kennedy Parker nails Tonga Bob with a double underhook suplex.
Kennedy Parker runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker executes a spinning leg lariat against Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker whips Tonga Bob into the ropes, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Tonga Bob hits Kennedy Parker with an elbow.
Tonga Bob whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits Kennedy Parker with a kick.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker executes a spinning heel kick against Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker attempts an enzuigiri, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
Tonga Bob performs a kick to the chest against Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits Tonga Bob with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob falls out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker goes through the ropes.
Kennedy Parker performs a DDT against Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker throws Tonga Bob into the guardrail.
Kennedy Parker goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob throws Kennedy Parker into the guardrail.
Tonga Bob performs a Vader attack against Kennedy Parker.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tonga Bob attempts a kick to the head, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a capture suplex.
Kennedy Parker knocks Tonga Bob into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tonga Bob tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Kennedy Parker blocks it.
Kennedy Parker tries a hiptoss, but Tonga Bob counters it with a cradle suplex.
Tonga Bob is being booed out of the building.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Kennedy Parker hits a belly-to-back suplex on Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker goes for a Russian legsweep, but Tonga Bob counters it with an elbowsmash.
Tonga Bob attempts a spinning leg lariat, but Kennedy Parker steps out of the way.
Kennedy Parker goes for an enzuigiri, but Tonga Bob steps out of the way.
Tonga Bob shoves Kennedy Parker into the guardrail.
Tonga Bob uses a kneelift on Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob climbs back into the ring.
Kennedy Parker follows him back in.
Tonga Bob nails Kennedy Parker with a short clothesline.
Tonga Bob performs a lariat against Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob is being booed out of the building.
Tonga Bob hits a savate kick on Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
Tonga Bob nails Kennedy Parker with a Hotshot.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob executes a lariat against Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
Tonga Bob is being booed out of the building.
Tonga Bob attempts a flapjack, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a Thesz press.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits Kennedy Parker with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob whips Kennedy Parker into the turnbuckle.
Tonga Bob charges in with an avalanche.
Tonga Bob nails Kennedy Parker with a lariat.
Tonga Bob hits a savate kick on Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Tonga Bob executes the Game Over on Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker grabs the ropes after 11 seconds.
Tonga Bob throws Kennedy Parker into the turnbuckle, but Kennedy Parker reverses it.
Kennedy Parker chops Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker chops Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker throws Tonga Bob out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker rolls out under the bottom rope.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tonga Bob attempts a swinging side slam, but Kennedy Parker counters it with an elbowsmash.
Kennedy Parker performs a hiptoss against Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker throws Tonga Bob back into the ring.
Kennedy Parker whips Tonga Bob into the ropes, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Tonga Bob executes a savate kick against Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker performs a spinning leg lariat against Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker executes a snap suplex against Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker performs a Russian legsweep against Tonga Bob.
The crowd is behind Kennedy Parker all the way.
Kennedy Parker goes for a Russian legsweep, but Tonga Bob counters it with an elbowsmash.
Tonga Bob takes Kennedy Parker down with a gutwrench suplex.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Tonga Bob attempts a DDT, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a Northern Lights suplex.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
The crowd is behind Kennedy Parker all the way.
Kennedy Parker performs a hiptoss against Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker uses a DDT on Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker hits a vertical suplex on Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker nails Tonga Bob with a flying dropkick.
Kennedy Parker executes the Admin Driver on Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Kennedy Parker goes for a hiptoss, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob uses a spinning leg lariat on Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob hits Kennedy Parker with a clothesline.
Tonga Bob throws Kennedy Parker into the turnbuckle.
Tonga Bob runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Kennedy Parker lifts his knee.
Kennedy Parker chops Tonga Bob.
The chants for Kennedy Parker are deafening.
Tonga Bob chops Kennedy Parker.
Tonga Bob is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Kennedy Parker punches Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker chops Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker chops Tonga Bob.
The crowd is behind Kennedy Parker all the way.
Kennedy Parker performs a belly-to-back suplex against Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker gives the sign for the Admin Driver.
Kennedy Parker executes the Admin Driver on Tonga Bob.
Kennedy Parker goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Kennedy Parker. Time of match: 0:16:35
Sim Rating: ****


A big win to the admin!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Am I out of Hospital yet?

I believe you are going to get to meet your new doctor on Sunday night.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Everyone including the dumbarse fans knows Brenton is a stuffed shirt bum. After this match he will be fit only as feed for Mr Wu's pigs.

The only thing I have to worry is the way Grand Uncle Horace wields his Zimmer frame…

 

[damicky]

The full card will be out tomorrow night, but I can confirm this weekend we'll be seeing:

Grand Uncle Horace vs Brenton Davy

"Mr. 999" okeydoke7 & Rodney Dangerfield vs Wosh & Headless, inside a steel cage

Frothies Mcveigh vs HARPSichord - Extreme Rules

Where is my name?

 

[okeydoke7]

Wosh and Headless going to absolutely cop it.

I’ll dominate the SFAEW.

 

[Wosh]

Wosh and Headless going to absolutely cop it.

I’ll dominate the SFAEW.

This sim probably laughs at you too.

 

[okeydoke7]

This sim probably laughs at you too.

The sim has looked after me for a long time. It can have a little laugh. Fair enough. I’m laughing too.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!



The rising stars and overlooked workhorses are taking over SFAEW!



A sizable chunk of our main event talent have decided to take a week off, and are generously letting some underappreciated wrestling names step up to the crease! Let's see who's in line for Sunday:






The Wonders-Royals fallout continues! Grand Uncle Horace is out to salvage some dignity against turncoat Brenton Davy!






Newly minted Phoenix Callums_Guns tags with his new captain por_please_ya against two fresh Dragons, Ligma and Greenery!






Following up on a disastrous World Championship tilt, Elton Johns Wig has pushed the emergency meeting button! Can JoshWoodenSpoon, thewizardmelon and Ned_Flanders give a good explanation as to why they initiated an intra-faction brawl?






It's the Final Dissolution of the Nou Camp Combat Club! After getting powerbombed through a table last Sunday, Senor M is out for redemption against former tag partner Supersuns...who'll outlast the other in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls match?






"Mr. One Thousand" "Mr. 999" at the time of writing...and possibly time of match okeydoke7 teams up with SFAEW debutant Rodney Dangerfield to take on Dees veterans Wosh and Headless inside a steel cage!






We'll have a medical update on U2tigers following last Sunday's brutal beatdown at the hands of the NWO.




And in your main event of the week:






Shots have been fired between the former Wonders captain and his ex-teammates!

Frothies Mcveigh cost Musical Cheese their Tag Title rematch, and HARPSichord has stepped up to defend the honour of his club, and co-captain damicky.

And for the first time in SFAEW history, this match will be held under Extreme Rules.

Falls count anywhere,

Anything goes,

and there's No ring.




See you Sunday!​

 

[serial_thrilla]

This Sunday!



The rising stars and overlooked workhorses are taking over SFAEW!



A sizable chunk of our main event talent have decided to take a week off, and are generously letting some underappreciated wrestling names step up to the crease! Let's see who's in line for Sunday:




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The Wonders-Royals fallout continues! Grand Uncle Horace is out to salvage some dignity against turncoat Brenton Davy!




View attachment 1769263

Newly minted Phoenix Callums_Guns tags with his new captain por_please_ya against two fresh Dragons, Ligma and Greenery!




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Following up on a disastrous World Championship tilt, Elton Johns Wig has pushed the emergency meeting button! Can JoshWoodenSpoon, thewizardmelon and Ned_Flanders give a good explanation as to why they initiated an intra-faction brawl?




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It's the Final Dissolution of the Nou Camp Combat Club! After getting powerbombed through a table last Sunday, Senor M is out for redemption against former tag partner Supersuns...who'll outlast the other in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls match?




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"Mr. One Thousand" "Mr. 999" at the time of writing...and possibly time of match okeydoke7 teams up with SFAEW debutant Rodney Dangerfield to take on Dees veterans Wosh and Headless inside a steel cage!




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We'll have a medical update on U2tigers following last Sunday's brutal beatdown at the hands of the NWO.




And in your main event of the week:




View attachment 1769262

Shots have been fired between the former Wonders captain and his ex-teammates!

Frothies Mcveigh cost Musical Cheese their Tag Title rematch, and HARPSichord has stepped up to defend the honour of his club, and co-captain damicky.

And for the first time in SFAEW history, this match will be held under Extreme Rules.

Falls count anywhere,

Anything goes,

and there's No ring.




See you Sunday!​

I hear that U2tigers will give birth to a hand.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I hear that U2tigers will give birth to a hand.

That's the kind of crass storyline you'd get in SFTNA, not us.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I hear that U2tigers will give birth to a hand.

And knowing him it'll come out flipping him the bird.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

PhenomenalV1 how about you let me write Elton Johns Wig's promo this time.

Your history is not too good with these.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Newly minted Phoenix @Callums_Guns tags with his new captain @por_please_ya against two fresh Dragons, @Ligma and @Greenery!

Phoenix better watch out, those Dragons have some dirty tricks up their sleeve.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

PhenomenalV1 how about you let me write Elton Johns Wig's promo this time.

Your history is not too good with these.

Only if I get to write Bono's promo.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Only if I get to write Bono's promo.

U2tigers sorry looks like you are getting buried, at least you had a good run in your first season

 

[U2tigers]

U2tigers sorry looks like you are getting buried, at least you had a good run in your first season

Surely I could find a faction to weasel myself into for protection?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Surely I could find a faction to weasel myself into for protection?

Well we did try.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS
​

WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
TheInjuryFactory​	World Heavyweight Championship​	24/6/2023​	50​
Tigerturbulance & Mrs Turbo​	World Tag Team Championships​	24/6/2023​	50​
ShaunDuggan​	Intercity Championship​	16/4/2023​	119​
serial_thrilla​	Hardcore Championship​	24/6/2023​	50​
Cadsky, nahnah and SarahSmiles​	Trios Championships​	6/8/2023​	7​

Dates and stats correct as of 13/8/23.

OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS​

WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Hate​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	24/6/2023​	50​

Championship Board updated ahead of tonight's show.

TheInjuryFactory Tigerturbulance Mrs Turbo ShaunDuggan serial_thrilla Cadsky nahnah SarahSmiles Hate