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Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton
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Oh God, it looks like there might be a Carlton ‘family’ day at Princes Park. I can see all these happy and excited families decked out in navy blue wandering around the local streets. Soon they’ll all be queuing up for the Kool-Aid, to help sustain them through another season of delusion. Hopefully it will be bookended by some umpire-assisted wins at the beginning, and agonisingly close losses when it counts at the end. Some vile abuse of their own players would cap it off nicely too.
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I'm just going to say lol just by reading the topic. 5 spoons, that's a hell of an achievement
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If Vlad wants to test one of his warheads I know just the place.
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The missile would likely decide to turn around and go home, as it doesn't want to contaminate itself with such filth!
But go easy on the business of bombing the joint. If Vlad did that, where would we find our fun, given the Benny Hill show down at Princess Park would come to an unceremonious halt?
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I think I’m ok with that.
We just move on to Essendon.
We just move on to Essendon.
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Are they giving out show bags?
Could contain a set of wooden spoons, brown paper bags, video cassette of the 95 premiership, couple of packets of blue m&ms and a pigs arse.
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They were pouring out of there clutching blue bags. Probably merch from the store. What a waste of money.
jmac70
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It will be landfill by July.
My thought too but they under achieved just a little, I think they had a few more in them but they have done better than the rest. Well done Carlton
Covered in salt April/May, a little warped from melting and then off to the tip.
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Hopefully they'll be burning it before the year's out.
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You’re in the right place. We are sane.
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sane in the membrane?
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If you are relatively new to AFL, I can assure you that you already know more about the game than 99% of Carlton supporters.
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quality sledge
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They are imbued with a born to rule mentality forged during the period 1968-1982, when they won 6 flags.
Unfortunately for them, they have not ruled for 28 years, and the born to rule mentality has disfigured into a massive chip on their shoulder, or maybe that is actually their head, its pretty hard to tell from a distance.
As a result, now whenever they win 2 games in a row, they are premiership favorites, and start looking down on the rest of the competition again.
Exhibit A: They have added Orazio Fantasia to their losing Preliminary final list, which has catapulted their list to the best in the competition (LOL).
A serious word of warning though, and this extends to anyone too young to remember the aforementioned period. Whatever you think of Collingwood or Richmond supporters, you have not experienced anything like the narcissistic, bombastic, self-satisfied holier than thou attitude of the successful Carlton supporter. It is to be avoided at all cost. The rest of us must put our allegiances aside to ensure they never taste success again.
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Many Carlolton supporters have a tendency to talk s**t about non-footy stuff too.
On the main board there would only be a couple of Carlton posters that are being realistic.
They sure do run their mouth for not achieving anything in 20+ years.
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Not enough credit is being to carlton imho.
Seeing them get a 5 goal lead against Brions in the Prelim while knowing they will eventually choke was my second favourite moment of the last few years.
Seeing them get a 5 goal lead against Brions in the Prelim while knowing they will eventually choke was my second favourite moment of the last few years.
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And take your brown paper bag with you
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It eased the pain a little after the other PF
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Listening to crazy Voss atm I'm not too sure it's only going to be 2 weeks.
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