What is the worst thing you have done after your teams lost?

[BearGrills16]

Went with two mates (Carlton fans) to our round 3 clash last year. They sat together while I was in a different section because I got my ticket before they decided they wanted to come along. I drove us all in.

Met up with them at half time, gave em a bit of shit because the dons were up by 5 or so goals. Come the final siren, we had lost after being 48 pts up. I got up and went home, left them at the G.

dont feel bad what else could you do lol

 

[PertRoosOsborne]

You still live in the same house? Do you have no ambition at all?

so you made the big move from north to east lara?

 

[sparta 22]

GF in 2005 WCE v SS.


West Coast lost by a point but thats not the fun bit,when that idiot Leo Barry took that famous mark in the dying seconds i knew it was over.I threw a stubbie at the TV and smashed it .I had the whole family over(hers and mine) and it was on for young and old(ouch)....

In 2006 i watched it at the pub

 

[KingsCrow]

Well being a Crows supporter September is always a disturbing time for me.


I went to the Pies game on the weekend, didnt crack the shits. Just left didnt say a word. Shattered. Was all limp. Sat in the passengers seat.

Drove along West Lakes Blvd. Pulled out my Air Horn. Scared the shit out of about 2,000 depressed Crows fans.





2007. Had just come home from watching my mates get into their 2nd grand final in a row (My team got knocked out the week before). Felt like shit. Listened to the radio on the way home. Thought I was onto a winner. Got home. Watched it on the TV with a mate (Port supporter). Franklin kicked the goal, I threw my Drink Bottle on the ground. It exploded. I was wet. **** SAKE. That was a shit day.


2006. Was at the local footy. Crows were in the Prelim, and was watching my mates in their first Grand Final (My team didnt even MAKE the finals). They won. Crows were up. It was a pretty good day too. Felt speciiiaaallll. Got home. WEST COAST WERE UP. I ****ing yelled, ****ing kicked things. SPITTING CHIPS. ID ****EN BOUGHT THE GF TICKETS ALREADY. AHHHH. ****.

2005. Crows Prelim. We lost, Wasnt overly upset. We will win it next year rolleyes.

This was only upstaged by my West Coast mate who threw his potplant through his Living room window when Leo Barry took the mark. HAHAH> Shit. I nearly cried. Now that was a good night!

 

[krisholio14]

I've cried after a few games, the last one the Nick Davis game.

But the 'worst' thing i've ever done after a loss was in our last ever game at Waverley against Hawthorn in 1999. We needed to win to have any hope of making the finals, and after Shane Crawford tackled Mick Mansfield as he ran into an open goal in the dying seconds (costing us the win) I totally lost it.

I was there with one of my best mates, my GF, my mum and a couple of my then quite young brothers and sisters. I stormed off in a rage, with my 14 yo sister trying to follow me. I've walked up the steps and around the back of the stands, pushing and/or bumping anyone in my path. As I was walking out of the ground, there were a couple of Hawthorn fans who had just bought hot coffees, and who saw me coming and decided to have a little word. I didn't break stride, I just stormed between the two of them, and with a wave of the arms had them both wearing their coffees in quick time. I didn't even stop to see the aftermath.

 

[Magpies696]

I cried when Robert Havery Beat Nathan Buckley in the 1998 Brownlow
i also cried after the 2002 and 2003 grand finals Sad times

 

[stmookeyj]

From a spectator and Doggie fan POV....We were living in a van park in 1997. Prelim Final came around, Jarman does his thing, and the Car Window almost gets shattered. What made it worse was that I heard campers cheer absolutely everything in the last 10 minutes, obviously drunk Crow fans. Didn't talk at all that night as the clan was over to a cousin's house to watch the one and only Super League GF.


From a players POV, I simply sobbed uncontrollably pretty much after every finals loss.

 

[Camo1902]

I had a house full of people over to my joint to watch the 03 grand Final coz i missed out on tickets. The missus decked the whole joint out in black and white.

About 10 minutes into the 2nd quarter i cracked it and stormed up to my bedroom to watch it alone and refused to come out of the room until everyone left. It was the biggest tantrum i've ever thrown. Needless to say, the next day i had to make about 20 phone calls apologising to people.

 

[CrazyQ]

I use to be real bad. You cannot imagine the shit I did back when footy ruled my life (8-15).

I remember the 99 grand final, my sister said we would lose when we were up by about 40 points, I laughed. Man, was she right. Fcuk it I said, she made this happen, I'm gonna throw a plate at her face. Cop that. In the following weeks, I copped a belting from my parents.

Also when Shannon ****ing Motlop gave that free kick away and Cresswell kicked the goal after the siren to win, I strangled my best mate until he could barely breathe. His face was so red/purple, luckily I stopped. To this day I cant remember why I did it, but I know it his fault .

What potentially could have been the worse thing I did, bag out the Pie fans at Vic Park when they were getting belted by the Lions. Young, immature and cokcy. Still am. I remember just yelling some shit and about 50-100 people just giving md the stare, haha was funny, but could have ended up being my last day on earth.

 

[catempire]

I sacrificed my mobile phone to the god of brick walls after the Nick Davis game.

 

[Mister Football]

Tonight, when Brad Johnson snapped that goal from the boundary to seriously ice the game, I slammed my Jim Beam tinny down hard as **** on the table, sending the Jimmy spraying into the air and all over the coffee table.

That's pretty tame I guess.

 

[Johnson#26]

I cried when Robert Havery Beat Nathan Buckley in the 1998 Brownlow
i also cried after the 2002 and 2003 grand finals Sad times

Oh, now that reminds me.

I must have hallucinated on the night of the 2000 Brownlow, because I don't remember falling asleep during the count, but weirdly, I'm told I sleepwalked downstairs and put on the video from round 14 onwards at about 1.30am. My parents joined me, knowing the outcome, but I still thought it was real. Remember bawling when Bucks missed out again. Was shattered. Strange old night. Later that week, playing footy, I got hammered on my head in a tackle, and that night just kept spewing up, whilst reading my brand new copy of the 2000 GF Record, which had that awesome poster of every player to play a game that season. My memories of that week are of chucking up, but looking up and seeing those faces (remember seeing Mark Johnson, Brett Burton and Nathan D Brown a lot, and Michael Doughty and Adam Houlihan - the faces of vomit!)

Had recovered by the big day, thankfully, and had to play tennis that morning - and for me, GF day is SACRED. I do not condone any other activity until 6pm that evening. So I threw a HUGE tantrum. Missed out on much of the GF Breakfast, as I recall. And that reminds me, my tennis coach never gave me the footy stickers I gambled before the Pies/Swans R4 match.

Speaking of tantrums, I used to nut it big time a few years ago. I've been in a few very heated moments over the footy. I mean, I've lost it completely over pre-season matches.

 

[changa40]

2003 GF, walked home from Vic Park to Lilydale

thats ****ing crazy!!

should have kept walking to healesville! lol!

 

[yulong]

2003, Southern China.

Found a dirty little Aussie bar to watch the granny during my travels.

Owner was a little fat Pies supporter that had decked the bar out in Black and White with a home-made "Pies for Premiers" sign on a bit of tin he'd stuck to the wall next to the front door. I thought it would be good for a laugh and wasn't dissapointed.

As the final siren sounded he went out to kick the shit out of the sign. Bruised the heel of his right with the first kick and then used the left to smash it up. Unfortunately the last kick cut his left heel and his shoe was filling with blood. Back to the bar for another shot but his Chinese missus was near hysterics so it was of to the bathroom to clean it up.

This is where it got really funny. He took off his shoes and was cleaning up his foot in the sink. This is a small Chinese bathroom by the way. Lost his balance with the foot coming up or down and we all heard a thud and a scream. He'd fallen backward and swinging his right foot down for support had jammed it in the squat toilet. Shoe and all. He was stuck there squelling for about 5 minutes before he managed to manouver himself out.

One of the funniest things I've seen, bloke with his foot stuck in the toilet lying in a pool of piss and cursing Collingwood for his woes.

 

[The Dice Man]

Adelaide game V Richmond this year. Was drinking at a bar in Broadbeach watching the game, started buying doubles as the second half got worse and worse. Had to be across the road at work at 5 and even bought one of those 9% Bulleit cans for the 3 minute walk.

Was so angry that I said **** it and quit my job by 5.30.... on the spot.


(Luckily I had another one lined up, but I did intend to serve the 'two weeks'.

Richmond(and the Grog) made me do it.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

On the walk home through the Fitzroy Gardens after the 98 Grand Final I kicked a tree. Which really hurt, and meant that the horror of watching that game slip away was amplified by the fact that I had a really sore foot.

Must say I'm LOLing hard at the Esserndern 99 Prelim stories here.

I have never celebrated another team's win as hard as I did Carlton's that day.

You beauty Bluebaggers. Thinking about it now still brings a warm feeling in my heart.

 

[-VC-]

As the final siren sounded he went out to kick the shit out of the sign. Bruised the heel of his right with the first kick and then used the left to smash it up. Unfortunately the last kick cut his left heel and his shoe was filling with blood. Back to the bar for another shot but his Chinese missus was near hysterics so it was of to the bathroom to clean it up.

This is where it got really funny. He took off his shoes and was cleaning up his foot in the sink. This is a small Chinese bathroom by the way. Lost his balance with the foot coming up or down and we all heard a thud and a scream. He'd fallen backward and swinging his right foot down for support had jammed it in the squat toilet. Shoe and all. He was stuck there squelling for about 5 minutes before he managed to manouver himself out.

One of the funniest things I've seen, bloke with his foot stuck in the toilet lying in a pool of piss and cursing Collingwood for his woes.

That is a ****ing cracker!

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

After the 2005 Semi Final V Swans at SCG I vomited on the floor at the moment Davis kicked the goal.

I really just could not comprehend what was happening and it was too shocking to deal with. A little kid behind me who had been rather annoying all day started laughing and pointing at me to his family, in a fit of rage I turned around with spew dripping from my mouth and all over my clothes, the most annoying kid chanted 'loser, loser, loser' so i spat the remnants of my vomit over him.
This did not go down well with his father and uncle (i think) who took a swing at me.
Needless to say I went home in the back of a Divy van.
I have bad memories of Sydney whenever someone mentions that godforsaken place.

its a cnt of a joint

In the last quarter of the 98 Grand Final, there was a smart arse Adelaide kid of about 12 who kept taunting North is his shrill little unbroken Alexander Downeresque Adelaide accent.

I called him a dirty little c*** and threatened him with physical harm.

I'm not proud of it, but not particularly ashamed.

After we beat Sydney in 96 I was walking home from the G, pretty boozed and I'd had a few lines of goey (ooh er) and these two Sydney blokes tried to start me on Nicolson Street. I'm normally mild mannered but shouted COME ON THEN and they obviously thought the better of it and actually ran away. I even chased them.

 

[krisholio14]

Yeah the goey will do that to you.

 

[Shmoses]

After we beat Sydney in 96 I was walking home from the G, pretty boozed and I'd had a few lines of goey (ooh er) and these two Sydney blokes tried to start me on Nicolson Street. I'm normally mild mannered but shouted COME ON THEN and they obviously thought the better of it and actually ran away. I even chased them.

hahahaha

 

[Bring-Back-Powell]

Essendon Vs Melbourne, round 13 2007 - Daniher's farewell game as coach.

Emotions were running high due to 4 factors:

1) Daniher's last game - so very devastating to lose.
2) We'd already lost 3 games by under 6 pts
3) We'd lead by 15pts with 4 mins left.
4) I was reasonably pissed off $8 Cougar cups.

Anyway, the siren sounds and I'm standing in disbelief - guttered after another heartbreaking loss. I just needed to be left alone for 10 or so mins. However, an old Essendon supporter in his 70's comes up to me and says "Weren't Essendon outstanding tonight, you've got to applaud them even though you're a Melbourne supporter".
I said to him " F*** off you old C**** you don't realise how much heartbrake Essendon have given Melbourne over the years"

I totally regretted swearing at the harmless old bloke when I left the ground, but footy does these things to you.

So when your team wins, spare a thought for the opposition fans before giving em' crap

 

[Headless]

That game was a shocker.

Lucas. Have hated him since then.

8 seconds.

 

[Mattman93]

Pretty tame compared to some of this sh*t but a group of my dads docker supporter mates have, after a derby loss:
a) Pissed on the eagles team store, and
b) While in freo, pulled an eagles scarf out of a moving car and thrown it on the roof of gino's

 

[Tetrazzini]

I remember a few years back (2005 i think) I was on a school camp and me and a mate (another port fan) wanted to see if we could use the TV in the rec room to watch the last few minutes of Port's match (against kangaroos at manuka on the bus we heard we were 40 something points ahead at half time), the teacher told us no because they wanted us to have a rest before we went out that night (even though we'd been on a bus for about 3 hours), so we walked off and decided to watch it anyway it was real close and my mate swore real loudly when Makepeace scored the goal to put them in front, the teacher heard and he stormed in and started shouting then just as michael wilson had the ball about 50 out from our goal he turned it off, its fair to say we wernt happy, so later at night he was sleeping in his own dorm and a few of us sneaked out and dragged the hose into his dorm we put the hose on that sprinke setting and we put it next to the door, then we shut the door as best we could and then tied the doornob outside to a pole supporting the roof, then we put the hose on full and ran like hell we were safely back in our dorms when we heard his primal scream, he never found out who did it (everyone was banned from going to ten pin bowling the next night what a pity)

 

[Audacious]

Speaking of tantrums, I used to nut it big time a few years ago. I've been in a few very heated moments over the footy. I mean, I've lost it completely over pre-season matches.

yeah i lost it once over the pre-season grand final between West Coast and Carlton. Usually the Eagles play poorly in the pre-season, so i was quite amped for us to beat Carlton. Anyway a close game all day and then we lost.

I grabbed the nearest non-expensive item like i usually do when looking for something to throw. It was my toothbrush. I threw it at a wall about 4 metres away as hard as i could. I missed the wall and the toothbrush hit the door, and got stuck!! Like throwing a knife into a piece of wood, my toothbrush was sticking out of the door. Left a perfectly round hole in the door when i pulled it out. Mum wasnt impressed.