Dude your wife must love you , With that amount of intricate detail you really must be getting a fair bitIf Fogarty was involved in the offer, I'd order a limo and send it to Jack Graham's place, inside will have a first class, one way ticket to Adelaide. When he lands in Adelaide, id have a motorcade ready to escort him to the Adelaide football club. In the transport vehicle there will be a trained masseuse along with a smattering of fine foods so that Jack can have the utmost comfort on his travels.