Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[PowerBaz]

Is that all we have seen of Ken? Has he fronted the media yet?

 

[Cheesey Mac]

"I met Kenny a while ago and when I first spoke to him I thought really highly of him, he speaks well and is a really good person, so he's a massive (part of the decision)."

Hey Brandon, you forgot "father figure and all round daddy".

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[drcollossimo]

"... when Fly came in he was so positive..."

Meanwhile Daddy Donuts;
It's a tough competition we're in and someone has to lose.
Playing finals is scary.

Compare the pear, one is coaching in a Grand Final on Saturday and the other is watching the dishlickers.

It’s the fact, that is what they would both PREFER to be doing that’s the problem

 

[killtaker1993]

No one making $900,000 a year should say 'they got beat' and still keep their job

 

[malcheski]

'That's it, big smiles, everybody's happy.'

 

[Thunderer]

<quote>"he speaks well and is a really good person"</quote>

"IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH"

• Ministry of Truth
• Port Adelaide Ken Hinkley Football Club under David Koch

 

[sobrave]

I mean he could have said how much he's excited to play for Port given the rich history, the passionate fans, the club itself etc etc. But nah it's all about donuts at the ken Hinkley FC home of mediocrity.

 

[Steve Dore]

To be fair, two years in we all thought Donuts was jesus too

Yeah, he was initially quite positive but the signs of his negative mindset were still there. Remember him going all negative in the second half against Geelong in the 2013 semi. Told the players they had to go defensive despite having a four goal lead, 7 to 3. We were behind by 3/4 time.

He has been mostly negative for most of his eleven seasons at Ports which leads me to believe that that is his true personality.

 

[Steve Dore]

It’s the fact, that is what they would both PREFER to be doing that’s the problem

Coaching in an AFL Grand Final would be very scary but watching the dishlickers would be relaxing and better for work life balance. Easy to see which one Daddy Donuts prefers.

 

[sobrave]

Yeah, he was initially quite positive but the signs of his negative mindset were still there. Remember him going all negative in the second half against Geelong in the 2013 semi. Told the players they had to go defensive despite having a four goal lead, 7 to 3. We were behind by 3/4 time.

He has been mostly negative for most of his eleven seasons at Ports which leads me to believe that that is his true personality.

This Geelong team is pretty scary! We can't keep going, better start sandbagging it boys and we might be able to hang on.

What a loser.

 

[Sharaz Jek]

This Geelong team is pretty scary!

Not when Hinkley was playing for them.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Premierships after this weekend:

Billy Frampton

17

Billy Frampton

Age

27

Ht

201cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.1

2star

K

5.1

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

3.1

3star

T

0.7

3star

MG

99.0

2star

D

8.5

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.5

3star

T

0.5

1star

MG

99.0

2star

D

9.2

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.0

3star

MG

107.0

2star

- 1, 40 games
Ken Hinkley - 0, 378 games

 

[Doctor Feel]

Angle park hosting the adelaide cup greyhound races on Friday 6th Oct. Anyone game to go with sack hinkley signs lel

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Ken is actually an excellent communicator when he has to explain why we don't achieve anything in finals

 

[Schulzenfest]

Maybe Kenny's a real good communicator to those like big Charlie and Rioli, who (with respect), aren't amongst the sport's greatest thinkers. He can really connect on their level

Also probably why Brodie Grundy saw right through him.

 

[TeeKray]

Hinkley has never been able to get anything out of solid role players like Frampton. He is unable to fill them with the confidence they need and provide them with a system that utilises them in the most effective way. All he can do is sit there like a loser and hope his stars get it done or he's got nothing.

 

[MrPlow]

Billy frampton

17

Billy Frampton

Age

27

Ht

201cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.1

2star

K

5.1

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

3.1

3star

T

0.7

3star

MG

99.0

2star

D

8.5

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.5

3star

T

0.5

1star

MG

99.0

2star

D

9.2

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.0

3star

MG

107.0

2star

will have played in more grand finals than Robbie gray

9

Robbie Gray

Age

36

Ht

183cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

10.1

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.4

5star

D

13.3

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.6

4star

G

0.6

4star

D

10.4

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

 

[killtaker1993]

Sack Hinkley 10 - Don't know? Sack Hinkley

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Hinkley has never been able to get anything out of solid role players like Frampton. He is unable to fill them with the confidence they need and provide them with a system that utilises them in the most effective way. All he can do is sit there like a loser and hope his stars get it done or he's got nothing.

"I guarantee if we'd played Frampton the result would have been a lot worse"

 

[edgie]

Hinkley has never been able to get anything out of solid role players like Frampton. He is unable to fill them with the confidence they need and provide them with a system that utilises them in the most effective way. All he can do is sit there like a loser and hope his stars get it done or he's got nothing.

How to succeed in Hinkley's system

1. Be naturally gifted to an elite level
2. Consider investing in a Greyhound
3. Like, someone who doesn't really need to be coached. You just know how to play footy good

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[MrPlow]

“Port Adelaide aren’t a systems-based team”

Our whole game plan is literally relying on playing hardery for longery, hoping to score goals via either:

(a) having the kids we draft come in with existing elite skills - because god knows we don’t waste training drills on ball skills; or

(b) having someone like SPP pull a rabbit out of the hat by fending off 3 oppo players and checksiding against the boundary - on this point, I love SPP but I’d rather see our goals come from your traditional mark inside 50 on a lead

 

[El_Scorcho]

Hinkley has never been able to get anything out of solid role players like Frampton. He is unable to fill them with the confidence they need and provide them with a system that utilises them in the most effective way. All he can do is sit there like a loser and hope his stars get it done or he's got nothing.

Nah look Kenny just never had the cattle. He's the victim here. How could a team with Billy Frampton as depth possibly make a Grand Final? Would never happen. I think you'll find that every Grand Final team comes from a list of wall to wall stars.

 

[Us against the rest]

Hinkley has never been able to get anything out of solid role players like Frampton. He is unable to fill them with the confidence they need and provide them with a system that utilises them in the most effective way. All he can do is sit there like a loser and hope his stars get it done or he's got nothing.

To put it simply, Hinkley only likes players that are capable of saving his job like our current midfield, R Gray, Wingard.

We only make finals because we have actual talent not because of Ken's coaching ability.

Hinkley is a straight up loser that hangs his hat on talented footballers, as soon as the drop away or disagree with the donut king they are told to explore their options or are quickly traded away.

 

[Us against the rest]

Wont be long now Zerk, you will be put through the Cultural assimilation program and become the latest member of the cult.