Opinion Sack Hinkley 9 - I Am Become Donuts, Destroyer Of Ports

[tribey]

Nah look Kenny just never had the cattle. He's the victim here. How could a team with Billy Frampton as depth possibly make a Grand Final? Would never happen. I think you'll find that every Grand Final team comes from a list of wall to wall stars.

In keeping with the theme, the absolute randos the Crows have populated their back sixes with in Showdowns we’ve been humiliated in.

Alex Keath a Showdown Medallist. The likes of Kyle Hartigan and Mark Keane looking like Franz Beckenbauer and Paul McGrath — the latter doing it in the absence of Doedee, and you know, being a f#%kin’ Gaelic footballer with five minutes of top flight experience under his belt.

Meanwhile, we have our in-house doyen making excuses for why we haven’t drafted quality backs, even though we could’ve taken an entire team’s worth in 2017 alone.

The Wachowskis have a readymade pitch for the next reboot.

 

[Us against the rest]

I have to wonder what Luke beveridge, Simon Goodwin

Simon Goodwin

Age

47

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.9

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

8.8

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.5

4star

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D

9.4

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

and a few other coaches must really think about the way the Media protect Hinkley, considering their coaching record in finals compared to the loser coach Ken Hinkley.

 

[longdonkey]

Nah look Kenny just never had the cattle. He's the victim here. How could a team with Billy Frampton as depth possibly make a Grand Final? Would never happen. I think you'll find that every Grand Final team comes from a list of wall to wall stars.

Kenny didn't have the cattle because he shot them because they didn't run fast enough.

But it was a great barbeque until Impey drove home.

 

[Ilias M]

Can anyone tell me when the "true believer" started? Because if you are calling the club's failures under Hinkley you are not a true supporter
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[Willsy10]

Billy frampton

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Billy Frampton

Age

27

Ht

201cm

Wt

100kg

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Def

Career

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Last 5

D

9.1

2star

K

5.1

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

3.1

3star

T

0.7

3star

MG

99.0

2star

D

8.5

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.5

3star

T

0.5

1star

MG

99.0

2star

D

9.2

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.0

3star

MG

107.0

2star

will have played in more grand finals than Robbie gray

9

Robbie Gray

Age

36

Ht

183cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Fwd

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Last 5

D

19.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

10.1

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.4

5star

D

13.3

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.6

4star

G

0.6

4star

D

10.4

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

Still a joke he wasn’t selected ahead of brad symes in 07 mind you


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[Launchpad McQuack]

I have to wonder what Luke beveridge, Simon Goodwin and a few other coaches must really think about the way the Media protect Hinkley, considering their coaching record in finals compared to the loser coach Ken Hinkley.

They probably don't give a shit, they are too concerned about winning to get upset about.

Meanwhile the Donut-****er goes full 'Christian Bale vs. lighting guy' on David King for comparing his coaching to the masterpiece Doctor Feel created in the Bay 333 shitter.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Alex Keath a Showdown Medallist. The likes of Kyle Hartigan and Mark Keane looking like Franz Beckenbauer and Paul McGrath — the latter doing it in the absence of Doedee, and you know, being a f#%kin’ Gaelic footballer with five minutes of top flight experience under his belt.

Oof I have to throw up the react for Paul McGrath here.

Occasionally we do have good honest players doing excellent things in a role playing capacity, like say, your Frank Evans shaping up to be the Josh Mahoney of his era, oh wait, dropped. Or even a positional convert like D-Willy showing the composure of a prime Tiger Woods down back... oh wait dropped as well. Sam Hayes bucking the trend set by his teammates and not gifting his direct opponent a Tua-Tyreek level connection with his midfielders. Dropped.

At least the players we selected instead were a) fit and b) in form. Right?

 

[El_Scorcho]

Can anyone tell me when the "true believer" started? Because if you are calling the club's failures under Hinkley you are not a true supporter

It's always been used but for most of our AFL history we didn't have 80% of the supporter base up in arms about how the club is run with 10% of what's left assigning themselves the role of protectors of David Koch and Ken Hinkley at all costs.

 

[Steve Dore]

Can anyone tell me when the "true believer" started? Because if you are calling the club's failures under Hinkley you are not a true supporter
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As El_Scorcho posted above, it's always been used and was incorporated in the lyrics of our new club song when we entered the AFL. It used to be a reference to those members and supporters who believed that we "exist to win premierships". Unfortunately under Koch's reign it has become to refer to those Kool-Aid guzzling happily clappers who have fully bought into the cult of the great Kenny Hinkley. In my mind it has become a derogatory term and I cringe when ever I see the club, or their paid mouthpiece Rucci, use it.

 

[Grave Danger]

As El_Scorcho posted above, it's always been used and was incorporated in the lyrics of our new club song when we entered the AFL. It used to be a reference to those members and supporters who believed that we "exist to win premierships". Unfortunately under Koch's reign it has become to refer to those Kool-Aid guzzling happily clappers who have fully bought into the cult of the great Kenny Hinkley. In my mind it has become a derogatory term and I cringe when ever I see the club, or their paid mouthpiece Rucci, use it.

Other franchises/subscription services call them "valued customers"

 

[PowerBaz]

How many days since he last appeared to front the media.... or does he just do as usual and wait until it all blows over.....

 

[PowerLil]

How many days since he last appeared to front the media.... or does he just do as usual and wait until it all blows over.....

Normally does an interview in the post week. Hasn't even had the guts to do that this year. Pathetic and gutless to boot as well as can't coach.

 

[wgt]

Normally does an interview in the post week. Hasn't even had the guts to do that this year. Pathetic and gutless to boot as well as can't coach.

i mean whats the hardest question anyone has asked him the last 2 years? its a joke when the only guy in the room is a paid employee of the pafc. Everything this staged managed as to protect him, unfortunately for him he got caught at the airport when he got caught-out with all his oppenheimer garbage, if that didnt happen then you would have never heard about it through his media mates.

 

[PowerLil]

i mean whats the hardest question anyone has asked him the last 2 years? its a joke when the only guy in the room is a paid employee of the pafc. Everything this staged managed as to protect him, unfortunately for him he got caught at the airport when he got caught-out with all his oppenheimer garbage, if that didnt happen then you would have never heard about it through his media mates.

This guy contacts journos and media personalities when the narrative is even the tiniest bit negative. That tells you everything you need to know.

 

[drcollossimo]

Normally does an interview in the post week. Hasn't even had the guts to do that this year. Pathetic and gutless to boot as well as can't coach.

The Club is protecting him but just think about that

“Our club” or so the propoaganda says is keeping its head coach away from media for fear his answers (or non answers) will anger a portion of the rank and file and so are not bothering or are waiting until tempers cool

I mean how fragile is the ego of this guy that he can’t handle criticism from people he is desperately trying to pretend he doesn’t care about

How can anyone objectively look at that and think that’s fair and reasonable for a professional sporting organisation the prides itself on “member engagement” to do

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Normally does an interview in the post week. Hasn't even had the guts to do that this year. Pathetic and gutless to boot as well as can't coach.

He's waiting til trade week so he can say "I'm not here to talk about 2023, we have 3 exciting players choosing to come to Alberton and we are fully focused on 2024".

 

[sobrave]

How many days since he last appeared to front the media.... or does he just do as usual and wait until it all blows over.....

Being paid close to a million bucks a year and can't even front up to swat away a few softballs from rucci

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Just so you know, Ken Hinkley is not 60 for another 3 years

 

[Harlott]

Just so you know, Ken Hinkley is not 60 for another 3 years

Laying the prep work.

 

[PowerLil]

Fagan is not a total embarrassment. Age has nothing to do with it.

 

[sobrave]

Just so you know, Ken Hinkley is not 60 for another 3 years

never knew old mate fages was born in Queenstown!

there ya go...

 

[killtaker1993]

Keith Richards looks healthier than Hinkley at the moment.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

A perfectly cromulent tagging job on Simon Black is not worth having to put up with this.

 

[MrPower]

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[Steve Dore]

Keith Richards looks healthier than Hinkley at the moment.

"The cigarettes I gave up in 2019, I haven’t touched them since,” Richards explains. “I gave up heroin in 1978. I gave up cocaine in 2006. I still like a drink occasionally.” - Keith Richards

Keith still has a drink occasionally yet Hinkley is teetotal. Doesn't say.much for the health benefits of Coke Zero.

“It’s a unique experience for me”: Keith Richards on his new clean lifestyle

Keith Richards has said he is “trying to enjoy” his new clean lifestyle away from drugs and alcohol, describing it as a “unique experience”.

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