Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S36 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ 🎰 - Viva Las Bears - Congratulations Millky95 BnF Winner 🐻

[Art Vandelay_]

I was born without tear ducts. So I don't cry, I just get stabby.

 

[Matera92]

I was born without tear ducts. So I don't cry, I just get stabby.

 

[Senor M]

I was born without tear ducts. So I don't cry, I just get stabby.

MWPP — should we be concerned about Art’s lack of tear ducts?

 

[tony]

Art Vandelay_ Cap CountryLad Dingster Electronic_Renaissance Fizzler Grin guero HawkPatrol I Dont Care Jezmiester40 JoseMourinho JoshWoodenSpoon kane249 Matera92 Millky95 Muddiemoose MWPP RonnieRaven RookiePick Senor M Shadow Man Tandy Test Tickle Tommycash ​

 

[Ted Lasso]

Well, howdy there, my determined Bears! Gather 'round, gather 'round. Now, I know, I know, it wasn't the result we were hopin' for on the weekend. We came mighty close to those Swamprats, our familiar Las Vegas foes, but they snatched victory by just 5 points. But hey, if we're gonna lose to anyone, might as well be those fellas, right? Yeah, I guess not.

Now, let's talk about our starts, folks. It seems like we've been collectin' bad starts like they're souvenirs lately. Maybe we should start each match with a warm-up dance-off or a game of "rock, paper, scissors" just to keep things interesting!

Speaking of starts, I've got a little story for y'all. Back in Kansas, we once began a match so poorly that the opposition thought we were performing a comedy act. They even tried to toss us clown noses, thinking we were the local circus troupe! We had to kindly decline and remind 'em it's qooty we're playing!

Now, about our dear I Dont Care. My friend, I know you like to keep things interesting, but givin' away 5 free kicks in one game? Well, I reckon you're just a charitable soul, helpin' out the opposition a bit. Next time, let's stick to charity off the field, shall we?

And how 'bout Jezmiester40, huh? After 200 games, he finally won a hitout. It's like seein' a unicorn ride a rainbow! But hey, we love him for it, and it just goes to show that it's never too late for firsts, even after 200 games.

Now, despite the result, I want y'all to keep your chins up and your spirits high. We showed some real fight out there, and that's somethin' to be proud of. The best stories often come from the toughest battles, and the weekend's match was just another chapter in our journey.

So, let's dust off those boots, Bear down, and get ready for the next one. We may have lost on the weekend, but we're one step closer to our next victory. Remember, it's not about how many times you fall; it's about how many times you get back up. Onward, my Bears, to brighter days and more unforgettable stories! ​

 

[MWPP]

MWPP — should we be concerned about Art’s lack of tear ducts?

Being born with blocked tear ducts is reasonably common
Being born without them altogether exists but it’s much rarer
The main symptom is dry eyes
Something I’m sure Matera92 can help manage

 

[Tandy]

Very interested to read the article about JWS opening up about life. So much to learn

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Very interested to read the article about JWS opening up about life. So much to learn

Steal stuff.
Live in a sauna.
Take up a craft.

 

[tony]

Art Vandelay_ Cap CountryLad Dingster Electronic_Renaissance Fizzler Grin guero HawkPatrol I Dont Care Jezmiester40 JoseMourinho JoshWoodenSpoon kane249 Matera92 Millky95 Muddiemoose MWPP RonnieRaven RookiePick Senor M Shadow Man Tandy Test Tickle Tommycash​

 

[Ted Lasso]

Howdy, my persevering Bears! Well, we didn't quite pull off the victory against the Wonders this time, but let me tell ya, it was a match that had more twists than a pretzel at a carnival. We fell short by 8 points, and I gotta hand it to the Wonders – they sure are a cheesy bunch!

Now, speaking of cheesy, there's this fella on the opposition, goes by the name Cheese. I reckon he's the cheesiest thing since a bucket of nachos at the movies. But hey, we gave 'em a run for their cheese, and that's what counts!

You know, we almost pulled off a miracle comeback there at the end. It was like watchin' a suspenseful movie, and right when you think the hero's down for the count, they rally back! Unfortunately, time ran out on us this time, but I want y'all to remember one thing – we always believe we can win, no matter the odds, and that's what makes us Bears.

Now, gather 'round for a little story. Back in my coaching days in Kansas, we had a game where the scoreboard clock broke. We had no idea how much time was left, but we kept playin' like there was no tomorrow. Turned out, the clock had been stuck for the last 10 minutes! We thought we were in overtime when, in reality, we'd won the game ages ago. So, you see, it's all about keepin' that belief and givin' it your all, no matter how much time's on the clock.

So, Bears, even though this one slipped through our fingers like a greased pig at the county fair, remember that we're always in it together. We'll learn from this, keep our spirits high, and get ready for the next adventure on that qooty field.

Onward, my magnificent Bears, because the best is yet to come! ​

 

[tony]

Stats after Rd 9

Rankings are based on DT points

kane249, the number 2 back pocket in the league, always a step behind, but hey, at least he's consistent!

Back Pockets	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
KANE249	9	0	47	17	42	12	3	4	4	2	89	341

Looks like JoshWoodenSpoon is stirring up quite the reputation as the 6th best full back, maybe he should trade in his wooden spoon for a silver one and aim higher!

Fullbacks	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
JOSHWOODEN	9	0	28	36	30	3	1	3	0	0	58	256

Dingster may be ranked number 2, but if the most handsome man in Sweet spent less time posing for the camera man and more time on the field, he'd easily snatch that number 1 spot

Half Back Flank	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
DINGSTER	9	0	60	39	58	8	8	5	0	2	118	440

Test Tickle may be ranked number 1, but it's probably because opponents are too busy trying to figure out if his name's a riddle or a challenge!

Center Half Back	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
TEST TICKL	9	4	76	31	60	7	2	6	0	0	136	457

guero and RonnieRaven are the No 1 and 2 wingman in the comp. Boys any chance you can help me out and help me with a plus one for the BnF

Wing	Club	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
GUERO	LVB	9	0	97	42	96	15	8	8	13	3	193	734
RONNIERAVE	LVB	9	2	109	46	94	13	10	14	7	1	203	718

Tandy, is ranked the 8th best in the league at center, maybe if he spent less time peddling 30 year old items at his store, he'd have more time to get a touch or two!

Center	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
TANDY	9	0	78	35	78	14	2	9	5	3	156	559

JoseMourinho has moved from parking the bus to scoring goals on the half-forward flank, looks like he's finally traded in his bus pass for a pair of goal scoring boots! (Ranked 4th)

Half Forward Flank	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
JOSEMOURIN	9	0	66	34	46	7	4	6	9	4	112	464

Art Vandelay_ is ranked 3rd, not bad for someone who spends most of the game trying to stop Matera from kicking any goals

Center Half Forward	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
ART VANDEL	8	0	53	36	60	11	3	9	9	2	113	463

Clearly, Jezmiester40 (8th) is the curry puff magician, using delicious distractions to let MWPP (1st) sneak into that top spot unnoticed

Forward Pocket	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
MWPP	9	0	38	7	13	8	3	3	18	13	51	308
JEZMIESTER	9	6	27	4	4	6	4	3	12	9	31	207

Matera92 is ranked 4th, 14 goals behind a guy who has played 1 less game, maybe Art was right all along about Matera

Full Forward	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
MATERA92	9	0	58	5	6	11	0	4	30	23	64	436

Cap might be 2nd in the rankings but no 1 for hitouts in the comp

RUCK	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
CAP	9	119	92	5	83	22	15	12	9	2	175	699

Millky95, is at number 2 for ruck rovers, proving that even in the galaxy of ruck rovers, he's shining as bright as the Milky Way!

Ruck Rover	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
MILLKY95	9	0	71	6	86	44	26	5	10	5	157	655

Senor M showing everyone how to rove like a true number 1, he's got a magnetic attraction to the qooty

Rover	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
SENOR M	9	0	95	0	88	55	39	11	9	11	183	752

 

[Tandy]

Great work guys, good to see all the hard work paying off. Nothing like a Vegas pre season

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Stats after Rd 9

Rankings are based on DT points

kane249, the number 2 back pocket in the league, always a step behind, but hey, at least he's consistent!

Back Pockets	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
KANE249	9	0	47	17	42	12	3	4	4	2	89	341

Looks like JoshWoodenSpoon is stirring up quite the reputation as the 6th best full back, maybe he should trade in his wooden spoon for a silver one and aim higher!

Fullbacks	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
JOSHWOODEN	9	0	28	36	30	3	1	3	0	0	58	256

Dingster may be ranked number 2, but if the most handsome man in Sweet spent less time posing for the camera man and more time on the field, he'd easily snatch that number 1 spot

Half Back Flank	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
DINGSTER	9	0	60	39	58	8	8	5	0	2	118	440

Test Tickle may be ranked number 1, but it's probably because opponents are too busy trying to figure out if his name's a riddle or a challenge!

Center Half Back	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
TEST TICKL	9	4	76	31	60	7	2	6	0	0	136	457

guero and RonnieRaven are the No 1 and 2 wingman in the comp. Boys any chance you can help me out and help me with a plus one for the BnF

Wing	Club	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
GUERO	LVB	9	0	97	42	96	15	8	8	13	3	193	734
RONNIERAVE	LVB	9	2	109	46	94	13	10	14	7	1	203	718

Tandy, is ranked the 8th best in the league at center, maybe if he spent less time peddling 30 year old items at his store, he'd have more time to get a touch or two!

Center	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
TANDY	9	0	78	35	78	14	2	9	5	3	156	559

JoseMourinho has moved from parking the bus to scoring goals on the half-forward flank, looks like he's finally traded in his bus pass for a pair of goal scoring boots! (Ranked 4th)

Half Forward Flank	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
JOSEMOURIN	9	0	66	34	46	7	4	6	9	4	112	464

Art Vandelay_ is ranked 3rd, not bad for someone who spends most of the game trying to stop Matera from kicking any goals

Center Half Forward	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
ART VANDEL	8	0	53	36	60	11	3	9	9	2	113	463

Clearly, Jezmiester40 (8th) is the curry puff magician, using delicious distractions to let MWPP (1st) sneak into that top spot unnoticed

Forward Pocket	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
MWPP	9	0	38	7	13	8	3	3	18	13	51	308
JEZMIESTER	9	6	27	4	4	6	4	3	12	9	31	207

Matera92 is ranked 4th, 14 goals behind a guy who has played 1 less game, maybe Art was right all along about Matera

Full Forward	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
MATERA92	9	0	58	5	6	11	0	4	30	23	64	436

Cap might be 2nd in the rankings but no 1 for hitouts in the comp

RUCK	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
CAP	9	119	92	5	83	22	15	12	9	2	175	699

Millky95, is at number 2 for ruck rovers, proving that even in the galaxy of ruck rovers, he's shining as bright as the Milky Way!

Ruck Rover	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
MILLKY95	9	0	71	6	86	44	26	5	10	5	157	655

Senor M showing everyone how to rove like a true number 1, he's got a magnetic attraction to the qooty

Rover	Games	HO	K	M	HB	T	FF	FA	G	B	D	DT
SENOR M	9	0	95	0	88	55	39	11	9	11	183	752

That's just good qooty!

 

[JoseMourinho]

Can't wait to win the brownlow - next round 18 goals.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Hey Lasso!

How about spending more time coaching the game instead of watching the rodeo. You didn't activate the super-sub.

Electronic_Renaissan 0 (Off) Total : 0%

The result speaks for itself.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Electronic_Renaissan 0 (Off) Total : 0%

Read this as Electronic_Russian

I'm excited.

 

[Millky95]

Hey Lasso!

How about spending more time coaching the game instead of watching the rodeo. You didn't activate the super-sub.

Electronic_Renaissan 0 (Off) Total : 0%

The result speaks for itself.

It's a bold coaching move to keep you rested for finals in round bloody 9

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Read this as Electronic_Russian

I'm excited.

I'll be whatever you want me to be. You know that Joshy.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

@Matera92 is ranked 4th, 14 goals behind a guy who has played 1 less game, maybe Art was right all along about Matera

@Art Vandelay_ is ranked 3rd, not bad for someone who spends most of the game trying to stop Matera from kicking any goals

 

[RookiePick]

Sorry gang. I've been O/S for 2 weeks.

Can't see us dropping 3 on the trot so lock in the 4 points this Sunday.

Go Bears!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Only lasted 9 rounds as the spearhead.
What a hack.

 

[tony]

Only lasted 9 rounds as the spearhead.
What a hack.

I'm surprised he lasted even that long.

 

[Ted Lasso]

Hey Lasso!

How about spending more time coaching the game instead of watching the rodeo. You didn't activate the super-sub.

Electronic_Renaissan 0 (Off) Total : 0%

The result speaks for itself.

You seemed to be enjoying your nap on the bench so much that I didn't want to disturb you.

 

[tony]

Catching up on our Posting Stats over the last 3 weeks, Joshy, Ding and Millky were the top posters over the last 3 weeks.
Our numbers have slightly gone down over the last few weeks but we are still doing a very good job. Keep up the good work Bears.

 

[tony]