Autopsy 2023 Rd 13 Another loss. Devoid of headline material

[Foucault1989]

No way Ed plays again! Like seriously we need to mix up this slow ass midfield, get Dow starting, put J Boyd in there, give Cripps a couple weeks off (he’s cooked) Piss young off! I honestly don’t know where we go from here!!!!!

We have Young signed up for 3 years.

 

[Worm4]

This group , collectively as a team, don't deserve our attendance any more.
Vote with your feet and do not show up. Send a clear message that we are not putting up with this crap on a weekly basis.
What they are dishing up is beyond comprehension.
In other events , Aussies won the world championship test cricket match against the Indians. Was good to watch

 

[52Goals4inGranny]

Our captain is pathetic. Not even a whimper. He stands up on instagram but not for our club while we are getting belted in the middle.

Our club is rotten, pathetic front runner show ponies with ZERO heart.

Started with the "fab four" years ago and has permeated through our culture to these players.

Clean the shithole out and try to salvage some pride and ****ing respect for our jumper and supporters.

****ing embarrasing

 

[CFC_#17]

How is Ed Curnow 0 tackles has that ever happened for a tagger

 

[prisoner777]

I honestly thought they would turn the corner tonight but after another half dominated where we can't kick straight to save ourselves leads to us being behind on the scoreboard at half time, they simply gave up the instant Essendon got a couple of quick ones after half time and let it decide the match.

Simply pathetic leadership from all our core midfield and defensively leaders. I want a club statement they will be launching a review into the entire football department that will be completed by year's end. Some serious changes need to occur with the playing list and coaching group at year's end if we are to achieve anything from.the weitering, Curnow, McKay core group.

Cripps needs to be dropped, he is genuinely a liability to the midfield atm hasn't had a good game all year and is hurting us too much when the opposition has the ball I sincerely hope he is injured because if he is not putting in on purpose the club is stuffed.

Dow simply has to play the rest of the year now, that final term we completely dominated out of the middle for.the 1st time all game if the forwards actually took their chances it was enough to get back into it but I'm kind of glad they didn't because the last thing we needed was.a.spirited.fightback to take the pressure off.

Neatly put.

 

[CupperTea]

Kick straight, we win. Don’t go -14 in the free kick count and we win fairly comfortably. Neither of those things has anything to do with Voss

 

[Pablito]

Amazing to think that you could be so loyal after witnessing that.
Best of luck Pab, we are light years off the pace. That was horrific!

I checked out emotionally last year. As much as I would like to rant about a few shocking decisions Voss made today, he defs wasn't the reason we lost.

It's easier to look at it objectively when you take emotion out of it. Also better for your heart.

 

[passmark]

Does Scott Boland play footy?

 

[Fridge42]

6.16 - surely the head of high performance, responsible for mental and physical performance, has something to answer for?

They aren’t easy shots though. Either from 50 on the run or snaps under pressure.

It’s our forward entry’s which are putrid causing the points.

Either way we are absolutely cooked.

 

[berisha]

If anything was good to see Weitering continue his confidence building. Liked Kemp's game for the most part. Good effort from Dow even though the game was shot.

 

[Foucault1989]

Does Scott Borland play footy?

Would love Barrell coming off the square

 

[HereComesJuddy]

* me we have some soft supporters

Yes this is is hard and ugly, but grow some balls. We have to keep working through this s**t because you just drown in it.

The list is a lot better than where we are atm. This season unfortunately is looking done, so let’s start on next year.

Some delusional supporters too

 

[__Bobcat__]

I think Voss should walk for his own sanity, and just say these players are uncoachable.
They can’t even execute the basic skills of footy, and I don’t see how that’s on the coach.

Strange isnt it last year we were 8/3 until Vossy put his Gloss on the game.

 

[prisoner777]

Our captain is pathetic. Not even a whimper. He stands up on instagram but not for our club while we are getting belted in the middle.

Our club is rotten, pathetic front runner show ponies with ZERO heart.

Started with the "fab four" years ago and has permeated through our culture to these players.

Clean the shithole out and try to salvage some pride and ******* respect for our jumper and supporters.

******* embarrasing

I suspect Crippa has been worn down by our reliance on him, much like happened with Juddy. Too much heavy lifting left to one person and eventually they don't have it anymore.

 

[Gez1969]

33 tackles.

 

[BlueZombie]

We have no leaders at this club. None.

 

[KnaveyBlue]

Cuck Football Club.

All our blokes are hoping someone else does the job.

 

[Pablito]

Why was young on Peter wright instead of Weitering that’s coaching.

Yep agreed I thought it was weird how Young was on Wright for most of the game. That also may have been a defence coaches decision though.

 

[DollarsandSense]

I love you CFC. But I don’t like you at the moment.

 

[passmark]

33 tackles.

Unforgivable.
Effort takes no skill

 

[AndyWalkersGirl]

Our captain is pathetic. Not even a whimper. He stands up on instagram but not for our club while we are getting belted in the middle.

Our club is rotten, pathetic front runner show ponies with ZERO heart.

Started with the "fab four" years ago and has permeated through our culture to these players.

Clean the shithole out and try to salvage some pride and ******* respect for our jumper and supporters.

******* embarrasing

I cannot stand to see our players having a laugh with opposition players after a game like that. Especially hate when it's our captain. I just want them to feel some slight disappointment like we do.

He won a Brownlow last year. One of my favourite players but I think his time has come.

 

[slashin_velvet]

They aren’t easy shots though. Either from 50 on the run or snaps under pressure.

It’s our forward entry’s which are putrid causing the points.

Either way we are absolutely cooked.

Harry snaps around his body from 30 out and doesn't make the distance. We missed set shots throughout the game.

The long bombs in hope are coaching, but they now have form on inaccuracy.

 

[TheNudist]

Voss keeps using the word ‘nourished’ during the post-match presser. It must be a strange tic of his. Here’s some examples I’ve transcribed:

‘I felt nourishment from our consistent effort notwithstanding the result’

‘Our ball movement was ungainly at times, but the desire to move the ball quickly was immensely nourishing for me’

‘The group is definitely united. If I had to use one word to describe how the players are feeling at the moment it would be nourished’

‘I received nourishment from our determination to win it at the contest in the last quarter’

‘The boys are yearning for success and the nourishment that comes from it’

‘I think I’m the right man for the job. I won’t listen to outside noise. I’m here to inject nourishment into this playing group. I want these boys to be nourished by me’

 

[ctwenty1]

Some delusional supporters too

Yeah maybe

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

Kick straight, we win. Don’t go -14 in the free kick count and we win fairly comfortably. Neither of those things has anything to do with Voss

In a one off. You're absolutely 100% correct.

In a theme as long as 13 games or whatever we are at now - you absolutely target training standards and skills focuses and then confidence levels and player focuses. Which is all under the job description of the coach.


Oh wait no. No I'm wrong sorry. Coaches are only there for the press conference catch phrases. I think Voss is winning that kpi. Nourishment is one for the ages.