Rumour 2023 Rumours and Speculation (Rumours total 33!, 1 BIG FISH ALERT last October 4th) (7 confirmed! 11 Busted!)

[Danger in Texas]

Not sure if mentioned, been lots of posts I haven't been able to catch up - but a guy at works reckons Oliver got an infection after giving himself a dodgy tattoo on his foot which was half the reason he was out for so long and when Melbourne told him to pull his finger or ship out he's said 'ok seeya'

Just what I was told -

His source is Tom Morris

 

[radiojake]

His source is Tom Morris

Ah right I missed that then

 

[Cap]

I can only assume not enough adverts were being heard on trade radio from Adelaide and they needed to think of something

 

[1990crow]

I loved this sentence in that article:

Geelong is also disciplined with its salary cap spending and generally has funds to use...

Yes, we've noticed this, haven't we?

New house Geelong player moves in seems to mircousely always have a 10kg buried nugget of gold in the back yard.

Strange.

 

[1990crow]

Essendon could offer 15 first round picks and I will still say no; Dees fans would burn the place down.

Adelaide I have no qualms with.

Plus with Ben McKay stupid offer, Gresham, Redman (keeping) you'd think they couldn't afford.

 

[Large 1]

This board reminds me a lonely guy who has just been hit up by a “Victorian secret model” on Tinder.

Sure it is most likely a catfish who will fleece us of our savings, but we are willing to forget that in the slight chance we could have a hot date with a beautiful woman who is contacting us because our picture of a slightly overweight middle-aged man is actually “her thing”.

 

[1990crow]

This board reminds me a lonely guy who has just been hit up by a “Victorian secret model” on Tinder.

Sure it most likely a catfish who will fleece us of our savings, but we are willing to forget that in the slight chance we could have a hot date with a beautiful woman who is contacting us because our picture of a slightly overweight middle-aged man is actually “her thing”.

Speak for yourself!

 

[Runnin Blue]

This board reminds me a lonely guy who has just been hit up by a “Victorian secret model” on Tinder.

Sure it most likely a catfish who will fleece us of our savings, but we are willing to forget that in the slight chance we could have a hot date with a beautiful woman who is contacting us because our picture of a slightly overweight middle-aged man is actually “her thing”.

Perfect analogy except I struggle to picture a Victoria Secrets model and Clayton Oliver in a comparison.

 

[JimmyTheScoop]

Is this a quote from Oliver?

 

[feenix67]

Is this a quote from Oliver?

Did notice that

 

[Golumless]

Is this a quote from Oliver?

If so, he's in contention for the humblest man in the universe

 

[croweater 41]

Is this a quote from Oliver?

 

[Crow-eater]

Is this a quote from Oliver?

I think it's just poorly worded by the author.

 

[1990crow]

Did notice that

Put it this way. I'm mildly looking forward to 2024. Not expecting a top 4 spot though.

Get Oliver and it changes our prospects dramatically.

 

[Samcro24]

You sound like you have never seen the mighty legs guernsey ?

Here’s a pic of Pedlar I mocked up to help …

Who’s this lady?

 

[skam85]

I'm currently torn between these two gifs re Oliver

 

[Soggy2112]

I don’t know about you but mentally I’m into convince yourself there’s absolutely no way this is true so you don’t get hurt when it doesn’t happen mode.

But oh my god imagine how good this would be for us.

 

[feenix67]

Noone has yet mentioned Roo and Goody being mates and business partners. I'm sure there has been chats, if this is actually a real thing.

 

[Samcro24]

Is this a quote from Oliver?

Someone’s taking the piss.

Hey Bob, I’m about to post an article. Go hit refresh on the Adelaide BF board in 5 for the lols.

 

[Runnin Blue]

Is this a quote from Oliver?

 

[1990crow]

Noone has yet mentioned Roo and Goody being mates and business partners. I'm sure there has been chats, if this is actually a real thing.

Roo: (deep nasal clear) urghegheh Goody maaaaate. You blokes got a flag in 2021 because we let you have Jakey boy.
Can you help us out?

 

[Scorpus]

Noone has yet mentioned Roo and Goody being mates and business partners. I'm sure there has been chats, if this is actually a real thing.

Why would this help us?

If Goodwin wanted to turf Oliver are you suggesting he would bamboozle his good mate and business partner into taking him?

 

[feenix67]

Why would this help us?

If Goodwin wanted to turf Oliver are you suggesting he would bamboozle his good mate and business partner into taking him?

I'm sure it would give us an insight.

 

[Betts are off]

Plus with Ben McKay stupid offer, Gresham, Redman (keeping) you'd think they couldn't afford.

Far out you and I are in sink today, I was literally just typing that!

Also, can't imagine Parish wouldn't have been cheap

 

[Crowbling]

The last time this happened I almost prematurely named my son Jeremy Cameron

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Jeremy Cameron

Age

31

Ht

196cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

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12.5

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

2.6

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

2.9

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.4

4star

G

2.0

5star

.

I am not falling for this again.