Rumour 2023 Rumours and Speculation (Rumours total 33!, 1 BIG FISH ALERT last October 4th) (7 confirmed! 11 Busted!)

[texanmike]

The last time this happened I almost prematurely named my son Jeremy Cameron.

I am not falling for this again.

dont forget luke parker

 

[Betts are off]

The last time this happened I almost prematurely named my son Jeremy Cameron.

I am not falling for this again.

How is your other son Izak doing?

 

[1990crow]

How is your other son Izak doing?

About as well as Parker.

 

[GreyCrow]

Mate, at this point i'm just happy to see the smoke.

If we went through the entire trade period talking about how we get the Burgess deal done I would have thrown my laptop into the river.

4D chess by the Crows

" Listen, BigFooty Adelaide fans are underwhelmed by the Burgess news , some going as far as posting Larry David gifs , what can we do to distract them. Another post talked about Oliver let's put that out there "

Trade period goes by and Burgess is our big fish landed and we all walk away thinking we won the trade period

 

[whattagun07]

poll is flipping hilarious.
if we get oliver, I will consume my headwear

 

[GROTTO]

This board reminds me a lonely guy who has just been hit up by a “Victorian secret model” on Tinder.

Sure it most likely a catfish who will fleece us of our savings, but we are willing to forget that in the slight chance we could have a hot date with a beautiful woman who is contacting us because our picture of a slightly overweight middle-aged man is actually “her thing”.

Speak for yourself, I have a very engaging life at the moment.

 

[lincsPJ]

Imagine Oliver and Parker streaming out of the centre and hitting up Cameron.

 

[1990crow]

Imagine Oliver and Parker streaming out of the centre and hitting up Cameron.

Geelong get another flag? Lame.

 

[I Lost My Keays]

I’m not giving any form of hopes up.

 

[MsTopG]

POTENTIAL OLIVER SUITORS — AND WHAT THEY COULD OFFER

As aforementioned, a lot has to play out before we officially get to this stage. But the fact the Dees have already fielded calls means there’s belief from rivals they can do an Oliver deal.

One club that would make sense for both them and Oliver would be Adelaide — a club that almost played finals ahead of external expectations this year that needs a star inside midfielder and has a fitness boss who could help Oliver out.

The Crows under coach Matthew Nicks made significant inroads in 2023, finishing 10th with an 11-12 record but a percentage of 116.8 — the fourth-best in the competition. Yet they were also a mid-table team for clearances and contested possessions, while they were 14th for opposition points from clearance.

The Crows’ forward line is stacked and their defence is young but emerging, but Oliver feels like he would complement the on-ball brigade of skipper Jordan Dawson, Matt Crouch and Rory Laird.

Adelaide also holds Pick 9, so could package that selection with its future first — and maybe a player too — for Oliver.

‘Staggering’ trade development explained — and clubs who’d be best placed to make play for Dees star

‘Staggering’ trade bombshell explained… and who could actually land $7m AFL star

www.foxsports.com.au

ROB and McAdam + pick 9 and 12-13(from bundling our 2nd rounders) for Oliver and Petty.

 

[Alwaysacrow]

I'm not religious but I'm willing to get on my knees and pray.

 

[Soggy2112]

ROB and McAdam + pick 9 and 12-13 for Oliver and Petty. Bundle our 2nd rounders for a 1st( pick 12-13). Melb can then use those picks to move up the draft.

Melbourne couldn’t make Grundy work because he could only play ruck.

How would ROB appeal to Melbourne?

 

[GreyCrow]

It's like Xmas Eve . You can see the box , you start imagining it's Matchbox Complete Car Collection but next day find out Bali knock off of Complete Hawt Wheels collection

 

[Samcro24]

The last time this happened I almost prematurely named my son Jeremy Cameron.

I am not falling for this again.

I’m about to tattoo “Clarry” on my foot

 

[MsTopG]

Melbourne couldn’t make Grundy work because he could only play ruck.

How would ROB appeal to Melbourne?

They want another ruck apparently as backup for Max. Not sure why they do but they can have ROB.

 

[1990crow]

I’m about to tattoo “Clarry” on my foot

Don't do it yourself..

 

[dogs105]

Just a question for the sell the farm advocates, a proposed series of trades on another board has us trading for 4 from GC, then packaging that with 9 and Thilthorpe for Oliver.

Overall cost is pick 9, F1, 4 2nd round picks and Riley Thilthorpe. Is that too much?

 

[Samcro24]

Don't do it yourself..

Yes, myself

 

[BRL121]

I think it's just poorly worded by the author.

Deliberately so, in order to overexcite this board more.

 

[1990crow]

Just a question for the sell the farm advocates, a proposed series of trades on another board has us trading for 4 from GC, then packaging that with 9 and Thilthorpe for Oliver.

Overall cost is pick 9, F1, 4 2nd round picks and Riley Thilthorpe. Is that too much?

Yes. Throwing Thilthorpe in is like selling 2 farms.

 

[DangerSloane]

Something that hasnt be explored or questioned yet, I would want to know how many strikes for taking drugs that a player has had before we traded heavy for him.

Im fine for selling the farm, but we need to know the worst case scenarios here.

No such thing as strikes if you pre-warn em you're getting trashed.

 

[baldandbroke]

Who’s this lady?

Brave.

 

[BRL121]

Far out you and I are in sink today, I was literally just typing that!

Also, can't imagine Parish wouldn't have been cheap

Sink hole?

 

[GreyCrow]

I’m about to tattoo “Clarry” on my foot

I hope he changes his name to Greg

 

[Samcro24]

Brave.