Certified Legendary Thread 2nd Ashes Test England v Australia June 28-July 2 1930hrs @ Lords

[grumbleguts]

If tongue is accurate then I'm banging Taylor Swift

Ew! Why would anyone want to do that? Is the makeup only from the shoulders up? You'd have to chisel your way through otherwise.

 

[CakeEater]

This has got to be exhausting bowling so many bouncers?

Hes used to it from doing throwdowns all day

 

[TigerCraig]

Very defensive, won't go toe to toe with Australia.

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I'm not entertained

 

[The King!]

Has been cooked for years. Impressive he’s even out there

cheers , be better for a few overs if he can than this junk

 

[Joffaboy]

Ew! Why would anyone want to do that? Is the makeup only from the shoulders up? You'd have to chisel your way through otherwise.

Jesus, you must be travelling well.

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[Andrew Mc]

Have to aim for at least 450. Punter is right, this pitch won't be that bad to bat on tomorrow

Wouldn't worry me if we batted until stumps tomorrow. Destroy the bowlers.

 

[Soggy2112]

Smith looks like he’s batting on a bowling machine against Robinson at the moment. Might as well bring the offies back.

 

[Bedi]

We'll be looking at 400+

400 on the dot i'm hoping

 

[Joffaboy]

I'm not entertained

Cricket obviously can't be saved.

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[JackOutback]

He's cooked 2 elbow Recos doesn't bode well

That makes me sad.

 

[Jimmy#17]

I'm not entertained

#BazFail

 

[CakeEater]

Smith looks like he’s batting on a bowling machine against Robinson at the moment. Might as well bring the offies back.

So what your saying is you want him to bowl all day?

 

[Sir_Loin]

These guys could take guard on their opposite side and switch mid delivery with this pace

 

[swanssince2002]

Probably the best team assembled since the peak Clarke era with Johnson and Harris as key sidekicks, would've been a legit dynasty if all the key players were 3 years younger.

Knock on wood

 

[yabsy]

Loved the West Indies. Richie Richardson, Hooper, Bishop, Ambrose, Marshall, Haynes, Dujon. Glory years

No helmets or hats for most of them lol

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[TigerCraig]

That overhead graphic shows even more what a terrible field this is

 

[Foucault1989]

Cricket obviously can't be saved.

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Shut it down. I don't want to exist in a world without Bazball

 

[MJG14]

Time for some umbrella fields Stokesy.

 

[TigerCraig]

Bring out the heavy roller to fix the dent

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

How will this get a wicket?

let alone 8.

 

[Sir_Loin]

No helmets or hats for most of them lol

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Used to love seeing Richardson come on with his wide brim hat and wide stance. He was so aggressive

 

[Jimmy#17]

That makes me sad.

Me too. You always want to see the best talents have good careers.

 

[TigerCraig]

How will this get a wicket?

let alone 8.

Suicide

 

[Struggle]

That bouncer root bowled in the first innings was more intimidating than anything today

 

[k31th]

How will this get a wicket?

let alone 8.

They're just going through the motions until we declare and steeling themselves for BAZBALL, of course