Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 23 - Saints v Cats Sat Aug 19th 7:25pm EST (Marvel)

[TheKanga]

Cats look so slow

 

[TheKanga]

Saints the kings of arsey goals

 

[kreuze_missile]

‘If the guy who is far and away the most effective player out of the 550 or so in the entire competition at directly setting up goals is among your best, it’s why you are about to finish 12th.’

No, I can think of a few bigger reasons than that.

If Charlie Curnow handballed instead of kicking goals i'm sure he could lead this pointless stat too.

Fact is he's a forward who doesn't kick goals. Wouldn't take him at Carlton for free.

 

[Lingsface]

You need a rebuild.

We should get a ton of number 1 picks! That seemed to of worked for your team!

 

[PhatBoy]

You need a rebuild.

You literally follow a team that has attempted a dozen of them since your last tilt.

No club ‘needs’ a rebuild.

Yes it can work. It also often doesn’t.

 

[Visions]

Game should have have been dead and buried by now. As it is, there is a glimmer, however slim, of hope for Geelong.

 

[Stev0]

Saints -ROFL
Cats - ROFLMAO

 

[PhatBoy]

If Charlie Curnow handballed instead of kicking goals i'm sure he could lead this pointless stat too.

Fact is he's a forward who doesn't kick goals. Wouldn't take him at Carlton for free.

If Charlie Curnow played further up the field and got 20 touches a game and set up that many goals, he’d be lauded the same way Miers is.

He doesn’t, he is lauded for something else

 

[hutchy31]

Incompetent goal kicking in this comp is an epidemic. The Saints should be 10-12 goals up in this game. I see it almost every week from my team and many others. It’s absolutely pathetic.

 

[mrmonkey]

Game should have have been dead and buried by now. As it is, there is a glimmer, however slim, of hope for Geelong.

Yeah would think they would need at least 6 goals in the last quarter and they've only kicked 6 for the game.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

You literally follow a team that has attempted a dozen of them since your last tilt.

No club ‘needs’ a rebuild.

Yes it can work. It also often doesn’t.

Blues still haven't built a successful list since the AFL rescinded the zoning system they rorted and cheated with paper bags.
In other words, still haven't fairly built a list.

 

[PhatBoy]

Game should have have been dead and buried by now. As it is, there is a glimmer, however slim, of hope for Geelong.

We aren’t winning tonight. We’ve had maybe 4 decent performers. I have a feeling this will blow out

 

[PhatBoy]

Yeah would think they would need at least 6 goals in the last quarter and they've only kicked 6 for the game.

Problem is that every goal we kick is loaded with risk of losing it straight out of the centre the other way 30 seconds later

 

[Art Vandelay_]

If Charlie Curnow played further up the field and got 20 touches a game and set up that many goals, he’d be lauded the same way Miers is.

He doesn’t, he is lauded for something else

Leave him be. Decided I'd sig that garbage he posted.
The worst post I've seen in ages.

 

[Plugger35]

Our goalkicking is an absolute joke, it's like our forwards practice kicking points at training.

We should have put this game to bed by now.

 

[ToreadorMarch]

You need a rebuild.

Or a full off season and crack at a solid pre-season. No rebuild required, it never is at Geelong, we just continue to build beneath and have been for last few years quite well. We have a lot of list for our immediate future, some already in best 22 and we’ll likely pick up a few good ones as we have done through trades and free agents. We’ll be right

 

[kreuze_missile]

You literally follow a team that has attempted a dozen of them since your last tilt.

No club ‘needs’ a rebuild.

Yes it can work. It also often doesn’t.

I'm sure you can top up indefinitely and remain somewhat competitive.

But there's no more flags without a massive teardown.

 

[kreuze_missile]

Or a full off season and crack at a solid pre-season. No rebuild required, it never is at Geelong, we just continue to build beneath and have been for last few years quite well. We have a lot of list for our immediate future, some already in best 22 and we’ll likely pick up a few good ones as we have done through trades and free agents. We’ll be right

Pre-season will certainly be longer then normal this year.

 

[kreuze_missile]

Our goalkicking is an absolute joke, it's like our forwards practice kicking points at training.

We should have put this game to bed by now.

Plugga you follow a team reliant on system and effort, completely absent of talent.

Comes with the territory.

 

[Xtreme]

Keep your foot on the throat St Kilda, don't let Geelong get back into the match. The whole footballing world (AFL/NRL/FIFA) are behind you tonight!

 

[PhatBoy]

I'm sure you can top up indefinitely and remain somewhat competitive.

But there's no more flags without a massive teardown.

We won a flag more recently than any other club in existence by doing exactly what you are talking about.

 

[Lingsface]

We are done for the year. Good luck to the rest.

 

[ToreadorMarch]

Keep your foot on the throat St Kilda, don't let Geelong get back into the match. The whole footballing world (AFL/NRL/FIFA) are behind you tonight!

Hopefully you enjoy it as much as I’ve enjoyed the irrelevance of Hawthorn over last couple of years. I know you think you’re returning to finals soon, but I still think we’ll have another crack or two before you guys get close again

 

[Rod Stroker]

so that's the top 6 sewn up

 

[kreuze_missile]

We won a flag more recently than any other club in existence by doing exactly what you are talking about.

You got every last bit out of this group.

But it's over.