Discussion Football (Soccer) Thread

[George]

Man United

 

[The Punter]

 

[bergholt]

I know Arsenal are still top of the league but our form hasn't been good. Needed injury time goals to get over Bournemouth and Villa, scraped past Leicester, couldn't beat Brentford, lost to Everton, easily beaten by Man City. We're going to need something to change if we're going to stay far enough ahead. Hopefully it's the second coming of Jesus.

 

[The Punter]

I know Arsenal are still top of the league but our form hasn't been good. Needed injury time goals to get over Bournemouth and Villa, scraped past Leicester, couldn't beat Brentford, lost to Everton, easily beaten by Man City. We're going to need something to change if we're going to stay far enough ahead. Hopefully it's the second coming of Jesus.

The regularity of digging yourselves out of holes is very reminiscent of title winning teams.

 

[BucketsandBanger]

I know Arsenal are still top of the league but our form hasn't been good. Needed injury time goals to get over Bournemouth and Villa, scraped past Leicester, couldn't beat Brentford, lost to Everton, easily beaten by Man City. We're going to need something to change if we're going to stay far enough ahead. Hopefully it's the second coming of Jesus.

Held Leicester to the lowest XG in premier league history, actually did beat Brentford if you play the game by the rules and their illegal goal was ruled out for one of the four reasons it could have been by VAR, Everton was a freak result and the game against City was closer then the score line suggests and without Partey playing as well.

All of this without probably our best player in the first half of the year in Jesus. We've done incredibly well to be in the position we are in with him missing half the season. Need to stop conceding shit goals as we have been but we are in a good position, especially with Jesus coming back, enjoy it!

 

[Barrels]

The only bad thing about United losing 7-0 is Liverpool winning…

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Not ideal losing 7-0 but the form post world cup has been excellett and Ten Hag will fix the issue.

Focus on Real Betis in Europe and put the game behind us.

 

[bergholt]

Held Leicester to the lowest XG in premier league history, actually did beat Brentford if you play the game by the rules and their illegal goal was ruled out for one of the four reasons it could have been by VAR, Everton was a freak result and the game against City was closer then the score line suggests and without Partey playing as well.

All of this without probably our best player in the first half of the year in Jesus. We've done incredibly well to be in the position we are in with him missing half the season. Need to stop conceding s**t goals as we have been but we are in a good position, especially with Jesus coming back, enjoy it!

Yeah it's fun to watch but pretty ****ing stressful at the moment also!

 

[Brains Trust66]

i must admit i never saw the 7-0 win over United coming , was expecting a loss but i will take it .

 

[Barrels]

The only bad thing about Yoonited losing is Liverpewl winning.

 

[George]

The only bad thing about United losing 7-0 is Liverpool winning…

The only bad thing about Yoonited losing is Liverpewl winning.

 

[Barrels]

So nice it needed saying twice.

 

[The Punter]

Having a selective memory helps forget where your soccer team got their money and how.

 

[Barrels]

Having a selective memory helps forget where your soccer team got their money and how.

Keep filling your cars, gang.

 

[George]

Having a selective memory helps forget where your soccer team got their money and how.

LOL

 

[Barrels]

Erling Haaland.

Bloke is a cheat code.

 

[gringo2011]

Erling Haaland.

Bloke is a cheat code.

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Looks like Cro-Magnon throw back though.

 

[DougalHoward]

Looks like Cro-Magnon throw back though.

Dard Ball Get what does he rate on your scale

 

[George]

Erling Haaland.

Bloke is a cheat code.

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Illegally streaming it on Voetbal, are we champ? Thought the oil money would tie you over nicely, guess not!

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Dard Ball Get what does he rate on your scale

Looks like a PS2 create-a-character
Face too small for head, no chin
Plays soccer

Earns mad stacks so who cares

 

[Barrels]

Looks like Cro-Magnon throw back though.

Norwegian, breeding program.

Needs work on the aesthetics though.

 

[Barrels]

Illegally streaming it on Voetbal, are we champ? Thought the oil money would tie you over nicely, guess not!

Zip your mask back up, and speak when you’re told…

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Illegally streaming it on Voetbal, are we champ? Thought the oil money would tie you over nicely, guess not!

*tide ffs

 

[George]

*tide ffs

Says the guy that craps on all day about Greta Thunberg and heart attack inducing eggs.

Get a grip, long shot.

 

[bergholt]

Arsenal got very lucky missing out on Mudryk and having to fall back on Trossard, he's been fantastic so far