How fu**in' cooked is Lloyd and Cornes?
Sounds like a pretty average "weapon" to me.
"OI JACK YOU'RE UPSET BECAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR NEWBORN AND WIFE AT HOME"
"Yeah it's a bit sh*t"
"..."
No. The sledge would be repeating. "Why are you here Jack?"
Say that over and over in a game to distract him.
"You obviously dont want to be here do you Jack?"
Or for those who are single or not yet fathers, "Mate no way Id leave my wife and kids, glad I didnt have to make that tough call!"