Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 23

[edgie]

This graphic of what the crows are going to do with the Thebarton Oval site is laughable

So they are going to knock down the Brickworks shopping centre, Thebarton Senior College and a few dozen residential properties are they?

Wait

Are they using the other oval a a car park?

Is this Karparkistan mark 2?

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Outstanding for Connor - he’s the youngest player in that list by a fair margin no?

Same age as Brayshaw.

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[Enviable Tradition]

Wait

Are they using the other oval a a car park?

Is this Karparkistan mark 2?

Considering most of those who attend training would have lost their license due to declining eyesight I can't see parking being a problem.

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[powermacs]

I’m dreading the day Dangerfield retires. He’s going to be on every football show produced. campaigner is insufferable.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Never... their whole MO is to own the town but get ready to hear Thebby endlessly repeated. Before the bulldozers move in there'll be

heaps of pics with the heritage grandstand as the backdrop and solemn nods to authenticate their new found and usurped history/culture.

The probable confidential lease/peppercorn rent would show how entitled they really are and just how effective Oily Olsen has been

and why he was appointed in the first place. Their 3rd choice bronze medal is already being dressed up as 'world class'.

Saturation media coverage incoming for the next 5yrs.

They found a club who last won a premiership before them.

 

[philthy05]

Blicavs got the “Victorian team doing well so let’s pick as many of their players” all-aus bonus imo

Very good player who had a very good year as a utility but all-aus?

I don’t think he was in the top 100 for any single stat.

 

[afl2004]

AFL COACHES ASSOCIATION CHAMPION PLAYER OF THE YEAR

98 votes = Clayton Oliver (Melbourne)
98 votes = Touk Miller (Gold Coast)
92 votes - Lachie Neale (Brisbane)
89 votes - Christian Petracca (Melbourne)
88 votes - Connor Rozee (Port Adelaide)
86 votes - Patrick Cripps (Carlton)
76 votes - Jeremy Cameron (Geelong)
74 votes - Andrew Brayshaw (Fremantle)
65 votes - Callum Mills (Sydney)
60 votes - Mark Blicavs (Geelong)

Where's Sam Walsh

 

[philthy05]

Why is there an all-aus umpires thing? What the actual ****? Go and get ****ed campaigners.

 

[finbarr]

I never watch the AA's. All-Australian umpires? Gimme a break.

 

[Janey]

Seems that there was an escalating onfield feud going on during the game but clearly a line was crossed in terms of personal abuse of a players family. Both Melbourne and Brisbane have agreed that the matter should be left on the field and move on which is probably the best outcome. Zork's reputation has definitely taken a hit though and no doubt will lose the captaincy next year.

Was out in the car without my phone earlier so listened to the radio to hear Rowe on 5AA whining that Zorko got off without a suspension while Walker got an AFL imposed 6 weeks suspension. 'sticks and stones' he kept saying.

FFS. Walker was dobbed in by an Indigenous staffer from his own club for racist abuse of a player from another team.

No surprises that Thicko Rowe can't tell the difference between the 2 incidents. How the feck he keeps his on air job continues to amaze.

The idiocy in this is that if the club had done the right thing when the staffer raised it internally they could have handled it in-house. If the staffer was satisfied that it was taken seriously and just action taken, they probably would never have gone to the AFL. The crows have no-one to blame but themselves. Typical rubbish culture prevails again.

 

[finbarr]

Why is there an all-aus umpires thing? What the actual *? Go and get *ed campaigners.

They should be seen and not heard. This is just ridiculous. Their one and only major acknowledgement should be getting the gig on grand final day.

 

[powermacs]

I don’t mind the umpires being recognised but it should be like in the Oscars. During the break we awarded the Oscar for the best Shit kicker.

 

[Powerade 08]

Isaac Heeney

5

Isaac Heeney

Age

28

Ht

185cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.7

5star

M

4.9

5star

T

4.1

5star

CL

2.2

4star

D

14.3

3star

K

8.8

4star

HB

5.5

3star

M

4.8

4star

T

2.5

3star

CL

0.8

3star

D

10.4

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

CL

0.8

3star

. Haha, thats insane.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[finbarr]

Poor Ted.

 

[Dutchy5150]

They need that much room at least just for their museum.

Advanced photo design of Cows Museum. Size is to scale.

 

[Rising Power]

I like how the pure midfielder Petracca is on the hff while Heeney and Rozee are on the bench. Name them in the proper positions ffs, **** the egos

 

[Schulzenfest]

Tyson Stengle

18

Tyson Stengle

Age

25

Ht

175cm

Wt

71kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.3

2star

K

5.8

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

10.3

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.5

4star

D

8.8

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.6

5star

makes the AA side despite only kicking 10 goals against top 8 sides this year. Gross.

 

[philthy05]

Tyson Stengle makes the AA side despite only kicking 10 goals against top 8 sides this year. Gross.

Had an outstanding year but there’s a fair amount of luck of the draw in his season.

Dominant team getting ***** sucked by umps all year long in a piss easy draw and didn’t have an opponent near him for 95% of his season.

Reckon Neade would have bagged a decent amount of goals for Geelong this year.

People moaning that we should have gone after Stengle are kidding themselves. He would have been lucky to get 20 goals here.

 

[Grave Danger]

Ken Hinkley can relate.

 

[JimmyBC]

AA Umpires? FUKCIN LOL

 

[philthy05]

Just fact checked Blicavs stats



59th for contested marks
74th for clearances
28th for tackles

Hardly screams must pick in a super tight all-aus team lol.

Meanwhile Sicily

2nd intercept possessions
17th contested marks
2nd metres gained

 

[philthy05]

AA Umpires? FUKCIN LOL

The umpire got more fanfare than rozee in the hullabaloo

 

[Doctor Feel]

Zorks is a funny man.

Would have been better off shutting the **** up than trying to justify his actions.

 

[Grave Danger]

AA Umpires? FUKCIN LOL

They went cute again with the AA captain - Tom Hawkins??