Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[philreich]

Maybe if we keep Ken for another 20 years, we'll reach a grand final at the 33rd attempt. Insanity is making the same mistakes over and over again, and expecting a different result.

 

[Chrizzt]

So much #historyhereinthemaking

 

[drcollossimo]

He's not going anywhere and there won't even be an acknowledgement one way or the other.
The place will put the shutters up until Feb apart form a few locowme new recruit/draft pick social media posts.
Koch will say something stupid after a few wins mid next year and paint himself into a corner where his stupid ego will then extend his contract again so he doesn't have to admit he's wrong.
The world will keep on spinning, seas will rise, the next generation will be priced out of financial security, the middle east will stay in turmoil and there is nothing any of us can do about any of it.

One things for certain Ken will be at Alberton forever, when he dies his body will be so well preserved after 60 years of beef tallow and aspartame abuse Kochie will display his body Lenin styles in the museum with the following caption

"Remember 2012, here lays the man who won 13 games in a row once upon a time in a league far far away. Finals are scary so to remind us how scary we display the biggest finals loser this club has ever associated with"

 

[Port01]

There is zero chance this team can overcome its mental issues without a change of leadership.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

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The funny thing is that there are people at the club that thinks this is a flex.

 

[Addy23]

I’m sure all the Port supporters want to hear more about how the ninth placed team have got it so right and set the model. Please do go on.

I thought it was just North as a club that were dumb but there fans also seem to follow suit. Did McRae not win a flag last year?

 

[PA88]

He probably goes mid-late next season. Lucky havent renewed my
membership for a while

Not if we're in the 8.

 

[gbear]

More than 2 people who get a vote on Hinkley's future were adamant on Monday night that Koch's comments were unfounded and that they would decide Ken's future at the conclusion of this season.

This game was uncompetitive and one where they went through the motions from half way through the second quarter. For a prelim, it was absolute garbage. Zero method, a game style we have seen time and time again fail against the top teams in big games, and tonight was no different.

There is NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING to suggest that next year under Ken would be any different to the first 12 years he's been coach in terms of the final result at the end of the season.

The man is a career loser who will never win a premiership as a senior coach. How many more "missing pieces" does the charlatan need? We have reached the point where now he needs a "missing piece" to replace Dixon, who ironically was one of the original missing pieces when he was brought into the club 9 years ago.

Don't think we'll hear anything of substance tonight but let's see how this plays out over the next few days.

I am really hoping this is the case, as surely you can’t keep doing the same thing for yet another year of failure.

 

[Chrizzt]

So much #historyhereinthemaking

Oooh baby

 

[DaTBird187]

The funny thing is that there are people at the club that thinks this is a flex.

 

[PowerLil]

Hinkley can't string a sentence together in his press conference. It's incoherent rambling.

Same as any other press conference then? He didn't disappoint me though. He pulled "the whole club" excuse when his coaching was questioned yet again. Didn't hear a peep last week

 

[dirty2]

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And achieved what?

 

[PA88]

I am really hoping this is the case, as surely you can’t keep doing the same thing for yet another year of failure.

Since Kochead opened his mouth, I've been feeling that Ken's pass mark was to win a final. I don't think he's being sacked.

 

[tribey]

At a time like this it’s important to remember, you can’t spell “go and support the Tingles” without G-A-S-L-I-G-H-T-E-D.

 

[Saints4ever]

I'm curious as to how many non-port people are actively reading this thread at any given time

Guilty

 

[Nelso]

You think he was emotional this year.

Just wait til next season if he is still here. Coaching for his survival in a contract year. The pressure will be unbearable for him.

The team will have a roller coaster season based on the ups and downs of the coach's emotional levels.

That is why the call needs to be made now to part ways.

We can't sabotage our season next year by continuing down the same path.

 

[PowerLil]

Genuine question… why all the hate? He’s consistently got you to finals and top 4 with a list that in my perspective was never a top tier list. I get that his finals record is poor but he’s still qualifying you there. Is anyone else taking you any further?

You obviously know your club better than me so genuinely curious why he cops it so much.

He has an IQ of 10.

 

[johnnysix]

On the positive side, you know Ken is going to take this finals series deeply personally and leave no stone unturned in the off season trying to improve himself and get an edge on the competition by going nowhere, studying nothing and coming out next season with the whole new strategy ofa high-pressure, "bomb it to Dixon" game plan.

 

[dirty2]

He has an IQ of 10.

Being a little generous there powerlil... I would say 5 7 absolute most.

 

[Lefti93]

Not happening.

 

[johnnysix]

You think he was emotional this year.

Just wait til next season if he is still here. Coaching for his survival in a contract year. The pressure will be unbearable for him.

The team will have a roller coaster season based on the ups and downs of the coach's emotional levels.

That is why the call needs to be made now to part ways.

We can't sabotage our season next year by continuing down the same path.

Ahh yes, I've heard this before... How does it go? "We'll make a decision in August".

I have no idea what "data" we could possibly need now that we haven't seen every year for the last 10 years.

 

[MrPlow]

The club’s grand final was last week against 7th place. No petrol left in the tank

See you at the footy

 

[johnnysix]

At a time like this it’s important to remember, you can’t spell “go and support the Tingles” without G-A-S-L-I-G-H-T-E-D.

Ahh yes. Always loved that logic. "If you want your club to be successful so much, go and support another"?

 

[spookism]

Just ugh

 

[PA88]

Tim G is disappointing. May as well have an all crows commentary team on that program.