Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 12 - Finals Are Scary

[El_Scorcho]

Kenny has a job to finish.

Hope it's packing his shit

 

[Eddie Woloschek]

What's possibly complicated about the payout

"Here's your barrow of cash, now fcuk off !"

They'll be arguing about the size of the bonus they give him for being the best coach the club, the world, has ever seen. They will do anything to avoid bad publicity and this will involve non-disclosure agreements that will need to be bought for Donuts.

 

[El_Scorcho]

Start the Carr

 

[El_Scorcho]

They'll be arguing about the size of the bonus they give him for being the best coach the club, the world, has ever seen. They will do anything to avoid bad publicity and this will involve non-disclosure agreements that will need to be bought for Donuts.

I'm assuming they're trying to schedule a friendly against Geelong for a Ken Hinkley testimonial final game, played in Geelong with all proceeds going to Geelong obviously.

 

[longdonkey]

Hinkley was never going to get a head coaching gig elsewhere, he will end up as an assistant back in victoria. It's all laughable really, we are constantly told how harsh we are on Kenny, but there have been 5 senior jobs up for grabs in the last couple of years and it's been obvious in that time that he is on the way out here but not one of them has shown any genuine interest in him. Says a lot doesn't it?

Do you think he'll accept the assistants job at Bell Park?

 

[Cheesey Mac]

When Richo said that I wonder if there were any supporters that actually believed he meant it. To me it was just a throw away line with very little thought attached to it.

Yeah, to me it reeked of copying Brendan Gale's Richmond homework without understanding how they got to their answer.

I brought the 3 in 5 thing up after the AGM last year with one of the Port staff who was speaking to me, the jist of the response was that they wish that 3 in 5 hadn't been made public.

It's like, dude, if you didn't want the pressure to reach that bar because you don't want the fans (white noise) to be pissed that you failed so spectacularly then don't put it out there, but given that it's out there why would you think we'd all be cool with you guys skating through having not even made a GF let alone won 3 flags at any level. They're allergic to accountability and fold under the slightest whiff of pressure or expectation.

Put a broom through the place.

 

[TazD]

Chewy disappearing at this juncture is giving me strong Lyle Lanley vibes

(jks jks love you Chewy)

If Ken remains then chewy being is hospital saves us some time on calling an ambulance

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Hardwick cannot even be compared to Hinkley

Dimma was a very young coach who got the HC job only a few years after retirement. He was always going to grow as a coach.

Ken Hinkley is almost 60.

 

[longdonkey]

The complications come the breaking of the cult and all the emotions attached.

Nup 3 months later it will be Ken Who?

 

[dirty2]

Yeah id suggest tomorrow at the absolute earliest but more likely Wednesday to Friday.

If we get to Saturday then it is time to get very worried

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If it gets to Saturday we March on Alberton!!!!!!!!

 

[TazD]

Nup 3 months later it will be Ken Who?

I agree, but 12 years is a long time and rightly or wrongly it will be traumatic for the club in the immediate

 

[sobrave]

When does he get his birthday present (a sacking)?

 

[Peninsula Boy]

Nup 3 months later it will be Ken Who?

100%. Maybe less time.

And some people will know their job security isn't as safe as it use to be.

 

[sobrave]

Does the club read the room ever? look at the comments.

But there's 1000 Facebook bots posting generic happy birthday gifs/avatar emoji things

 

[longdonkey]

I agree, but 12 years is a long time and rightly or wrongly it will be traumatic for the club in the immediate

Its a workplace people come and people go. Given a bit of time to acclimatise to the change and particularly if success happens fast most people will be happy. Whenever there is a change at the top in any organisation there will be winners and losers

 

[gbear]

If it’s his bday, it will be interesting to see if they put up a social media post about it.

They did unfortunately

 

[Ported]

Does the club read the room ever? look at the comments.

They don't care

They don't need to say things like 'we've achieved a lot this year'. They know it makes a good deal of their supporters go insane and they don't care/enjoy it.

 

[Portology]

I agree, but 12 years is a long time and rightly or wrongly it will be traumatic for the club in the immediate

That it will be traumatic for some fans after 12 years of nothing but "a very stable lack of success" and also for some of the talented young players who have "grown up" under "daddy" is very telling. Surgery is a significant trauma, overly delayed surgery often more so.

 

[hOUTkley]

Speaking of reading the room. Just got the email regarding next year's membership and auto renew.

I know one way to get me to pay.

Sack Hinkley

 

[Power Girl]

Adelaide Oval! We sell tickets. Imagine the media when more people turn up to the Sayonara Hinkley party than our games (Donna might have to tell Donuts what Sayonara means, it is not the fancy cheese that ruined your toasty, Ken).

Will it be a formal affair. I need to be prepared. I am thinking that Tuesday is the day and I will need time to get glammed up.

This could be a real fundraiser for the club. How much would you be prepared to pay for Hinkley's kicked out on his ass ball?

 

[NoddyHolder]

Kenny has a job to finish.

Exactly. As Donna has to keep telling him - making the cheese toasty is only half the job. You have to then clean the toasty maker and put it away

 

[gbear]

Yeah id suggest tomorrow at the absolute earliest but more likely Wednesday to Friday.

If we get to Saturday then it is time to get very worried

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Look if the dud is at the best and fairest without a farewell speech then it isn’t happening. Then as supporters / members the decision is in the individuals hands. 2025 will be the same as the last 12 seasons.

 

[sobrave]

Speaking of reading the room. Just got the email regarding next year's membership and auto renew.

I know one way to get me to pay.

Sack Hinkley

Send them one back saying they need to sacketh the Kenneth

 

[Power Girl]

and yet like the tide, here i come rushing in all hopeful again.

 

[gbear]

Will it be a formal affair. I need to be prepared. I am thinking that Tuesday is the day and I will need time to get glammed up.

This could be a real fundraiser for the club. How much would you be prepared to pay for Hinkley's kicked out on his ass ball?

I would drop at least $500 if it happpened.